I have been reduced to a gym rat. My life is one of ecstatic pain, constant, punctuated by unsatisfied cravings for carbohydrates and fat. I absorb protein like a sponge, I am no longer a suitable companion for porcine wrecks.
I was walking past Lincoln Center tonight and I thought, I need some caffeine.
It was about 8:15 and the square was packed with limos, but its Lincoln Center so what else is new?
As I'm walking toward the door though I notice this cat in a nice black suit with a wire clipped to his color and I think, "secret service," which it was....
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It was about 8:15 and the square was packed with limos, but its Lincoln Center so what else is new?
As I'm walking toward the door though I notice this cat in a nice black suit with a wire clipped to his color and I think, "secret service," which it was....
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I have decided to be completely unapologetic about my love of ass.
Actually, I decided years ago to become completely unapologetic about my love of ass, but I feel I must rededicate myself periodically by renewing that vow.
Thank you.
Actually, I decided years ago to become completely unapologetic about my love of ass, but I feel I must rededicate myself periodically by renewing that vow.
Thank you.
sweetbutch:
and thank you for sharing those deeply personal and revealing feelings about toochis
and thank you for sharing those deeply personal and revealing feelings about toochis
thora:
HAHA! Indeed. 
Decades ago, the Partridge Family made a song that went, "I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?" I think of that every so often, whenever it occurs to me that asinine lyrics, intended to do nothing more than indulge WASP cliches of adolescence, actually earn writers and performers a very good living, and that they then squander this living by...
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lizardam:
I do always wonder what haphazard criterion convinces the forces that be to make these folks *famous* or at least some sort of successful.
lizardam:
Sure you wanted to say that out loud?
Now I will be acutely aware of your advances.
Now I will be acutely aware of your advances.
Mmmm ... Tofu. ...
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rokko:
young Japanese woman ... where she has grown most pink!
pink? mean pink here?
If so, it's impossible for you to find the girl so far.
There's only one Japanese SG, but now she's in Michigan, and there's no hopeful except me in Japan so far
I miss the city, especially the Chelsea Market. Ruthy's bakery's bagels are the best.
And the cupcakes of the CUPCAKE CAFE on 39th are the best, too!!!!! OH, I really miss them!
pink? mean pink here?
If so, it's impossible for you to find the girl so far.
There's only one Japanese SG, but now she's in Michigan, and there's no hopeful except me in Japan so far
I miss the city, especially the Chelsea Market. Ruthy's bakery's bagels are the best.
And the cupcakes of the CUPCAKE CAFE on 39th are the best, too!!!!! OH, I really miss them!
rokko:
Thank you.
I want to talk with you about the cit, because I used to walk around everyday. Before I lived in NJ, I was staying at the apartment where was located on 63rd, between Lex and Park. I really miss there. I wish I could come back.
I'll PM you later. I think I want you to know what happened between the US immigration and me.
I want to talk with you about the cit, because I used to walk around everyday. Before I lived in NJ, I was staying at the apartment where was located on 63rd, between Lex and Park. I really miss there. I wish I could come back.
I'll PM you later. I think I want you to know what happened between the US immigration and me.
Recently a film director I know wrote a character based on me, with my name, in a feature that is almost complete. Knowing that I was once an actor and am proficient in playing characters based upon my real self, he offered me the part, which I took.
It was comic relief and required me to drive while harassing a young girl. Everyone survived, but...
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It was comic relief and required me to drive while harassing a young girl. Everyone survived, but...
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penny_:
Thanks a lot !
Man I hate sports. The Olympics this year? Big bore. All knowledge is useful, I think, except knowledge of sports. Knowledge of sports is slightly inferior to knowledge of how to bake, since knowing how to bake could be important if all you had to eat was eggs, flour, and sugar and you had a stove.
However, there is no situation in which knowing anything...
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However, there is no situation in which knowing anything...
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lizardam:
The hip bone is connected to the....
Btw ~ How's that movie of yours coming along?
Btw ~ How's that movie of yours coming along?
lizardam:
The cunnilingee. Though research is still in the preliminary stages.
So I'm going through my stuff and I notice I have a lot more cock rings than I need. I guess I accumulated them over the years or something. So I think, "whoa, these are adjustable, why not sell them on eBay?"
Everything's fine then I hear from eBay that they have this "hygiene policy," like the cock rings haven't been washed or something. And...
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Everything's fine then I hear from eBay that they have this "hygiene policy," like the cock rings haven't been washed or something. And...
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lizardam:
If you are serious that could be worked out. The wall part... of course.
You should keep the rings anyway. Never know....
You should keep the rings anyway. Never know....
sunshine:
thanks
thanksI read other people's blogs and I am struck with my own shallowness. I wonder if I have an inner-more thought than, "I yearn for ass."
I think that if I were hamlet I would probably have said, "Nymph, in thy orisons, be all my sins remembered .... BTW I yearn for ass."
Even when ass is plainly in view and willing, I yearn for...
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I think that if I were hamlet I would probably have said, "Nymph, in thy orisons, be all my sins remembered .... BTW I yearn for ass."
Even when ass is plainly in view and willing, I yearn for...
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thora:
Thanks! And indeed my ass no longer yearns for texture, nor even for a place to sit!
lizardam:
Ah, don't sell yourself short.
Anyone who knows you knows you yearn for far more than that!!
Legs, breasts, the arch of the back, hipbones.... and spine........
Just off the top of my head now.
Anyone who knows you knows you yearn for far more than that!!
Legs, breasts, the arch of the back, hipbones.... and spine........
Just off the top of my head now.
I really like SuicideGirls, although I have to say that if I had to choose between the two I would definitely choose the girls over the suicide.
Fortunately, no one is forcing me to choose.
My parakeet is staring at me. This is a bird that flew in my window many years ago. (I do not shop for creatures.) Yes, a parakeet in Manhattan, loose...
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Fortunately, no one is forcing me to choose.
My parakeet is staring at me. This is a bird that flew in my window many years ago. (I do not shop for creatures.) Yes, a parakeet in Manhattan, loose...
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thora:
So has that image of me inspired any nightmares yet?
PS I do believe the 'keets are capable of gratitude.
PS I do believe the 'keets are capable of gratitude.
sunshine:
Thanks so much for the awesome comment on my Ain't No Sunshine set! I really appreciate you taking the time to comment!
Good choice on the girls over the suicide
xoox
Sunshine
I really appreciate you taking the time to comment!
Good choice on the girls over the suicide
xoox
Sunshine
Stop saying, "quite frankly."
Just ... stop.
Just ... stop.
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thora:
And you stop with the frankly wonderful comments!
lizardam:
Wow. Love? 
There are worse hobbies...