From posh

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scopitone is my knight in shining armor. together, we will ride off into the sunset, upon a unicorn. forever.

From autrix

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This man makes suave look like a group of oversized muppets bursting into flames.

I envy his style and watch to steal his life. Shortly thereafter I would eat so much I'd get fat

the end.

From al

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I don't really know Scopitone but he carried me around for so long he bruised his fine muscular abs, which I assume means he likes me. Either that, or he just liked that sound I kept making when he would adjust where my crotch was bruising him. But seriously, Scopitone is a fine gentleman, and a true SOLM.

I should like to perhaps one day be among women claiming to love him because he made out with me.

smile

From flux

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I'm surprised his testimonials aren't full of adoring women claiming they love him because they made out once at a party. I'm also a little disappointed, as I was planning to make fun of these women.

You see, I actually love Scopitone. He is one of those rare friends who shrugs off acts of extreme devotion as just part of bein' friends. I am megalomaniacal in the utmost, but I would trust this man with my goddamned lifeeven though being in a car while he's behind the wheel is absolutely terrifying. So yeah, he's so funny and so awesome and hip and cool and handsome, but he is fucking SOLID, and I am so fucking lucky to have him on my side...you Irish fuck.

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Scopitone is one of the very, very few men awesome enough for me to envy (a little). Wit + Style = Scopitone.

From mk700c

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There is no man I'd rather conquer with, and conquering is rather ubiquitous with this motherfucker around.

Froma finely gleamed cube, to a well prepared gimlet... Here's to FAM.

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I think I'd let you make all the short, flat-chested jokes you wanted to me, and wouldn't mind one bit.

Even though you HATE the way I talk.

But seriously...I'm likin' you. That's all you need to know.

From koleeta

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GOOU-LEY!

If you step outta line Scopitone has no problem clowning on your stupid ass. Number one in tha hood, G.

From maxx

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Scopitone drinks too much Coca-Cola Classic.

I'm taking the shark belt buckle now.