vyeseleph and I watched Bubba Ho-tep last night. Well, I watched it. VSLF got bored pretty early on.
It's such an appealing concept: Elvis (played by Bruce Campbell!) and JFK (a black man) team up to battle a mummy that's terrorizing their nursing home. Sounds good, right? Even the description is entertaining! The film adds zero entertainment value. The writing is flat, the direction is... Read More
I love me some Bubba, but while you're right, the premise is great, but that's not the film it is. Nor is it great just because it's Bruce Campbell. I love it because it's everything that could ever go right about a buddy picture. It is a sad observation on aging. And it gives me a mean boner to think about Bruce Campbell's cancer ridden wang. Okay, only the last part is true, but I do like the movie quite a bit.
I time-travelled to a hotel in the year 2034. Everything in the hotel room was hard and pristine, except for its occupant, who was a friend of mine from the present day. She and I had agreed to travel into the future for a romantic liaison. We made out for a little bit, and things were getting pretty hot, and I went downtown only to... Read More
And yes, that was majorly silly having feathers blow around him. That combined with the other guy--was he gold?--who kept lying around in random places on the rooftop floor, in a crumpled heap, made for an amusing time.
yucky .. yhay jus sounds yucky ..... i had a weird dream last nigth about a prison train where someone gets executed every 5 months .... eventually there was a mutiny ...
Thanks, I think. In fact, I think you are just saying that so that I will be like drunken little putty in your sinister bespectacled hands. Yes, your hands wear spectacles. Not bee spectacles however.
I spilled beer on my keyboard the other day. vyeseleph told me something that bothered me, and as part of my subsequent snit I tipped over my bottle of Rolling Rock. You wouldn't think so, but a keyboard can hold a lot of liquid. I drained it as best I could, then left it outside overnight to dry off.
vyeseleph met me outside my dreadful office job yesterday afternoon and we skipped* over to Jamba Juice for some big sugary smoothies. Why are the employees of Jamba always so cheerful? And there's always incredibly cheerful music playing there, like Junior Senior's Move Your Feet and S Club 7. The smoothies themselves tasted like Potrero Center.
We sub'd down to the West Village to see... Read More
You two are so disgustingly adorable. Adorably disgusting? Whatever. Coming out tonight? Not coming out coming out, but rather, boozing like, well, me I guess.
I had an excellent Scene Study last night. The first duo went up to perform their scene, and it was none other than the opening scene of Sexual Perversity in Chicago (immortalized/bastardized as About Last Night(1986)). If you'll please indulge me in a flashback...
The year was 1996, and vyeseleph and I were both in our second years of our degrees (she: medicine, I:... Read More
I thought of you today. It was because I ate a burger on an English muffin with ham and hollandaise sauce. Then I remembered you were one of those people. Then I was sad that would would never know intimately the taste sensation what is the Burger Benedict.
Also, thanks for the excellent testimonial.