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What about these stroller-pushing fraus in overstuffed down vests and coats with their children -- the moral human shields, the little pretexts for taking up too much space -- under cellophane and bundled into yards of yarn?

What about getting them to stand aside or expect not a guaranteed pace and trajectory on the sidewalk, or a guaranteed triple-booth occupancy at the coffee shop.

These...
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Let's ban the cakes that make the bourgeois waddle!

The country club changed lawn ornaments today.

Is that cynical? Nah. I'm an idealist. Cynics think that electing a crip over a blood is the best change they can believe in.

I just want to live in a world where wives cry and mistresses gloat.

I am in the mood to be lectured by an evil mommy with long black hair and an unquenchable thirst.

Well, a new beginning for me as I've heard through the grapevine that I am about to be named Senator from Illinois.

Quite a surprise, as I was certain I would be outbid, but perseverance pays.

Thanks in advance for your best wishes!

Another day, another 21 grams of fat.

Solid food is for losers!

Maybe you shouldn't vote this time out, you know? Find somebody to not vote with and not vote for the whole day. From behind.

The monogamy kink explained.


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I adore the MILFs of the upper west side, seen during the day, and unaccompanied by their fat, cargo-shorts-wearing, man-toddler husbands.

That is the aesthetic price one pays for living here. Attractive women married to loud porkers who don't blow their noses and laugh when they learn a new non-english word for "shit." Yes, that is the esoterica of my fellow American, circa 2008, and...
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