I oppose the death penalty for all offenders with the following exceptions:
1) Serial murderers
2) The author of that Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus book
3) Any person who employs the phrase "cunning linguist" as if it were witty instead of juvenile. If they keep repeating it until you say you get it, the form of execution should be slow and...
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1) Serial murderers
2) The author of that Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus book
3) Any person who employs the phrase "cunning linguist" as if it were witty instead of juvenile. If they keep repeating it until you say you get it, the form of execution should be slow and...
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I met a writer of gay erotica yesterday who told me his name was "Patrick Large."
I am suspicious of that, and wonder why authors of erotica whom I know, male and female, have not only decided to give themselves bogus pen names, but *lame* bogus pen names.
By the way, I have developed a peeve that will be my pet for the next 60-90...
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I am suspicious of that, and wonder why authors of erotica whom I know, male and female, have not only decided to give themselves bogus pen names, but *lame* bogus pen names.
By the way, I have developed a peeve that will be my pet for the next 60-90...
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sweetbutch:
can a peeve be named pet
if it only lives sixty to ninety minutes
more of a passing peeve, isn't it
for many many years
i've been pissed off by other people's puddles
these puddles outside the shower
do not beckon
but sicken and annoy
tho probably completely harmless
my peeve lives as long as a cockateel
can a peeve be named pet
if it only lives sixty to ninety minutes
more of a passing peeve, isn't it
for many many years
i've been pissed off by other people's puddles
these puddles outside the shower
do not beckon
but sicken and annoy
tho probably completely harmless
my peeve lives as long as a cockateel
thora:
No hyperbole - best comment ever! 
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lexie:
its not pliable, I like things to bend and curve.
also; a license to operate my ass? interesting concept
also; a license to operate my ass? interesting concept
sweetbutch:
your comments are smarter
than your average bear
your comments are smarter
than your average bear
lizardam:
I will.
Thank you for the above. That is mighty sweet of you.
Thank you for the above. That is mighty sweet of you.
All my pals go into a blue funk at the same time. I think it must be something I'm doing to drive them to it, or perhaps I simply attract the morose. -- Or attract no one, but the morose tolerate me.
Still doing my 2006 taxes. I'll probably get started on the 2007 taxes sometime in May. The IRS publishes my cellphone number in...
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Still doing my 2006 taxes. I'll probably get started on the 2007 taxes sometime in May. The IRS publishes my cellphone number in...
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lillithvain:
I wrote more story.
you may want to read it with no clothes on this time
you may want to read it with no clothes on this time
Hey cats,
Last weekend saw the screening of my short film, "Raw Power," at the Sundays In The City film festival at Tribeca Cinemas.
It was the only short film to depict a man being forced to eat out a woman seated on an altar.
Actually, it was the only film of *any* length to depict a man being force-fed a woman on an altar....
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Last weekend saw the screening of my short film, "Raw Power," at the Sundays In The City film festival at Tribeca Cinemas.
It was the only short film to depict a man being forced to eat out a woman seated on an altar.
Actually, it was the only film of *any* length to depict a man being force-fed a woman on an altar....
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luscious:
ah ha, I'm glad you finally screened that. Good show.
Bravo.
Bravo.
lillithvain:
Lol polite appluase. Priceless
Hey cats,
It's 4am and I am going to the city diner at broadway and 90th for coffee.
In case you're looking for me?
danny
It's 4am and I am going to the city diner at broadway and 90th for coffee.
In case you're looking for me?
danny
lexie:
you're too sweet
Hey cats!
Yes! I still exist! I am editing and writing and about to move. (When I say move, I mean a Manhattan move -- cheaper apartment, but still in the center of the universe.)
I hope you are all enjoying the Super Bowl, which is something I cannot do as I cannot stand sports. Sorry cats, if you love them I leave them to...
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Yes! I still exist! I am editing and writing and about to move. (When I say move, I mean a Manhattan move -- cheaper apartment, but still in the center of the universe.)
I hope you are all enjoying the Super Bowl, which is something I cannot do as I cannot stand sports. Sorry cats, if you love them I leave them to...
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lizardam:
You are so kind. 
lexie:
you know, when the super bowl came around, I never even new it was sunday let alone the super bowl
and thanks for the kind words on my set. im glad it sparked your libido haha
and thanks for the kind words on my set. im glad it sparked your libido haha
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junkyardangel:
Ha ha. This was an enjoyable read. And really, don't we ALL forget what our pussies look like from behind? I mean, at least occasionally?
I wish I could go down to St. Marks...but I live in California and it would be quite a haul for a pair of shades.
I wish I could go down to St. Marks...but I live in California and it would be quite a haul for a pair of shades.
eclipsebabe:
awww thank you!
Well, I'm finally back. I feel like I spent the last two days sleeping. We just finished shooting Essence, and now that we have all the footage I calculate that the film is about 5 percent complete.
There was a lot of greenscreen work, owing to the stylization the story progresses into. The cast was great, the crew was excellent. We didn't get a lot...
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There was a lot of greenscreen work, owing to the stylization the story progresses into. The cast was great, the crew was excellent. We didn't get a lot...
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lizardam:
I don't believe in narrow definitions of oneself. But yes, I suppose that is what most accurately represents my beliefs.
And yes sugar....I am a tad goofy. It is okay. I have accepted it as part of my charm.
And yes sugar....I am a tad goofy. It is okay. I have accepted it as part of my charm.
lexie:
any true woman is hardwired to give pussy from behind. or at least show what shes got and refuse whoever she wants
Tomorrow we audition 24 people in 7 hours in mid-town Manhattan.
It's all good.
It's all good.
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lizardam:
Awesome.....thanks.
lexie:
what a wild story. I don't have any "close encounter" stories of that nature.
TIPS FOR BOYS:
#1. Do not wash her off your face and hands after she goes home to lie to her husband. Leave the scent on you for as long as you can, lie on your sofa and breathe deeply.
#1. Do not wash her off your face and hands after she goes home to lie to her husband. Leave the scent on you for as long as you can, lie on your sofa and breathe deeply.
lizardam:
Ah, I knew I missed something. Couldn't put my finger on it. Clear your calendar.
Though, I do already have the staring under control. So maybe I will be good at it.