Saturday Mar 20, 2004

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Jesusfuck. These fries are lukewarm and quite repulsive. I shall eat them anyhow, though, since I'm hungry and have nothing else to do.

I could participate in conversation, or attempt to hit on women, but the olfactory stimulation these fries are currently inducing is far too enticing to ignore.

Onward to fry land.
speed_metal:
Besides ...And Oceans, what other metal have you been listening to lately? I don't think I wan't to have a kitchen w/out a deepfryer again. I'm very into good fries...
kamille:
yes. i do know the people at the HoD. and i think we've met... are you coming to the party tonight?

Saturday Mar 20, 2004

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I am drunk. Lately - as in the past two weeks - I have been experiencing strange muscle tremors in my left leg and left thumb. It is somewhat disturbing and makes me wonder whether or not I have some sort of strange epilepsy coming on.

On a lighter note, I'm drunk as piss, drinking more, and am about to inhale a load of Jack...
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Wednesday Mar 17, 2004

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LitterMaid LM900 Self-Cleaning Litter Box

Now seriously, what could be better than a self-cleaning litter box?
menotyou:


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smith:
Christ.

Monday Mar 15, 2004

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...and thus begins the chapter of my life where I bombard people with precisely what I feel about them if the situation dictates as such. I'm more than willing to be called out on personality faults; those who aren't - go cry in your pillows, pussies. I'm sick and tired of dealing with you losers.

You, gentle reader, may be asking: "What provoked this?" Suffice...
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menotyou:
Well...you are a cackhole, but your brutal honesty is the feature I respect about you the most.
link:
Yeah, what MeNotYou said. As we get older, we more become the person we were meant to be. You will be a great man, a man of greatness, and your honesty will help make it so. You have a voice for a reason. People need to hear it, though they may not like. They will respect you more for it. If they choose to ignore, then they are either fools or foolish. Much in life can make us either, but there is a big difference between the two. Fools never learn. The foolish usually do. Some of us straddle the fine line and need as much truth as we can get to get us back on the path.

Monday Mar 15, 2004

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I've decided to write a short treatise on something. Details after the next commercial break.

Sunday Mar 14, 2004

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Paging Scarlett Johansson.

Your presence is currently requested in my room so that we may smoke cigarettes, listen to dredg, eat cheap boxed pasta mixed with seasoned ground beef, and make love to the thrum of my box fan and the ambulances that speed by on West Alabama.

Paging Scarlett Johansson.

Sunday Mar 14, 2004

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Two albums whose ownership should be mandatory:

1.) Ulver - A Quick Fix of Melancholy
2.) Porcupine Tree - The Sky Moves Sideways

Sunday Mar 14, 2004

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My dad, being the keen individual that he is, lives in Venezuela with my mom, and had this to say concerning the closing of the Autopista (main freeway in Caracas) upon my query "Why was it closed?"

"Who knows? Probably someone protesting. There are two things the Venezuelans ar good at, marching (that is a social event) and talking (No balls to do otherwise)"

Ah,...
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Tuesday Mar 09, 2004

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She's not going to call back.
menotyou:
Keep calling man...It's not stalking if you can't see her.

Chicks dig persistence.

If that doesn't work mail her a picture of your cock...that's how I got my last girlfriend.
link:
Maybe not. But you can always ridicule her in public.

Sunday Mar 07, 2004

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Note to self: CALL HER. YOU MUST CALL HER. IF YOU DO NOT CALL HER, I WILL FUCK YOU UP SOMETHING FIERCE. MONDAY OR TUESDAY. CALL HER.

(and no, that's not trying to be witty or ridiculous. I do actually need the reminder.)
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menotyou:
Did you call her? I would have probably forgotten I left myself a note to remind myself.
smith:
I called her and text messaged her. No bones. Typical. I can't say that I'm terribly broken up about it.

Sunday Mar 07, 2004

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It is almost four AM. I got COMPLETELY snubbed by the dame who initiallly invited me out, and acted like a complete ass the whole time, so I ignored her.

What a RIGHTEOUS decision I made.

Instead of hanging out with Ms. Illiterate, I met a gorgeous, GORGEOUS dame (with real fangs!) that:

a.) has played classical piano since she was five;
b.) went to...
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Friday Mar 05, 2004

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My mouth was the meat, and the bag of Doritos was the grinder. Pain, sweet pain.
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