Day jobs really suck.
They make me so crazy that
I write bad haikus.
Day jobs really suck.
They make me so crazy that
I write bad haikus.
I'm on "Insomniac w/ Dave Attell" for 30 seconds tonight telling the world not to drink and drive...and speed.
It's funny. I worked with Dave 3 years ago and noone knew who he was. Now he's huge...and it almost annoys him. I wish I could be that annoyed
It's funny. I worked with Dave 3 years ago and noone knew who he was. Now he's huge...and it almost annoys him. I wish I could be that annoyed
suburbanslave:
I totally forgot that was on tonight...too bad IM going to be gone, oh well its on all weekend right????
Oh and I love the new pic!!
[Edited on Jul 03, 2003]
Oh and I love the new pic!!
[Edited on Jul 03, 2003]
AA works if you want to get clean. If you have to be there (court appointed) it makes you want to drink, ironically enough.
Some AA people sometimes brag about how much they used to drink. Guess what...you cleaned up because you had to...you can't brag anymore. Sorry. You can't.
You know why? Can you get drunk and make it to work the next morning?...
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Some AA people sometimes brag about how much they used to drink. Guess what...you cleaned up because you had to...you can't brag anymore. Sorry. You can't.
You know why? Can you get drunk and make it to work the next morning?...
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If I had known that being evil would allow you to live to be 100 years old, I would have become a racist years ago. Unfortunately, I've waited too long...logic and morality have already set in. Dammit.
Maybe I can still live that long. Where's my smokes?
Maybe I can still live that long. Where's my smokes?
kingskottie:
the devil lives long
Hey kids...do you wonder if I'm even remotely a funny comedian? Well, I finally put video up on my website. It's bad video...but good comedy, so check it out. Or don't. Noone's twisting your arm.
Man, sometimes you're so mean.
http://www.johnrabon.com
Man, sometimes you're so mean.
http://www.johnrabon.com
suburbanslave:
woohooo
dave_h:
I'm waiting for your video to download..... meanwhile playing with this silly thing: http://www.he.net/~stupid/xylophone.html ....
ok cool..... I'm gonna d/l some more.....
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awesome--you coming to SF anytime soon?
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ok cool..... I'm gonna d/l some more.....
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awesome--you coming to SF anytime soon?
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I have to do 30 AA meetings in 30 days to keep my bond and stay out of jail. DWI's are cool!!!
Went to the first one today and I discovered a hypocrisy with some members of AA. Some members talk about how they can't understand how light drinkers only drink a couple of drinks. They talk about how much they used to drink "back...
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Went to the first one today and I discovered a hypocrisy with some members of AA. Some members talk about how they can't understand how light drinkers only drink a couple of drinks. They talk about how much they used to drink "back...
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Today I'm auditioning for a part in a Richard Linklater pilot that was greenlighted for HBO. Wish me luck. Lots of it...'cause I'm a fucking comedian, not an actor.
Rock.
Rock.
I've never liked chat rooms. Yet I find myself logged in every day at work on this site. I'm guessing because there's no fucking kids here, and not a whole lot of "I'm pretending to be someone else" going on here. It's addictive...it's unhealthy...and I like it.
iamspoonbender:
HA!
suburbanslave:
mmm, I like it too!!!
Bad Audience Etiquette
Dear concertgoers,
It's time for a little live music viewing 101:
1)If you wish to make it to the front of the stage when the band starts playing, try getting to the show earlier. Or, God forbid, say "excuse me" if you run into people with your Neanderthal shoulders.
2) Flinging beer on people around you in a show impresses no one....
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Dear concertgoers,
It's time for a little live music viewing 101:
1)If you wish to make it to the front of the stage when the band starts playing, try getting to the show earlier. Or, God forbid, say "excuse me" if you run into people with your Neanderthal shoulders.
2) Flinging beer on people around you in a show impresses no one....
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So I'm headlining on Friday. This is a big deal because instead of the normal shows I do, where I'm either doing a guest spot, or I'm hosting, I'm the main attraction. I'm the shit for that show. That's usually alot of pressure, but that's what alcohol is for.
Anyone in Austin this weekend, check out the Velveeta Room on 6th and Red River, 9:30...
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Anyone in Austin this weekend, check out the Velveeta Room on 6th and Red River, 9:30...
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inkvisitor:
i hope i can make it in to austin in time friday night! 
pantsonfire:
Hey have you heard the new Supersuckers?
Just thought I'd post from the NO FRIENDS thing. I hate it when my journals go unread too.
Just thought I'd post from the NO FRIENDS thing. I hate it when my journals go unread too.
Waffle House
I've never been to one until recently. I've heard of them, of course, and the thought of Waffle House is usually lumped in with trailer parks and incest.
This past weekend, I went to New Orleans with my super hot drinking buddy, Steph, and she insisted that I experience a Waffle House at least once. I wasn't crazy about the idea...it's like someone...
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I've never been to one until recently. I've heard of them, of course, and the thought of Waffle House is usually lumped in with trailer parks and incest.
This past weekend, I went to New Orleans with my super hot drinking buddy, Steph, and she insisted that I experience a Waffle House at least once. I wasn't crazy about the idea...it's like someone...
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