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Just watched Lost in Translation. I really didn't think I would like it, but I thought it was kind of sweet in a weird way. Bill Murray is so cool.......

I just moved my kitties food bowl the the other side of the kitchen and they are both staring at me like I am the biggest bitch. They are looking at each other like they are trying to figure out how to get to it. My cats are kinda dingy

Does anyone else dig the new Kasabian cd as much as I do? Kinda 80's, shades of Gary Numan, wish I still liked acid

As I have metioned before, I only have one day a week off from work, which is Monday. This Monday, I drove out to my aunt's house for dinner. Turns out her and her man are not really getting along, so that was uncomfortable. She had these great looking stuffed pork tenderloins for dinner, and somehow they got overcooked as fuck. Oh well, the dog...
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Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, my work week is over, the coveted Monday off is pretty much here. Last night I watched the movie Frida, thought it was great, and I now think Salma Hayek has the most perfect boobs in the freakin world Got lots of stuff to do on the old day off, the most important being getting my ass back into running. My love affair with...
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20 things about me, Walker made me do it.........

1. i changed the spelling of my first name in 7th grade because a girl i didn't like had the same name as mine.

2. i am left handed, and my elementary school teachers tried to force me to be right handed. didn't work.....

3. the smell of vanilla makes me wretch.

4. clowns scare the...
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PRAISE THE LORD, I AM THE FUCK HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, that was a bit dramatic, going home to Tyler was not all bad. I think staying in some state of inebriation helped a lot. My mom and I went to a great restaurant on Tuesday night, and some drunk rich-ass lawyer type kept sending drinks to us, so that was kind of fun. I went to...
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I may be m.i.a. for a bit, at least until Wednesday. I am going to see my mom in the morning in lovely Tyler, Texas. My mom is pretty cool, and we usually have fun, but dear god she plans every minute of every day. Just let me relax, woman!!!! I watched Boondock Saints last night, what a great fucking movie Hope everybody had a...
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YAY FOR BUBBLES!!!!!!

Tonight I waited on a group of people having their rehearsal dinner at my restaurant. Toward the end of the evening, we brought out several bottles of really good champagne so they could do a toast. By that time, most of them were pretty crocked, and nobody seemed to notice that I put one bottle kind of out of the way. Needless...
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So, the phone rings right when I got to work today, it is a man asking if he can bring his service animal in, and if my restaurant is wheelchair accessible. I tell him no problem, and keep my eyes peeled for a table with a golden retriever or german shepard at it. Well, the service animal turns out to be a monkey. Yes, a...
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KILLER RACCOON TERRORIZING INNOCENT BORDER COLLIES!!!!!!

Okay, so I am out walking my sweet innocent angel doggie tonight, same way we always go, nothing new. I notice that he is really pulling on his leash, so I think maybe he just really has to poop or something. He stops by this patio, it is some ladies house that leaves cat food out for the strays,...
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How is it possible to sleep for 11 hours and still be tired? I think it was because of the dreams I had last night. In one, a friend of mine and I were driving down the street on our way to lunch and saw this emaciated horse behind a fence. We decided to stop and check it out, and the horse went wild and...
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