Based on a true story about a woman who poisoned her husband to death slowly after he reached age 35 and developed a body shaped like a pear. "It was disgusting," her attorney, Carla Mylock, said. "He didn't even try to run it off or work out. He just let his ass spread and expected a blowjob for it. Every day. "

The defendant, Linda...
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Notes From the Upper West Side, Chapter 2

The Beginning

That link is to SoundCloud. Or there's also

iTunes

But that is so ten years ago.

Frigg's Day

Aptlly named, if I may say so.

Mackerel

Salmon

Personally, I don't know why that expression has never caught on. You pull a girl over at the right moment and say low in her ear, "I could bone you like a trout."

Maybe not.

caraphernelia:
I guess no XD ^^
sevillus:
@caraphernelia like a... sweater?

Based on a real-life case of non-reciprocal oral sex in upstate New York.

It's called, The Munching.

Some people don't believe non-reciprocal oral sex exists, but if you've worked with police departments and seen the photos.... it can be pretty grisly.

@evakatz

@caraphernelia

@lanalacey

@pimenta

@natashahein

@soniico

@lilyt

@hind

@pink_cheeks

@kwanon

@oysterzee

@moro

AND

@vanp

That is all.