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I have returned from a week long trek to Oregon.

Oregon is beautiful.

Houston is dreadful.

The end.
ryah:
houston sucks the balls of a large monkey...


a very sweaty &dirty monkey.
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Although the Libertarian party has a number of points that I disagree on - over half, as a matter of fact - I will be voting for Badnarik.
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Orange juice is not an acceptable substitute for a cigarette during times such as these.
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ryah:
OMG OMG OMG THATS SO HAWT!!11ONE! IS THAT YOU?
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I am sick of the following:

person_1: "I just watched a really fantastic documentary called 'Uncovered: The Whole Truth About the Iraq War.' It's loaded with damning evidence about how we were snookered as a country to go to war."

person_2: "I'm so tired of that anti-Bush propaganda. Those things are only meant to influence people to vote for Kerry. It's so one-sided."

person_2, you're...
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ryah:
you have your name written all over a pulse rifle.
venla:
Guns are <3 until they are pointed at someone.
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I need to do something about this country.

Who wants to help?

Speaking of doing something about this country: locate page 45 in the following document from 2000 and read from the top.

Criminal Acts Against Civil Aviation

For you lazy bastards out there, I shall provide a small excerpt:

"Another threat is attributed to terrorist financier Usama Bin Laden, who has been indicted for...
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venla:
We don't have it yet ._.
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Sitting at Jack in the Box last evening, I noticed two things:

1.) the girl in the car in front of me was extremely fidgety. Her car was adorned with two bumper stickers: "Lick Bush in 2004" and... well, some other anti-Bush shite I can't recollect at this time. She ordered the largest size combo on the menu; I could tell this from the drink...
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synapse:
Houston's fine air lacks enough oxygen as it is, without these inbred wastes stealing more than their fair share. And also, be sure to take the time to enjoy your homicide.... perhaps it could be drawn out a little more - consider a lengthy bludgeoning first... that's always a good time.
feronia:
that fish felt no harm
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WORST.
TATTOOS.
EVER.

WORST. TATTOOS. EVER.
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venla:
Whoa! o_o

How on eath do you know those things? Don't get me wrong - as a Finn I'm really flattered smile
flux:
But I was hoping to get a chance at cracking it first. Grf.