I am back! Sad to say, no salacious gossip to share, I was in the Highlands after all. Am now going to unpack all my Xmas loot and wash lots of knickers. Hope you all had groovy Xmases. 
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
Pished greetings from me (drunk again as ever). Off up to the Highlands tomorrow, so won't be around for a wee bit, have a great Christmas! xxx 
stgeorge:
Well let's hope you have a great time then my love.
badrobot:
Fesitive felicitations and a happy new year! (for when you get back)
Well what can I say about the last week without looking immeasurably smug? I had a lovely time with Deutsche Boy and by god my German has improved as a result, nothing repeatable. Suffice to say that between the gigging and partying and snoring and "other stuff" I had cock all sleep for a week and slept in for my riding lesson this morning -...
Read More
Read More
Very quick update here. Deutsche boy now dispatched to airport. Me left with only a pocket full of teary hankies and a dodgy german accent. Oh, and a house that looks like a tornado hit it.
I made my stage debut last night singing with the band. More later.
I made my stage debut last night singing with the band. More later.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
stgeorge:
I'm sure he's left plenty of happy memories too 
hypnogogic:
you sing in a band now?
Oh boy, i am having one fucking great weekend!!!
Go see Tincat in Edinburgh on Tuesday.
14th December 8pm The Left Bank, Hastie's Close, Guthrie St, Edinburgh. Also featuring ELVIS!!!
Go see Tincat in Edinburgh on Tuesday.
14th December 8pm The Left Bank, Hastie's Close, Guthrie St, Edinburgh. Also featuring ELVIS!!!
stgeorge:
Glad to hear it!
One more day to go before Deutsche Boy arrives! I will be wallowing in the bathtub and painting my toenails tonight. Do men really notice these things? I'm not convinced, but will go to the effort anyway.
This is a bad week to have a really heavy cold - I am expelling vast quantities of snot in all directions every 20 seconds or so.
While... Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
kingkurt:
We notice honey -
>K<
>K<
battles:
You'll have to explain what *bump* means.
Cause nobody has added anything to it?
Cause nobody has added anything to it?
Less than a week till the man of my dream arrives. I just hope he isn't wearing his tie-dye T-shirt.
I need a cold shower
I need a cold shower
stgeorge:
What, up there? Isn't it cold enough?
invisibleguy:
Deep breath in... deep breath out...
Deep breath in... deep breath out...
Deep breath in... deep breath out...
Now remain calm and ask yourself one thing: TIE DYE SHIRT? For the love of God!
Now if he was dressed like Andre 3000 in the Hey Ya! video... hey hey! We could all understand! Okay, I haven't got a thing for him, but I'd love to be able to get away with being that thin and being able to wear green!
Have fun you!
Deep breath in... deep breath out...
Deep breath in... deep breath out...
Now remain calm and ask yourself one thing: TIE DYE SHIRT? For the love of God!
Now if he was dressed like Andre 3000 in the Hey Ya! video... hey hey! We could all understand! Okay, I haven't got a thing for him, but I'd love to be able to get away with being that thin and being able to wear green!
Have fun you!
Just finished painting the loo. It's Barbie pink with white woodwork and Clangers wrapping paper as wallpaper on one wall. It totally rocks! The flat looks so spanky! And I am very painty. 
I'm going to put the Xmas tree up this week as well because I can't hold off any longer.
Some good things coming up, I'm getting a couple of paintings reframed to...
Read More
The flat looks so spanky! And I am very painty. I'm going to put the Xmas tree up this week as well because I can't hold off any longer.
Some good things coming up, I'm getting a couple of paintings reframed to...
Read More
hypnogogic:
wow, the visuals i had in my head from reading your journal are great.....thanks
I have been a domestic goddess this weekend...I made a big pot of soup, and some rye bread, and filled the fridge with proper grub instead of readymeal evil, and started redecorating the hall and bathroom, and did a big raid on IKEA...
No booze or fags so far either!
aargh, I am turning into a SENSIBLE MIDDLE AGED PERSON
naaaah, don't worry, I am...
Read More
No booze or fags so far either!
aargh, I am turning into a SENSIBLE MIDDLE AGED PERSON
naaaah, don't worry, I am...
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
invisibleguy:
Thanx for the coment!
I have been doing all that and more - yes I've even decided to finish painting the bedroom! What was that about sensible middle-aged person?!?!?!?!?!?!
- God help me!
The girls are back this afternoon and my cat: Lou-Lou's been the loveliest! Last night I was sitting in the comfy chair and Lou-Lou was sitting behind me... she kept on edging towards me and then tapped my head with her paw, when I turned around she'd tucked her paws underneath herself and just regarded me like: Yeah? Wot?
Uh-Oh... scatty cat alert - she's running around miaowing and hunting her tail!
You be good okay?
I have been doing all that and more - yes I've even decided to finish painting the bedroom! What was that about sensible middle-aged person?!?!?!?!?!?!
- God help me!
The girls are back this afternoon and my cat: Lou-Lou's been the loveliest! Last night I was sitting in the comfy chair and Lou-Lou was sitting behind me... she kept on edging towards me and then tapped my head with her paw, when I turned around she'd tucked her paws underneath herself and just regarded me like: Yeah? Wot?
Uh-Oh... scatty cat alert - she's running around miaowing and hunting her tail!
You be good okay?
thenonstopdancer:
i had a shit night that night , worst ever in fact so i wish i had gone * does sorry face * 
and get out of ikea , they torture kittens to get the ideas for the names ,e.g KEAROW
its all true
and get out of ikea , they torture kittens to get the ideas for the names ,e.g KEAROW
its all true
Making me smile this week:
Phone call from Germany
Bowie night coming up this weekend
My cute cats
Making me growl:
My stupid work hours
The mattress which some slob has chucked out in the back garden
Being cold at night even WITH my leccy blanket
Only 2 weeks to go until the dishy one lands! Can't wait. Though don't want to get TOO up...
Read More
Phone call from Germany
Bowie night coming up this weekend
My cute cats
Making me growl:
My stupid work hours
The mattress which some slob has chucked out in the back garden
Being cold at night even WITH my leccy blanket
Only 2 weeks to go until the dishy one lands! Can't wait. Though don't want to get TOO up...
Read More
I have the hangover from hell today. I had a great night out drinking and boogying with friends, then a guy I know suggested heading back to his house to get stoned and watch Dr Who...I had one vodka too many and passed out in the middle of The Masque of Mandragora. Woke up on the settee about 11am, he'd very kindly covered me with... Read More
upset
Just had a right earful from an ex-friend. Guess he won't be babysitting my pusscats no more.
edit to say: fuckit. he's an arse and deserves deep scorn for behaving badly. won't spoil my weekend no way!
Just had a right earful from an ex-friend. Guess he won't be babysitting my pusscats no more.
edit to say: fuckit. he's an arse and deserves deep scorn for behaving badly. won't spoil my weekend no way!
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
dem_z:
Thanks for the Birthday Wishes!
Sorry to hear about the earful from an ex freind. He sucks, probably.
Sorry to hear about the earful from an ex freind. He sucks, probably.
Hope you have a great time