So, to make up for having jury duty yesterday...
Today will be part two of my-boss-is-better-than-yours.
Last week would be part one, when my boss took the whole office to an all-you-can-eat pizza lunch followed by the new Star Wars (while paying us for our time)
Part two (today) will be me getting paid to cruise over to the ol' Strawberry Festival to eat corn...
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Today will be part two of my-boss-is-better-than-yours.
Last week would be part one, when my boss took the whole office to an all-you-can-eat pizza lunch followed by the new Star Wars (while paying us for our time)
Part two (today) will be me getting paid to cruise over to the ol' Strawberry Festival to eat corn...
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Be jealous bitches!
I'm on my way to go spend my entire day in Jury duty....
I'm on my way to go spend my entire day in Jury duty....
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obd:
woohoo! you're going to earn, like, $1.25.
cklarock:
You LUCKY DOG!!!!!1
Damn!
Damn!
So after being in a crappy mood yesterday, I decided to start today off reading some Jack Handy quotes. Why? Because they are incredibly stupid and funny
I mean, how could this not cheer you up? :
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying,...
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying,...
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aurora_b_alice:
Thanks for the greeting. Jealous you went to prom.
Glad you had fun, I like your suit.
arden:
tell me an event that has changed who you are today! do it please!
Ever get in a really negative place and not know why?
I'm there today. For some reason I'm acting as if someone shit in my cornflakes this morning.
I don't think I'm satisfied with my place in life. I know I shouldn't complain... I live in Southern California, I'm lucky enough to own a home, blah blah blah.. but somedays I think I would trade...
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I'm there today. For some reason I'm acting as if someone shit in my cornflakes this morning.
I don't think I'm satisfied with my place in life. I know I shouldn't complain... I live in Southern California, I'm lucky enough to own a home, blah blah blah.. but somedays I think I would trade...
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seantastic:
Yeah beinng the nice guy sucks because you never get to shit in anyone elses corn flakes.
zgrat:
hey i'm one of those nice guys too. i know how you feel
Howdy kids, happy Monday
My weekend was pretty good...
Friday: Went up to LA, FuckinEricAllen and I hung out with Andromeda and her friend Tara while they were in town. Caught an interesting show at the Whiskey A Go Go, had some tasty breakfast about 3:30 (although I think any breakfast is good when you're drunk at 3:30 in the morning)
Saturday: Back up to...
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My weekend was pretty good...
Friday: Went up to LA, FuckinEricAllen and I hung out with Andromeda and her friend Tara while they were in town. Caught an interesting show at the Whiskey A Go Go, had some tasty breakfast about 3:30 (although I think any breakfast is good when you're drunk at 3:30 in the morning)
Saturday: Back up to...
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seantastic:
Right now! The weather here is great perfect temps and sunny.. except the res tof the week is gonna rain. For you I would say the fall. Maybe hit up the holloween parties.
obd:
sounds like I mised a good weekend down here.
Go say happy birthday to Miesha. She is the most beautiful, hug-worthy person alive... she deserves many, many birthday wishes... so go give her some
Last night was good. Went up to Long Beach and had a few drinks with some SGLBC friends as kind of a mini-welcome to our newest resident MisterSatan... had my ass beat at pool. ( yes Voltaire,...
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Last night was good. Went up to Long Beach and had a few drinks with some SGLBC friends as kind of a mini-welcome to our newest resident MisterSatan... had my ass beat at pool. ( yes Voltaire,...
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miellem:
Hi there! Thanks for the lovely comment in my journal. Nice people like you do make me happy!
bambi:
I would love to kick your ass INTO a pool one night when I hang out in Cal !
So, Orange County has become a little more tolerable thanks to our newest resident... MisterSatan
I spent the entire day sitting in an incredibly boring seminar on work place safety today...
and to make it even better, I had to use my damn lunch money to pay for my parking
I don't often ask questions... but I'd like to get to know the few people...
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I spent the entire day sitting in an incredibly boring seminar on work place safety today...
I don't often ask questions... but I'd like to get to know the few people...
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luci:
what's this??? you saw me at prom and didnt say hello?? that sucks man! damn now we REALLY have to get a cup o joe!!
ps thank you for the complement
ps thank you for the complement
arden:
hummm well.....I can turn my feet backwards....it's usless and come in handy for nothing but I can still do it!
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seantastic:
Hey you do have a big fat head. My neice calles me unlce big fat melon head.
jujubee:
you looked slick. Or as Jason would say. BUTTAPIMP. Sorry I didn't get to spend any time with you. I didn't get to spend time with anyone really. Maybe next year 
DAMN!
I was about to miss Prom due to lack of funds.... but someone who owed me money just came though ( 2 1/2 hours before my damn flight leaves )
So, I'm off to prom

I was about to miss Prom due to lack of funds.... but someone who owed me money just came though ( 2 1/2 hours before my damn flight leaves )
So, I'm off to prom
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stitchy:
i am so glad you made it! when are you leaving?? we should do breakfast. i wish i had your #.
tuffyluffaguss:
Shawndaddy!!! I had a great time at prom with you! I'll e-mail you pics as soon as I get them up!
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kitsuneluvsyuki:
Thank you
i know i'll get it eventually
wingnut80:
Have a blast at prom tonight!
Lucky bastard.
Lucky bastard.
Not a damn thing new to update....
Went to the gym for the first time in forever last night.
ouch.
Prom is days away
I'm looking forward to meeting some of you good people.
Q: Would you rather be rich or famous?
p.s
It's like 6:17am and I'm already at work..... you know you're jealous
Went to the gym for the first time in forever last night.
ouch.
Prom is days away
Q: Would you rather be rich or famous?
p.s
It's like 6:17am and I'm already at work..... you know you're jealous
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dusty:
hey thanks, i really can't believe that i'm taking all those pictures...i'm a little stumped but waaaay fucking enjoying it.
rude_ruca:
Who did the mural on your garage? It's wicked!
Howdy.
How was everyone's weekend?.. I spent Friday night with some of my SG friends at a new bar/strip club. I always enjoy a night with friends and boobies
The rest of my weekend was uneventful, but in a good way. Just a lot of chillin'. Oh, and I had a nice visit with my mom for mother's day.
Today I'm going to recommend a...
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How was everyone's weekend?.. I spent Friday night with some of my SG friends at a new bar/strip club. I always enjoy a night with friends and boobies
The rest of my weekend was uneventful, but in a good way. Just a lot of chillin'. Oh, and I had a nice visit with my mom for mother's day.
Today I'm going to recommend a...
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tuffyluffaguss:
Thanks dude! How much do you want for it? Meeting in S.F. would probably be easiest. If you know or hear of anyone else with another extra please let me know! Thanks!! Talk to you later.
aphexplotz:
i actually got my hands on a prom ticket, thanks though!

My boss one time bought each of us a new car, and stuffed the trunk full of hand-pulled taffy and homemade wild-boar sausages (made from wild boars that he'd killed himself with a bayonet while vacationing in the Ardenne).
Another time, when he heard me mention over the catered breakfast he'd brought in (we used to do Concept Food Thursdays and have guest chefs) that one of my roomates was sick, he postponed a huge new business pitch in order to go over to my house and bring my roomie a herbal mulled-wine infusion that he'd learned how to brew at his great-grandmother's knee.