shema

One word: CANCELLED. I got the worst luck with females. Ever.

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majorboredom:

being a registered sex offender isn't really a selling point! LoL

i kid, i kid.

Mar 20, 2011

throughnthrough:

you're so sweet!

...and i'm sorry about the "CANCELED" part

booo, she doesn't know what she's missing, darling! HER loss!

Mar 20, 2011

So, guess who has a date this weekend? THIS GUY *points to myself*. I just hope nothing happens that might screw it up, including my own hyper-excitement and pessimism. I don't go out much, so this is gonna be like getting out of prison for me. She's already made me promise to keep my hands to myself. We'll see how that goes, lol. Wish me...
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nessy:

Good luck, dear! You seem quite charming! You'll be fine

Make sure to update!!

Mar 18, 2011

majorboredom:

i'm not good with conversations.
i'm more of a one liner which makes
me a rather shallow person.

Mar 19, 2011

Happy Saint Patty's Day. Now toss me a beer before we run out, lol.

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majorboredom:

you can have all the beer you want because i can't stand beer.

Mar 17, 2011

hemi:

Happy St. Patty's Day!

Mar 17, 2011

For you Nate

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scratamus:

depends on how many fuck with me lmao

Mar 17, 2011

zombiekittybot:

You are wonderful!

Mar 18, 2011

Josh...tired. Must...stay...awake...or....risk...getting...fired. So...sleepy. Must....not...give...in. Need...job...to...pay...bills...zzzzzzzz

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clio:

that's so sweet!

Mar 15, 2011

mk47:

you still got a boss? you more generus than me..clearly...i *retired* mne a coupla weeks back. he was starting to get on my nerves , >

Mar 15, 2011

You know what sucks super duper hardcore? Only being able to add 8 people as top friends. I've had the pleasure of meeting such beautiful, engaging people since I joined this great website. How can I choose only 8? They need to make it like Myspace and allow you to add as many people as you want as top friends. Although that would mean people...
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majorboredom:

i work for the power company. not a dazzling job at all.

Mar 15, 2011

remi:

lol. Don't fret darling. Top friends shouldn't matter to anyone. If someone gets upset because there not on your top 8, they deserve to be deleted. Its all very childish. I always forget there is a top 8. I have dial up so I'm limited on what I can and can't do on here. So I normally never mess with it.

Mar 15, 2011

I absolutely adore children. I have a small army of nieces and nephews and tiny cousins that all look to me as the "fun uncle". I fucking love it. And since it looks as tho I might not be having any kids of my own for a while (if at all), its nice to know that I can live vicariously through the children of others....
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mk47:

londoners gots a good charity called cancer relief..as opposd to research(they test on animals)

Mar 14, 2011

heartbaker:

Kids are awesome... Just not when they belong to strangers at walmart

Mar 14, 2011

So apparently I'll have to stop using Google browser for this site. Mozilla just allowed me to FINALLY set my Top 8. You are officially retired Google Chrome. It was good while it lasted...

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mk47:

*trade* lol

Mar 12, 2011

hemi:

My google chrome does stupid things like that too...annoying isn't it?

Mar 14, 2011

Microsoft Windows is evil. Hell, Microsoft itself is evil. Pure evil. I really wish I could afford a Macbook. I hope Steve Jobs puts your asses out of business!

zombiekittybot:

I got a shot of morphine...same thing