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holly:
i love you
aspen:
motorcycles scare me. when i lived in sf my bf made me ride it and i cried.
what should i do today? i have a full tank of gas. and no money.
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tomahto:
save your gas so you don't run out and not have any money to fill it later.
obsidity:
You should have taken me for a ride down to the shore or up in the hills for a nice walk in the open air.
ah well. maybe next time.
I did get to ride on the back of my bro's ducati while I was at home....
ah well. maybe next time.
I did get to ride on the back of my bro's ducati while I was at home....
ok i'm a pornstar now. i just finished shooting my first official scene. it was pretty easy. painless even, especially for my first time. now, don't get me wrong, i wasn't the star in the scene, i was just a stuntcock. anyway.
edit...um it's not really that exciting honestly. i just rode my motorcycle around a few times in the outfit the actual pornstar wore...
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edit...um it's not really that exciting honestly. i just rode my motorcycle around a few times in the outfit the actual pornstar wore...
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sunnysunny:
mmm mmm mmm!
u should share u know. im jealous.
u should share u know. im jealous.
mobprod:
!
alright, that's enough baseball for me to last a lifetime. what should i do next?
in other news: i could really really use a massage today. help me.
in other news: i could really really use a massage today. help me.
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ratgirl:
how bout raquetball? that'd be a new one!
yeah, too bad the work sucks up there though.... total trade off....
yeah, too bad the work sucks up there though.... total trade off....
samantha:
i know... i either need a good fake or a clone willing to give blowjobs to bouncers and bartenders, but am very unmotivated in obtaining either.
was it that bad? try featherweight boxing. you'll fall asleep less.
was it that bad? try featherweight boxing. you'll fall asleep less.
dave_h:
I never noticed that you had a beauty mark before.
maxx:
that's because it's a mole, Dave.
dave_h:
comeon you know you love it.... take me out to the ball game, take me out to the.... uh
I forget the rest.
I forget the rest.
i am desperately trying to get out of this stupid giants game i'm supposed to go to. i absolutely hate sports. why did i agree to go. why did i spend $16 on a stupid ticket. help me. i don't want to go. and if i do go i'll probably end up spending more money and i have $0. nothing. i am broke.
anyone want...
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obsidity:
i'd go. but I am out of town.
noelani:
baseball huh? No thanks. But yeah, that Rob guy is a nice guy.
ps. i'm sorry i didn't put the dntel song on the postal service cd i made for you. what a fool i am.
pps. man it was hotter than a wizard's dick today. ...pass it on.
pps. man it was hotter than a wizard's dick today. ...pass it on.
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noelani:
fool indeed.
obsidity:
totally, man!
back to work.
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ratgirl:
lemme guess.... more 
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retroactivwe:
No shit, kemosabe. I may take the bike to Muir beach today, but am concerned about spontaneously combusting with my gear on before I can cool down at highway speeds.
i am soon to be off to beezerland for the weekend. you kids be good and have a nice time without me.
and don't forget today is earth day, so please go out and get laid. we have to celebrate this wonderful planet.
and don't forget today is earth day, so please go out and get laid. we have to celebrate this wonderful planet.
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noelani:
Fun for you! I didn't get laid, but I did succesfully add to the depletion of our worlds fish supply. What a horrid person I am. I'm blaming the sake.
maeda:
hope your beezer time was good!!!
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muller:
sloe gin would be rad.
noelani:
Ahh, good 'ol Capp st. Beautiful.
Mmmmm, joseph schmidt.
I'l ask you too, where are all of these cartoons coming from (profile pic) ?
Mmmmm, joseph schmidt.
I'l ask you too, where are all of these cartoons coming from (profile pic) ?
BAM
i think i cant spell some of them :/