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Have you ever woken up and had the strange feeling that someone has sprinkled voodoo juice all over ya? Hmm, no?! Well damn, I'm alone on this one then I guess.

I think I need a chicken, a golf ball and the May 1997 issue of Playboy to cure myself of this.

I hate it. Ever since the movie Candyman came out, everyone's been voodooing....
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I hate this town.

I hate what this town has done to me.
I hate how it has taken everything from me.
I hate how it has left me.

I hate what it produces.
I hate what it changes.
I hate what it ignores.

I hate that it assumes.
I hate that it whines.
I hate that it refuses to listen.

But I can't leave...
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I am completely addicted to playing Mafia Wars on Facebook. At least I'm not like my father who's completely addicted to Facebook. "Secret Invisible Deity" help me if he ever gets interested in Twitter.

I am the Groove Assassin

MyFace, world's worst dating service.

Did you just see that? My awesome literary skills just combined Myspace and Facebook. God damn I'm awesome.

Anyways. I've done some important (a la bored out of my fucking skull) research as of lately. The act of "dating" is the world's worst invention ever. Can you really consider dating an invention? Oh well, it is now.

Upon my investigation...
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Ikd-Sj has a new EP out called "Celeb Hunter". As usual from them, it's the fucking awesome.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=55175180

http://www.myspace.com/ikdsj

I went to go see The Ting Tings and all I got was lousy Mexican food.

Me and ReverendGonzo were both denied are chances to see Katie prance around and hitting that bass drum while shaking her ass. The damn show was sold out. Plus our favorite pizza restuarant went out of business and we ate shitty ass Mexican food next door. Our waiter couldn't...
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4 days back with my old job as a water meter reader and already my infamous anonymous caller is back trying to get me fired. This time he/she called in on me while I was in the "porcelan library" at the fire station. My boss stopped me as I was en route to get lunch and asked me why I was there. Told him. Then...
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I'll be quiting my paid firefighter job and going back to reading water meters. Don't worry, I'll still be a volunteer firefighter. And yes, it will be worth it. It's not the job per say but merely working 24 straight hours and being off for 48 truly isn't what it's meant to be. Plus everyone here is a flying idiot waiting for the death of...
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