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I love George Lopez.
"If you love him so much why don't you marry hiiiim?"
Well maybe I will!
If I was a model I'd hide oatmeal cream pies in my bra.
If I were a lesbian I'd refuse to have a mullet or play softball but I would in fact fuck women....
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Joe Wolfe is one bad motherfucker.
It's super thunderstorming. Can I use that as an excuse to break my unpluggment?
What's it been? 4 hours? Utterly pathetic....Actually wofats wrote me an email and I had to read it cuz he's awesome.
Now where can I get me some mexican chicken?
There are no goooooood commercials out right now. I adore good commercials. Best in Show is on. Love it
You know it's super hard to have friends with kids and not have opinons on how they parent....I'm tellin...
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Well be good and have fun with your week with no mechnical devices.
OUCH
Dude, "worst episode E-VER.'
I've never had to cry out from pain from a peircing....Oh I was reaching for the sky pullin at the air squeezing my eyes closed SO hard....I had like 6 strangers lookin at me and I had to lean back in the chair which was HORRIBLE! I have only let someone other than...
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thats right...i just wasted one weeks worth of exercise!
now i'm gonna go do something else unhealthy...because i'm an idiot!
[Edited on May 29, 2004 11:41PM]
i just wanted to say goodnight...so...
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so back to my story... Look to the left, That's me. Oh...
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;-)
My presentation SUCKED! My lil john sound clips didn't work and the teacher was in a hurry so my 20 min presentation was tappa tappa'd down to like 8 mins.....It could've been so much better if I didn't have to fly through it...seriously it's the weirdest thing because kids who do a super job were like given annoying looks for taking up too...
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Sweet girl...whether the presentation sucked or not is no big deal since you rock so fuckin' hard!!!! u r brilliant, sexy and funny as all hell!!!
ok, i'll stop sounding like a stalker now
...but not before i give you some of these:
btw...was it black platform stripper shoes you told me to get?
[Edited on May 26, 2004 7:10PM]
but just wanted to pop in here and say that ...i *heart* so very much.
you are so the most awesomest human EVAR!
too lose you online or in real life, would mean that a little piece of me was lost as well.
And the new profile pic, is gorgeous!
X a million jillion! 
[Edited on May 26, 2004 11:33PM]
It's a powerpoint presentation. That's no big deal to most of yall, but I've never done one before
I'm SO GEEKED!!!
fucket totally helped me because he made sound clips of Dave Chappelle doing Lil John...What!?!? ... YAY-UH!!!....OKAYYYY!!!...I swear I'll be crackin myself up...
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Nope. Shall we test 'em out?
Hoo wah!
[Edited on May 26, 2004 6:53AM]
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Try and picture it it's pretty.
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I'm just a pretty relaxed guy.
I don't rush into anything.
I like to help people.
When I know what I want, I do what it takes to get it.
I've been through hell recently.
I've touched heaven recently.
I have lots of issues.
I also have an open heart.
My heart has lots of scars.
It would be nice to find someone that could share my heart.
I don't know how to do things half way.
I won't settle for second best.
The best is a woman that knows herself.
That's about as straight forward as I know how to be.
I won't ask anything of anyone that they wouldn't give freely.
Is there anything else you would like to know?
If I were a gang banger I'd wear that really dark lip liner and gawdy gold hoop earings and a cheap gold nameplate. And I'd say my name was LaZanya. My "thing" would be that I loved Garfield the cat stuff because lasangna is his favorite...
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i didn't think you were anyone but you
I've got some questions and comments...Do with them what you will.
I have a tendancy to make people re-examine their own lies.
Why?
My natural instinct is to examine lies, They just don't make sense to me, and I get curious.
It seems like friendships, relationships, and yes even some familys are ripped apart in my wake.
Like who? Why? Are you just pushing people away? You know I think most friendships are meaningless crutches. Most. Not all. Most people have no idea how to care about someone else...and if they do they can't do it without resentment or jealousy. People aren't pure. Our relationships can't be either.
In my family it's my parents, I need to learn to let them live their lies and it's hard for me. Friendships include mostly people that don't really care about me, but sometimes I get to a point where I have to push everyone away and just live in myself... that's mostly recently due to losing my support base, I'm really not sure how to function in a non mormon world. Relationships are due mainly to the same kinda stuff, sometimes i try to take responsibility on myself, when I know it was a mutual thing.
I try to keep moving to minimize the damage.
What for? Why cause something and then just leave? Is it even worth doing in the first place if you just keep moving....?
I usually end up feeling repulsed by those that cannot see the lies they live in, just because they refuse to look at them, that's my own failing. I give up too easily sometimes.
But those I love most seem to be the ones I hurt most.
That's a rule of life brother, that's got nothing to do with you.
Good to know it's not just me.
Why do people prefer lies to the truth.
Because people by nature are programed to choose an easier route?
But lies aren't an easier route. the places they lead aren't worth getting to in most cases...
Using a lie to fight a lie however, I have no problem with.
I really don't get it!
Why shouldyou get it? What makes you so fixed on getting it?
It's fucked up, but I care about those around me, I think understanding them even if i don't like them would help me to treat them better. (Yes, I know i shouldn't try to "get" everyone, but I love to learn)
Please show me my lies so I can destroy them.
Is that what you really want? ....Gimme ten minutes and I'll break it down for you.
Bring it!
If you see places I'm lying to myself PLEASE tell me...
Of course I care about helping myself.
The truth never helped me, but lies make me ill.
Define HELP.
I've had to give up most of what I considered dear to me to follow what I thought to be the "truth", and much of the time I was wrong.
Why do we have to lie in this world?
To trick ourselves into feeling loved?
I was mostly asking why society demands lies.
If you don't like what I have to say, feel free to ignore it.
No Thanks....Tell me more. Please?
What do you want to know?
It seems like most of humanity breathes, eats, and lives lies...
I choke on em. ....
You know, I have been formally trained in the Heimlich manoeuvre.
*makes motions at his throat, while turning blue
Dan.