Monday Aug 11, 2003

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I went to the lake yesterday to cool off...It's been so hot here that the lake felt like bath water for a foot and a half on top, then cold for the rest...it felt like I was constantly swimming through pee.

Not as refreshing as I thought it would be.

Wednesday Aug 06, 2003

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I went to the Alamo Drafthouse a couple of nights ago...I went to see "The Italian Job", because I knew the theater would be empty...the waitress came up and I ordered a beer...she said:
"If you buy a bucket of beer, you'll get 5 beers for the price of 4."
"5 beers? This movie's like 90 minutes long. Isn't that a bit excessive?"
"It's only...
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brokenglassheart:
Okay...... maybe I have a bit of an obsession with angelina jolie, but at least I'm not the alcoholic here!! Wait.... Awww, shit! I AM a raging drunkard! Oh well. Cheers!
joebruthless:
So wait, you can drink at that movie theater? 5 beers, 11 bucks, 90 minutes......yeah, that sounds right....But You can drink at the movie theater???? I'm sorry we're not allowed to drink anywhere in Jersey, not even in bars.

Tuesday Aug 05, 2003

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This journal entry involves pictures...so I direct you to my website:

http://homepage.mac.com/smokepuppet/saddam.html
mulhollanddrive:
hey man. we should hang out sometime. if we can drag william's ass off the dancefloor, he should come out too. mo' rawk!

Saturday Aug 02, 2003

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Having a cold in August is weird, especially in Texas. I'm hot, sweaty and sneezy. How is that possible? Shouldn't the hot, smoldering sun dry my ass out? Ugh.

Friday Aug 01, 2003

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Head...pounding...must drink fuck loads of water...stop the pain...

Yeah, I'm going out tonight too.
hkphotoaustin:
Glad to do my part in punishing your liver.

Thursday Jul 31, 2003

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Sam Phillips is gone...RIP, Sam...thanks for Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins, Johnny Cash, and countless other rockabilly and blues artists. Thanks for Sun Records. Thanks for Rock'n'Roll.
demigauge:
hey there
hkphotoaustin:
It's a sad day indeed.

Thursday Jul 31, 2003

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Bush is taking a one month vacation...which makes sense, you know, because there's nothing important going on in the world. The economy's great and there's peace in the world.
Oh wait, there's not.

You know what? Now that I think about it, things might be better if he's not there...he can't fuck anymore shit up. Hey, shithead! Make that 2 months, will ya? I want...
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Monday Jul 21, 2003

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Going to Maryland and then Philly this week. I'll be back next Tuesday. Rock.
beaky:
we're both puppets... well actually I'm half puppet and half marionette..
suburbanslave:
Are u back yet??

Friday Jul 18, 2003

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I'm going to write a book entitled, "Everything I Know I Learned From the Toothless Ex-Crackwhore Who Ran The AA Meeting Yesterday in East Austin".

Chapter One: Save the Drama For Your Mama. She actually used the phrase so much she ended up shortening it to "Mama Drama".

Chapter Two: Apples are Hard to Eat When Your Missing Most of Your Teeth.

She talked AT...
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slinkster:
compusa must die. smile stupid fuckers lying about the warranty they sold me.

those AA meetings sound like they could drive a person TO drink.
creepyvalentine:
hey, will you listen to my band and tell me what you think? there's a link on my profile. thanks. word.

Wednesday Jul 16, 2003

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This morning's been so slow, we've actually been arguing about breakfast food at work. Let me just say, for the record, "Fuck bagels."
Seriously. They're too much work...they take too much time to chew and digest...and for some reason, they bring cream cheese into the mix. Why? What was wrong with toast? There's no problem with thick texas toast drenched in butter...maybe jelly too. Stupid...
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Monday Jul 14, 2003

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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...well, that and the actions of people dumber than ourselves.


Oh, and snakes, too. God I hate snakes.
suburbanslave:
I hate snakes too!! Oh and the party was ok, made me realize I have no friends! wink
cheech:
Wow. Well, first of all, I saw your comments in the Bush Can Die In The face thread. I liked those; I actually think Bush can die in the face, too. Secondly, Drive-By Truckers-- their latest two albums are the best albums I've heard of this millennium. Thirdly, you just mentioned Ween. I'm curious what album you got...although the best thing to do is go to ween.net and get a month's free trial of Cute FTP and download Ween live bootlegs because they are best live, as shown by weenradio.com....still, they do have some good albums. But they're not a favorite of indie people. They are too rocking-out, and obscene, and wacky, for regular indie types. I'm not an regular indie type; I grew up on ROCK and I'm a surrealist. I love Ween very much.

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Thursday Jul 10, 2003

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I'm 29 years old...and I just bought my first Ween album. There. Are you happy now, you indie fucks?

Yes. They're brilliant. Now quiet...I'm trying to listen to it.
suburbanslave:
I like the cover of the ween album with the bottom of the girls boobies...mmm...I like boobies!!!
Are u coming to my party on Saturday??????
kiss
annie:
i think its nice when people have me as one of their favorite girls. it makes me feel all funny. you know...down there. now i was trying to be funny. it didnt work. *sigh*
love maggie
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