Friday 
and i'm home sick from work! All doped up, getting rest and all that crap. So here's the soundtrack for the day:
Marilyn Manson - Mechanical Animals
Marilyn Manson - Holywood
Marilyn Manson - Golden Age of the Grotesque
Linkin Park - Reanimation
Jane's Addiction - Ritual de lo Habitual
Jane's Addiction - XXX
Honchie - Deathfists of Rage
G. Love and the Special...
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and i'm home sick from work! All doped up, getting rest and all that crap. So here's the soundtrack for the day:
Marilyn Manson - Mechanical Animals
Marilyn Manson - Holywood
Marilyn Manson - Golden Age of the Grotesque
Linkin Park - Reanimation
Jane's Addiction - Ritual de lo Habitual
Jane's Addiction - XXX
Honchie - Deathfists of Rage
G. Love and the Special...
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jacinda:
what do you have for me...a bag full of blowpops? 
monothought:
you are funny
Tried to go to work today. Correction: I TRIED to call in sick, and got guilted into going to work. THEN, tried to work and just couldn't pull it off. My lungs are all nasty, and it was soo incredibly dusty where i was working, that i couldn't stop coughing long enough to get anything done. So, i'm waiting on my paycheck to clear at...
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shadowslady:
hehe caramello bars
emily_m:
Well I guess if you put it that way, I'd have to go with cherry or grape.
Still sick. Got caught up at work though. Have the option of going out of town, don't want to if i'm not well. blah blah blah...
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emily_m:
Hahahahahahahaha
I hope you feel better, oldie.
I hope you feel better, oldie.
emily_m:
HAHAHAHA
Man, you will end up having a crush on me, and then I can joke about how you lure young girls off the playground with promises of candy and ponies. I still have yet to see either.
Man, you will end up having a crush on me, and then I can joke about how you lure young girls off the playground with promises of candy and ponies. I still have yet to see either.
I'm sick. My work week just went to shit. Canceled my trip. Blah blah blah.
Bite me.
I'm not moving off this porch.
Bite me.
I'm not moving off this porch.
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ciel:
OFFICIAL Fight Club insult post:
You might wanna distinguish yourself from the bags of crap. The garbage men come tomorrow...
Get The Fuck Off My Porch!
You might wanna distinguish yourself from the bags of crap. The garbage men come tomorrow...
Get The Fuck Off My Porch!
klonopin_chugger:
Official Fight Club Insult Post
A girl who can outwit you? i have a 10 year old cousin with downsyndrome you might be interested in...
GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH!!
A girl who can outwit you? i have a 10 year old cousin with downsyndrome you might be interested in...
GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH!!
Ok so my week just went to hell in a hand basket. I've got a three day job in Farmer's Branch that i can't start until Tuesday afternoon. And it's about a one hour drive (one way) to the job site. I'm leaving for the coast on THURSDAY NIGHT. So I get to bust my ass for the next three days. And try and pack...
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lil_billy_ben:
Official Fight Club insult Post...
Angel....Smallville.....weiners in mouths...maby you belong in the WB network group. We don't want the likes of you in the Fight Club group. Your not getting in.
Get the fuck off my porch!!!
Angel....Smallville.....weiners in mouths...maby you belong in the WB network group. We don't want the likes of you in the Fight Club group. Your not getting in.
Get the fuck off my porch!!!
russo:
OFFICIAL Fight Club Insult Post
Blink-182? You like Blink-182?? With that lame-ass taste in music you'll never get in here!
Now, get the FUCK OFF my porch!
Blink-182? You like Blink-182?? With that lame-ass taste in music you'll never get in here!
Now, get the FUCK OFF my porch!
I HAVE TO quit starting drinking at 3 in the afternoon on saturdays... ugh. My brain hurts. Same old, same old. Had friends over during the day, after work. Barbequed. And then met up with everyone at the bar. Then off to Rocky Horror! Brought TWO, count 'em, TWO virgins to the show. Took pictures, but i'm retarded (drunk more likely) and didn't have the...
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baby_square:
i took two vigins last weekend but you cut out too early to meet them. shame shame. if you were there for the beginning of the show last weekend you might remember mandy, virgin#4. yea i brought her but she totally pussed out! i was a virgin too, they should have picked me. i could have orgasamed to happy birthday better than anyone could've ever seen.
emily_m:
You love me more than can be put into words.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My jaw is FINALLY getting better! Now i can earn my money this weekend. Just in case ya'll missed it yesterday...
Fuckers better come to Rocky Horror.
Yea, take that.
Hmph.
Fuckers better come to Rocky Horror.
Yea, take that.
Hmph.
emily_m:
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I don't know how I should feel about that picture.
emily_m:
No, I get it. I'm just saying, it's gross yet you went out of your way to put it up just for me, hahahaha.
What the fuck is wrong with my face? It's been three days and it STILL hurts, and i can barely open it wide enough to eat, and then it had better be something thin and soft. I was so craving a cheeseburger for lunch, so i went and got one. It took me 30 fucking minutes to eat that bitch. And even then, its like...
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emily_m:
Haha, whatever, you know what I said about you was accurate.
If you kick me in the shins, I will trip you so you fall and break your hip. Then I won't drive you to the hospital.
If you kick me in the shins, I will trip you so you fall and break your hip. Then I won't drive you to the hospital.
emily_m:
In addition, when you're incapacitated, you'll actually have to PAY your tab! What a concept!
Somebody shoot me. I can't open my mouth! I don't know what teh hell i did to my jaw but its all swollen and hurts like hell on one side. Oh well, it's a good excuse to dose myself with pain killers and muscle relaxers
It's almost the weekend. Everybody have a good Friday...
It's almost the weekend. Everybody have a good Friday...
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scarredangel:
My jaw sucks. Or, actually, it doesn't. No eating, no talking.
it's fucking great.
it's fucking great.
baby_square:
uh oh. were you chewing gum in your sleep? perhaps it glued your mouth shut? try WD40.
I worked for almost 12 hours today in the sun. I also managed to smash my foot with a sledgehammer hard enough to make it bleed through my sock BUT, the gods smiled on me and i got last weeks paycheck PLUS this weeks paycheck early. AND I got a $2 raise! I'm fucking rich! Now i can pay all my bills early, and all...
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BUT, the gods smiled on me and i got last weeks paycheck PLUS this weeks paycheck early. AND I got a $2 raise! I'm fucking rich! Now i can pay all my bills early, and all... Read More
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cathedra:
*knocks on door holding sign* "CURRENT CRUSH: apply within"
*cough*
*cough*
xlaurax:
I'll try to make it out.
Holy shit. This is one of the funniest things I've seen (other than my face) in a LONG LONG time. Checkuh Check it out...
Good day today. Had a nice easy day at work, felt good, and remembered to turn in my invoices so i don't get hosed again on my paycheck
I want a monkey. Soley for the purpose of flinging poop at people...
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Good day today. Had a nice easy day at work, felt good, and remembered to turn in my invoices so i don't get hosed again on my paycheck
I want a monkey. Soley for the purpose of flinging poop at people...
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allwaysbeclosing:
My connection won't run it. Damn AOL!
Aside from fecal flinging. They're also great for whenever you need your pet to masturbate in public.
Aside from fecal flinging. They're also great for whenever you need your pet to masturbate in public.
Welp, saturday was fun. Ended up not having time to see Marsha before she had to pick up her daughter in Plano. i think she's a little peeved at me. oh well, she should have called me back. If she doesn't get over it, it's her loss. Went out to the Oasis on Joe Pool Lake with Wendy and Jennifer. Drank. Went BACK to my...
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allwaysbeclosing:
of course. not offeneded at all
alexisnicole:
Boobs are GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!