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Thanks for all the comments on the last entry...it was a catharsis for me...when I finished writing it I realized that it was actually really good writing.

So anyways, I got news that my first love is married and just gave birth frown

Kinda upsetting on some levels, but I'm dealing with it.
yummysugah:
big up man.
i really liked your writings.

and as for your question
i like Yummy betta.

smile wink
mnislahi:
Yea.. that entry was really good..smile
UGh.. i know how it feels...
let me know whenu apply for SB hehe biggrin
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The oldest member of my family are my great-grandmother and father. The Matriarch and patriarch are a couple in their late 80s on my mothers side. My great-grandmother was the first woman to be ordained a Methodist minister in the world. My great-grandfather invented a certain form of gasoline, he was born in Oklahoma.

When I was 7 my babysitter, my mothers best friend, was...
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smuffy:
Normal.

Hard to define really.

Maybe unnecessary to define. Who cares right?

Fuck normality!!! LOL.

I love philospophy but you don't seem too fond of it so I will not philosophize. Unless you want me to.
misterjesus:
sorry.


What in jesus tapdancing christ's name is a cyberMcdonalds?
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I'm having a very pissy day.

Adapting to stress after two weeks of fun.

It will pass.

In other news my sister was walking past a building today when it fell apart!!!

Luckily for her there was a big steal wall that (just barely) caught the debres. But a big dent formed in it that almost hit her (!)

Fucking Israel.
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alhim:
hahaha. cynical optimism. its funny you mentioned that, me and a friend were joking about just that the other day.
alhim:
HOLY SHIT! she was just walking on here way, and a building just calapses next to her! thats amazing, Im glad she is okay.
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So, I'm at my friends house in Tel-Aviv when my cellphone rings.

Private Number.

I pick it up and a computer voice starts telling me abunch of stuff in hebrew that I don't understand and keeps says press 1.

I press 1.

I hear a jingle say 'be nice to someone today'

Then an operator picks up and asks me something in Hebrew.

I ask...
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bracket:
happens to me at least 2 times a week......

anyhow.....im alot in hertzeliya.......u know.....
MOTHAFUCKIN arena =)
i lurv this place

wrote down ur cell no. ill use it next time im around and have some free time wink
kiss
misterjesus:
I get this crap in the UK too.

yes in Hebrew.


because I work for an Isreali company and have an Isreali cell phone.

stupid crap.
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One time I was going through my sister's room looking for her battery charger that she needed me to bring to her and I found a very strange object. Upon realization of what I had picked up I washed my hands half a dozen times in a row. I also once walked into my mom's bathroom looking for Q-tips and saw the fattest dildo of...
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sigma:
How do these people find my journal? Am I that popular? What's the deal?
trevallion:
I accidentally found my stepmom's vibrator once, she said it was named Bob, which stands for battery operated boyfriend. Gross!
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So...

I'm in this PACKED bar sitting with my sister's best friend when a porn comes on.

The bar tender just leaves it on.

The reactions are certainly interesting.

Most the guys in the bar start to watch it, the chick next to me and I start to glance at it at particularly amuzing parts and try to put captions to what the two fuckers...
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misterjesus:
yes yes they do.

and then you need to send them round to my house.
mnislahi:
Your sister sounds fun! hehe. Im not that cool frown but im not a poser either! I would watch it and maybe comment on the huge boobs on the girl or say something like "i should try that sometime"... wink
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GREAT NEWS!!!!

2/5 roomates are moving out on account of how much they can't sand the really annoying roomate.

Furthermore, she has sucha reputation as a psycho-bitch from hell that no one else will move in.

That leaves me and my friend vs. the psycho. We recon we can take her.
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mnislahi:
Heh! umm.. everything! lol depends what u mean.. anyways i like online games like this one that i was sooo hooked on "star wars galaxies" then xbox, game cube, ps2.. u name the video game.. i prolly played it! heheh! Im a video games freak! lol alright im out.. time for hair cutting and destroying.. im scared.. HELP! frown
mnislahi:
FF6 : yes FF7: yes Mega man: i heart it!! omg i remember how much i loved that game!! SF, Yoshiiiiiiiii!!!! yes yes... and wing commander & starcraft..not sure. Good times. Cheers! biggrin
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So I finally saw Heathers last night.

I also saw Bowling for Columbine a week ago.

Why the fuck did people blame Marlyn Manson's music for that when there was a movie out for like 10 years before about a very similiar event????

"I love my dead gay son!"
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smuffy:
OMFG I loved Heathers!!!

It was a movie of my youth.smile

I've yet to see Bowling. I can't believe they blamed MM for that shit. But you know they are always looking to place the blame in the wrong people/things/places/whatever. It's really sick.

It's also really sick how America, the home of the free and the brave, is now becoming the home of the censored. WTF???

Anyway, thank you for the support on my cartoons. Just so you know I did not post them on the SG boards. I wonder how the SG community would react. But I'm not willing to risk it. LOL.
smuffy:
I know.

I long to live somewhere else.

But there are many things I would miss about the U.S.
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I was walking down the road last night withmy sister and her friends and this totally cracked out guy walks past us and turns around:

"I love you!!!" he shouts to no one in particular. My sister's friend must have immediately taken this as ridicule because she turns around on a dime and shouts "Yeah, fuck you too!".

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smuffy:
It's funny.

I was hit on twice today. Mind you this is something very unusual for me. I've been with the same person for the past 6 years so I haven't gone to a club for...6 years.smile Anyway, I've become unaccustomed to strange men approaching me for dates or whatever. One of them was some guy driving by as I was walking into the grocery store. He was like "Hey cutie!" I said hello back, smiled and kept on walking. Do these guys think I'm actually going to stop for them???tongue

Anytime something like this has happened in the past I just keep on walking...

So how have you been my introspective friend? kiss
trevallion:
bout time you updated, I was worried you got blown up in a bus or something wink
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I really wonder what god was thinking when s/he wrote the source code for some people.
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alhim:
Agreed. But I dont think God with infinite foresight and wisdom would necessarilly negate or take away the free will given to one who might at some point "fall" (holding power and dominion without love). There always seems to be a higher more complete cosmology, or higher drama involved with humanity. God's plan has no end.
alhim:
I remembmer questioning and thinking along the same lines, but I think after some experiences up there with life and death, I have become less cynical. Technology and coding dont make for good analogies of creation, though they do make good analogies for the lower or "fallen" creation schemes that usually look quite an H.R.Geiger painting. God's (Original Creator Source) creation tends to have that spontaneous fractal perfected love. Ahyeh Asher Ahyeh.
By the way, your responses rule, its not often I have a random spiritual or philosophical conversation online.
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So...winter has ended a tad early in Israel.

Therefore I'm gonna be around here a lot less on account of the fact that I can go back to living my regularly scheduled life again.

Peace
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smuffy:
Is it like summer time there already???

Lucky dog.

Enjoy the weather and have fun.
brandy:
And what would be your regular life?
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During my week of partying I've come up with a cool new expression: bi-emotional.

A person is bi-emotional when they can fall in love with a member of the same sex.
misterjesus:
Your damn right I wish I was