My gf's and I had sunday night Sex and the City partys last summer. We'd eat shrimp cocktail and drink cosmos and talk about how Samanthas sucha slut. God love her. We always had a theme. One night I bought the Samantha "neck" massager for everyone. Another night we all wore super short shorts and stripper shoes and we walked around like we thought we...
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So I was with some girlfriends near Beatniks and we started talkin to this tranny. She was cool. She sang some opera for us. We talked about heels and giving head, just normal stuff. I showed her how a bellydancer taught me how to wiggle it (just a little bit). Then this man walks by in a windbreaker. He looked exactly like Stan Zbornak (Dorothys... Read More
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wrigley:
thank you 
and the fact that you managed to mention transvestites, golden girls....stan none the less....and vodka all in the same journal entry makes me think you are pretty fucking amazing.
and the fact that you managed to mention transvestites, golden girls....stan none the less....and vodka all in the same journal entry makes me think you are pretty fucking amazing.
zeroburritos:
i agree long distance can be good, and there are definately good parts. but at a time like this where we need to communicate more...and are having trouble breaking through to the other side then it's annoying and hard and i just yearn to talk to him face to face. see his reactions instead of having to read them over the phone.
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fortysix_and_two:
LoL, Futurama is the shiznit 
doublec:
sounds like my weekend! 
bacon tastes gooood
Went to the dentist today. Oral hygiene is a priority in my life.
She used a laser to burn the little string of flesh that connects the bottom of your tounge to the bottom of your mouth. Phrenectomy she called it. It allows for more "tounge freedom". I can think of three things that're screamin to let freedom ring. Anywho, she used... Read More
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doublec:
i saw, again, what you wrote on wednesday and i just wanted to say that after reading about people baggin' on me and how i shouldn't be an SG, what you wrote was really nice to hear...especially because i adore Salma Hayek.
corvus:
Bacon tastes yummy.
This is the necklace I finished this week.
In real life it's super sparkly...
http://suicidegirls.com/members/ShiCawGo/pics/12872/2/
In real life it's super sparkly...
http://suicidegirls.com/members/ShiCawGo/pics/12872/2/
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uncognitive:
Ooooh...sparkley.
And the new profile picture made me giggle. "Good motherfuckin' choice!"
And the new profile picture made me giggle. "Good motherfuckin' choice!"
ojaeflo:
Mmmmm... that's good, bitch!!!!
corvus:
Glad to know it.
Name that movie....
"It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO. "
"You're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. "
"Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars. "
"Wha Happened?"
"These are OR scrubs..."
"Live from Chicago....It's DTV time! "
"Mmmmm. Butterscotch, yo. That's the best."
"You can't...
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"It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO. "
"You're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. "
"Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars. "
"Wha Happened?"
"These are OR scrubs..."
"Live from Chicago....It's DTV time! "
"Mmmmm. Butterscotch, yo. That's the best."
"You can't...
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ojaeflo:
Shi, name this one:
"Looks like University of Illinois."
I know I've seen the one with the "Jump to Conclusions mat," but I cannot remember the movie for the life of me. Yet.
"Looks like University of Illinois."
I know I've seen the one with the "Jump to Conclusions mat," but I cannot remember the movie for the life of me. Yet.
syracusescumbag:
That is from Office Space.
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doublec:
you keep hearing about me? i hope it's good!
...and thank you!
oooh, you like on Steve Buscemi too? really!?!?
...and thank you!
oooh, you like on Steve Buscemi too? really!?!?
toothless:
what the 
???
is this a glitch in the matrix or did I just drink myself stupid?
or were there two guys with sandwiches and mustard packets?
my head it,eh, how you say...SPEEEEENS!
???
is this a glitch in the matrix or did I just drink myself stupid?
or were there two guys with sandwiches and mustard packets?
my head it,eh, how you say...SPEEEEENS!
So I'm at the gym and this super skinny guy next to me on the elipticals is sweating like Farely in a wool suit in July. I'm all flyin to a lil Nikka Costa and then the weirdest thing happens...outta the corner of my eye this dude reaches into his bag and pulls out a sandwich. A damn sandwich. The man was pre-the-hell-pared cuz he...
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toothless:
You=teh WIN!!!
The Rob Snyder quote was killer!
But you slipped in the Breakfast club quote, and totally took it to the hoop!
please click link to recieve your prize.
http://funfreepages.com/prize/
"I got a question--if you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at, like, a Gas 'n Sip on a Saturday night, completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?"
The Rob Snyder quote was killer!
But you slipped in the Breakfast club quote, and totally took it to the hoop!
please click link to recieve your prize.
http://funfreepages.com/prize/
"I got a question--if you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at, like, a Gas 'n Sip on a Saturday night, completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?"
toothless:
aye carumba! reading comprehension much?
But you slipped in the Breakfast club quote, and totally took it to the hoop!
I didna say that you slipped up. I was merely saying that you slipping that quote in was pure genius! (please read taht sentence in a scotish accent for total enjoyment)
Taking it to the hoop is a good thing.
"I thought moms we're supposed to be nice, and sweet, and patient. I know loan-sharks that are more forgiving than you."
awww...crap gotta run, Back in Black is on TDS!!!!!
[Edited on May 04, 2004 11:16PM]
Friends can break up right? because I totally just broke up w/ my friend. Country bumkin mutha fuckin cock suckin dick lickin blue ball bastard... JACKass. Yeah I'm supposed to play his girlfriend when it suits him, hah. Riiiight. He's so used to white trash country bitches that a girl with a mind of her own is far beyond his comprehension. I knew somethin was...
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jofixxxit:
sorry bout your luck with the hillbilly.....i m sure you ll find someone to watch your extra activities....and enjoy them with you...
bests
bests
corvus:
Um, Does it have to be a big cock?
okokok will someone please tell me a life story? it's not that hard and it'll make you feel good, I promise. Come on, just do it...tell me what you think people would remember about you if you died today (heaven forbid)...you know you wanna...it's gonna be super fun...unless your life is sad. In any case prizes will be awarded for most exciting, saddest, funniest and...
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tattva:
Yes
toothless:
Shi,
Thanks for the response.
to answer your question. She,It's not so much that she does not want anything to do with me. It's more that she just didn't want anything to do with me romantically.
Here's the skinny:
We worked together for a little while, from the get go I think she's great. I never laughed with anyone that much in my life. While lots of people claim to like someone that will make them laugh, I REALLY like to laugh and make others laugh. And when I say we laughed I mean, fall on the ground belly laughs, it was fanfrikkentastic. We flirted around a lot, touched a lot...I thought I was onto something.During conversation our age difference was made known. She didn't know that I was 33, and I thought she was in her lowish to mid 20's.Turns out she was 19. I didn't seem to make a difference in our flirty ways.And I gotta tell you, no one has ever looked me in the eyes the ways that she does.
To make a long story that in four revisions was just too damn long, short.
I told her I was nutty for her, she said I was too old and that she has a bad track record with relationships.Understandable.
But it does not make it sting anyless.
Her past dealings have been pretty much the same it seems, she'll date someone then once they show signs of wanting a deeper relationship, she bails. In retrospect it's a good thing for me.
We remain "friends". How could I not want to be friends with someone that makes me laugh like no other? But it sure as heckfire makes it tough to get past things.At least for me it does.I'm a guy...I ain't to bright.
I hope that made sense. I'm dizzy just reading it.
Oh and as for you not being an SG beauty...You are quite wrong my dear.
Thanks for your words in my journal. they meant alot
Thanks for the response.
to answer your question. She,It's not so much that she does not want anything to do with me. It's more that she just didn't want anything to do with me romantically.
Here's the skinny:
We worked together for a little while, from the get go I think she's great. I never laughed with anyone that much in my life. While lots of people claim to like someone that will make them laugh, I REALLY like to laugh and make others laugh. And when I say we laughed I mean, fall on the ground belly laughs, it was fanfrikkentastic. We flirted around a lot, touched a lot...I thought I was onto something.During conversation our age difference was made known. She didn't know that I was 33, and I thought she was in her lowish to mid 20's.Turns out she was 19. I didn't seem to make a difference in our flirty ways.And I gotta tell you, no one has ever looked me in the eyes the ways that she does.
To make a long story that in four revisions was just too damn long, short.
I told her I was nutty for her, she said I was too old and that she has a bad track record with relationships.Understandable.
But it does not make it sting anyless.
Her past dealings have been pretty much the same it seems, she'll date someone then once they show signs of wanting a deeper relationship, she bails. In retrospect it's a good thing for me.
We remain "friends". How could I not want to be friends with someone that makes me laugh like no other? But it sure as heckfire makes it tough to get past things.At least for me it does.I'm a guy...I ain't to bright.
I hope that made sense. I'm dizzy just reading it.
Oh and as for you not being an SG beauty...You are quite wrong my dear.
Thanks for your words in my journal. they meant alot
Al Pacino or Robert DeNiro? I'd say Godfather 1 Pacino over Heat DeNiro, but Raging Bull DeNiro over Godfather 3 Pacino. But Heat and even Donnie Brasco Pacino over Copland DeNiro. Ah, but Rocky 1 Stalone beats em all. Heart of Gold, He's got a HEART OF GOLD. And if memory serves he's a southpaw (yae-yaaaayyye). Word up to my left handers. The only one...
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hotgoddess:
thanx for the comment in my journal and the outside support...and i'm a southpaw myself
joshof13thfloor:
If my friends list could indeed be considered some sort of quasi-fan club then i consider myself lucky to have you as its newest member.
Much .
I hope your day is one for the record books.
Peace.
-Josh
Much
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I hope your day is one for the record books.
Peace.
-Josh
I just hope Moore enjoys even a third of the success that Mel Gibson reaped with his little pet project, The Bloodening of the Christ.
I just wanna see the fucking movie.
Hope you got my e-mail. Slow day at work -- what can I say?