This entire website is just one giant conspiracy to give me a never-ending erection!

If cave men had social media they would tweet:

"Kill bear. Bring heart. Eat with fist."

Then later they would DM:

"Penis large now."

I can't live in a society that requires women to wear burqas. Yes. human rights, etc., but I also need to see tits when I walk down the street.

I'll complain about the coarsening of the culture when anal sex takes out negative ads against oral sex.

Often I will hear this question from an audience of young ladies: Sir, if my breasts are augmented, does that mean I will have three breasts, four, or even more?

And the answer is: No. In an instance of breast augmentation, it is almost never necessary to increase the number of breasts beyond the traditional two.

@Vanp has wrecked the ph balance in my libido. See her set

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vanp:
whooooa hahaha thank you both @norte  come here, kiss me quickly! ahahah
norte:
@vanp don't say that unless you want me to do it, because I will! hahahaha *fangirl mode*

Boys. You boys out there. These are the rules. If your English teacher gives you a blowjob after school someday, you:

1) Do not tell your parents

2) Do not tell the police

3) Do not tell your friends

Is that so hard?