Wait a minute. So was that rapture thing last Saturday or this Saturday? I lost my phone and it had all my apocalypse info.
I look at your ass and I think liv-a snaps. I don't know why.
luscious:
Just got a nile monitor, and a Argentina Tegu!
MOAR SCALED BABIES!
Just got a nile monitor, and a Argentina Tegu!
MOAR SCALED BABIES!
It says emo girls. Let's see some damn naked emo!
Need....more....gullible....chicks.....
You are *not* the luckiest woman in the world. Your boyfriend wants you to breed his brats and stay tied down to your "roots" in Podunk.
(There's a bus to the City.)
(There's a bus to the City.)
I guess if the choice is Dylan or the Notebook, quoting Dylan is less likely to plant thoughts of homicide in the minds of your friends.
I've got your whole grain *right here.*
The sow? Mine.
toxic:
why thank you 
Head!
pandie:
Helllo new friend.
toxic:
Head!
The next woman who calls herself a goddess will be required to prove it with superhuman neck muscles.
