I wanna see my Tinker!!! This blows!
Writing Christmas cards....ever notice that after a few, they all start to sound the same? Good thing the people I'm sending to don't know each other haha 
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tinkergaloot:
I kinda really want you
scratamus:
really?? i hadn't noticed 
i want to get tattoos of fairies, but i want them to be in a tribal design and have a variety of different poses, etc. does anyone have any suggestions or pics even? i'm just in need of some ideas.
if you're looking for a good laugh, check this out!! oh my god it's effin hilarious!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8oXSIQ2mmI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8oXSIQ2mmI&feature=related
tinkergaloot:
Lmfao, cause my daddy taught me good 
howy1177:
way too funny - they always find the winners to get statements from...her daddy taught her really good
All I want for Christmas is to get rid of the Mini-pop Kids once and for all....... who's with me???? 
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hooeylewis:
Well I will grab a few cases of malt liquor and a bullhorn to help. Nothing beats a angry drunken mob.
scratamus:
lmfao that's funny!!!
feels like the weight of the world is resting on my teeny shoulders....guess it's a change from the angel and devil that seem to live there
tinkergaloot:
I'll help you carry that weight 
scratamus:
oh would you? that would be ever so nice 
I have an overwhelming desire to pour chocolate on myself....for some reason....someone please restrain me from myself lmao
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howy1177:
pour and I will help with the clean up
that1guy1204:
be careful its gets really sticky. you gotta do it in the shower, thats the easiest place to clean up after
Scratamus loves Tinkergaloot!! Disgusting I know
Tinker, get your cute ass over here and get naked!!!
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scratamus:
aww 
i miss you too
i miss you too it's been a bah-humbug kinda day. i know i can't spend the holidays with my love and that just won't do me no happy....
me no happy....
howy1177:
thats not good, hope you make the best of them anyway
scratamus:
thanks!! i will definitely try my best
I would say I'm a good person, a reasonable person....but sometimes 25 years to life doesn't sound so bad after all...
tinkergaloot:
Uh oh, what happened baby snakes?
scratamus:
same old BS...nothing new 
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats."
Elton John
Elton John
tinkergaloot:
No goats, But how else do you practice?
scratamus:
wouldn't you like to know
Better yet, I could dance with the cows till you come home.
Oh Christ I've cum