im babysitting tonight?
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its so awkward going out with a group of people you hardly know then during the course of the night realize you have nothing in common with them. my mouth hurts from fake smiles and fake laughs.
is it possible that i am just too cool and witty for my own good?
is it possible that i am just too cool and witty for my own good?
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audio:
so then move to my cultural hubbub i call home, montreal.
neodrunk:
Sorry, master, didn't mean to let you down.
*bowing*
PS... I take that back... whore.
*bowing*
PS... I take that back... whore.
scoots boredom alert:
yellow (elevated - significant risk of scoots becoming completely uninterested in daily routine - take measures to entertain him)
yellow (elevated - significant risk of scoots becoming completely uninterested in daily routine - take measures to entertain him)
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blasfemme:
me too
someplace as unirish as you can get. say, a mexican restaurant?
someplace as unirish as you can get. say, a mexican restaurant?
shescravingsweet:
he may have said "da bomb" im not sure his mouth was full of cheez-itz
monday morning wake up at 2am
thirsty, need a snack
sit in bed with the tv on
flip, flip, flip
infomercial after infomercial
settle on cnn, same story after same story
martha, bombs, happy iraq 1 year invasion anniversary
4am, ronco rotisserie oven, tony little and the freak machine gazelle
how to win at ebay, jack lalane's juicer, that little bullet food processer, how to...
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thirsty, need a snack
sit in bed with the tv on
flip, flip, flip
infomercial after infomercial
settle on cnn, same story after same story
martha, bombs, happy iraq 1 year invasion anniversary
4am, ronco rotisserie oven, tony little and the freak machine gazelle
how to win at ebay, jack lalane's juicer, that little bullet food processer, how to...
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aaardvark:
Heh, yes, yes it is. I know, I'm trying not to be a heartbreaker.
neodrunk:
Bitch! I'll show you.... I don't know how, but I will!!! 
drunk post:
i procrastinated going to the shows at the turf club tonight - as i walked up to the door solo (another adventure of going to a show solo) the girl ahead of me was the last one to be let in. i felt like an ignored puppy looking in the window at all the people looking forward to some cool live music -...
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i procrastinated going to the shows at the turf club tonight - as i walked up to the door solo (another adventure of going to a show solo) the girl ahead of me was the last one to be let in. i felt like an ignored puppy looking in the window at all the people looking forward to some cool live music -...
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aaardvark:
Awwww, poor boy. I'd have let you in. Yeah, my life is pretty boring, eh?
vitaminpink:
$4 can buy a loooooot of root beer.... 
well, my frugal ass has finally said good bye to dial up - bring on the high speed porn........
fucking AOL - i call to cancel, and of course they are sorry to hear that - but what they will do is give me two months at a reduced rate to use with my cable internet so i can use ALL of the great AOL...
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fucking AOL - i call to cancel, and of course they are sorry to hear that - but what they will do is give me two months at a reduced rate to use with my cable internet so i can use ALL of the great AOL...
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sunnysunny:
thank you soo much i looove stereolab! they sound great. 
AOL sucks!!! i have cable! its sweeet!
AOL sucks!!! i have cable! its sweeet!
neodrunk:
Oh boy... Jimmy's really not rock and roll, Hookers & Blow is though! And it's Jimmy Buffett, not Jimmy Buffet... I'm not looking at a food spread.
why is there no around the clock coverage of the madrid bombings?
must not really be news if it didn't happen on US soil.
i got invited to go to a send off for a bunch of local ROTC peeps that are being deployed -
what do i say to them about a war they are going into that i don't believe in?
must not really be news if it didn't happen on US soil.
i got invited to go to a send off for a bunch of local ROTC peeps that are being deployed -
what do i say to them about a war they are going into that i don't believe in?
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nordicgoddess:
Bombings = 
Friday Night =
Friday Night =
sunnysunny:
hey werent u supposed to introduce me to some electronica bands?
wait around from 3-6 for a technician to stop by the house today, shows at 6:30 after a pissy call from me.
of course its too late to do any work but what he can tell me is that they are going to need to start from scratch and will need a good 3-4 hours, but they can do a saturday am so i dont...
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of course its too late to do any work but what he can tell me is that they are going to need to start from scratch and will need a good 3-4 hours, but they can do a saturday am so i dont...
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aaardvark:
You're right, that would be hot.
neodrunk:
Mother puss-bucket!!!! I hate that shit, yet we have to do it all the fucking time! Bogus, I'm just thankful that I don't have any set hours and work five minutes from home.
PS-sorry you had to watch Dr. Phil, I'd wish that upon no man.
PS-sorry you had to watch Dr. Phil, I'd wish that upon no man.
spin magazine describes the indie-punk members of SG as "one-handed net surfers"
thecowboy:
.i agree here with one hand in the air..
Mrz 6 ist mein Geburtstag
ist so heute mein Geburtstag!
wurden Sie mgen mir alles Gute zum Geburtstag wnschen?
ist so heute mein Geburtstag!
wurden Sie mgen mir alles Gute zum Geburtstag wnschen?
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aaardvark:
Brunnen bin ich ein Tagesspt glcklicher spter Geburtstag. Ich liebe dich.
aaardvark:
Whatever you feel like
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aaardvark:
Why must you torment me with your hotness.
souljerk:
Funny it does sound like a Hommer Simpson line but it is acctually from a Faith no more song.
im on pins and needles with this domestic diva trial 
martha martha martha
get up kids show is sold out saturday
damn my procrastinating ass
martha martha martha
get up kids show is sold out saturday
damn my procrastinating ass
neodrunk:
Watch, she'll get what's coming to her. I predict one of these days she'll get knocked in the nose with pot roast that goes right through her hands. That swollen nose will teach her a lesson or two.
Your show probably sucked anyway.
Your show probably sucked anyway.
judas:
i happen to have a sort of affection for martha stewart. i like cold heartless bitches. i think they're terribly charming.
and... disappointment, yes. i have very high expectations for the behaviour of others so i am frequently disappointed--i expect them to treat me like i treat them, shame on me!
ah, but i can be a heartless bitch on occasion. me and martha.
and... disappointment, yes. i have very high expectations for the behaviour of others so i am frequently disappointed--i expect them to treat me like i treat them, shame on me!
ah, but i can be a heartless bitch on occasion. me and martha.
think of me next time you're remodeling your kitchen.
It was WLOL.