They never shoulda scheduled it!
I had to be at the base at 6:30 this mornin' 'til 6:30 this evening and back there at 7:15 tomorrow mornin'! It's frickin' St Pats'!
The explanation is that the CO is of Russian descent. I'm sorry, but you CAN substitute Vodka, just as long as you are celebrating the one holiday that everyone can enjoy. I think he...
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I had to be at the base at 6:30 this mornin' 'til 6:30 this evening and back there at 7:15 tomorrow mornin'! It's frickin' St Pats'!
The explanation is that the CO is of Russian descent. I'm sorry, but you CAN substitute Vodka, just as long as you are celebrating the one holiday that everyone can enjoy. I think he...
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This just needed a re-post!
1. whats your name spelt backwards?
xob hcnum
2. What did you do last night?
Got hammied, watched "Strange Brew", and passed out.
3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Porn
4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
I've even been thinking about walking through the mall doing just that making people think I'm weird. Not...
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1. whats your name spelt backwards?
xob hcnum
2. What did you do last night?
Got hammied, watched "Strange Brew", and passed out.
3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Porn
4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
I've even been thinking about walking through the mall doing just that making people think I'm weird. Not...
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Long, but funny as an M-80 shoved up a politicians ass!!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A DRUNKARD IF....
Your name is the police code for public intoxication.
After your fifth drink, you're like Don Juan with the ladies: They Don Juan nothing to do with you.
You suspect that water, taken in small quantities, isn't all that dangerous.
You occasionally have meals with your wine.
You...
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A DRUNKARD IF....
Your name is the police code for public intoxication.
After your fifth drink, you're like Don Juan with the ladies: They Don Juan nothing to do with you.
You suspect that water, taken in small quantities, isn't all that dangerous.
You occasionally have meals with your wine.
You...
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tilly:
I love the kids who come into the store! It gives me a chance to actually intereact with enjoyable human persons as a refreshing change from the fucking awful old gimmers we have invading us most of the time.
My best working day so far was last saturday was when a blind lady came in for a sight test with a guide dog and let me play with the dog even though it was on duty, just because I sounded nice and probably a little desperate.
My best working day so far was last saturday was when a blind lady came in for a sight test with a guide dog and let me play with the dog even though it was on duty, just because I sounded nice and probably a little desperate.
twwly:
I think we may go with goat. I do enjoy a good goat curry.
We had wanted to do turkey, but read that they fly, thus creating the need for slightly more proper housing... we are pretty, how shall I say, laid back about housing our chickens (their outdoor shelter being simply some old doors leaning up against the barn). I know the chickens can kick quite hard during the decap process -- I can't imagine having to SIT on a turkey to keep it still during the death throes, but I guess like most things, we'd get used to it.
We had wanted to do turkey, but read that they fly, thus creating the need for slightly more proper housing... we are pretty, how shall I say, laid back about housing our chickens (their outdoor shelter being simply some old doors leaning up against the barn). I know the chickens can kick quite hard during the decap process -- I can't imagine having to SIT on a turkey to keep it still during the death throes, but I guess like most things, we'd get used to it.
I had a very involved and disturbing dream last night. Long one too.
I was a student at a Marine Corps Specialty school training for something. As the brother, nephew, and grandson of Marines I know that a Marine is first and foremost a Rifleman. As such the school involved excercises using paint tipped cartridges (just like real bullets, but instead of lead, they have...
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I was a student at a Marine Corps Specialty school training for something. As the brother, nephew, and grandson of Marines I know that a Marine is first and foremost a Rifleman. As such the school involved excercises using paint tipped cartridges (just like real bullets, but instead of lead, they have...
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The Beast is shiny, I am drunk, HOORAY!! 
chemira:
HA HA HA!!! waht beast????
sammich:
My '84 GMC K15 6.2L Diesel Suburban. He's all shiny now. That Meguires Tech Wax is AWESOME! It really excels on black and makes my '01 Prelude look sweet. Speaking of which, I've gotta wash the Lude. 
HEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!
I need to sell off these trucks this week!! So if you'd like to help, show your friends Lurch and Lump in my "Old School" folder of pics, and have them contact me. I'll take anything!
I have finally come to the realization that I am a hopeless dumbass when it comes to taking on personal projects. I also think that if I had...
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I need to sell off these trucks this week!! So if you'd like to help, show your friends Lurch and Lump in my "Old School" folder of pics, and have them contact me. I'll take anything!
I have finally come to the realization that I am a hopeless dumbass when it comes to taking on personal projects. I also think that if I had...
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grneyez:
Hey babe,
How much you sellin the trucks for? What years? What's under the hood? Do they run?
How much you sellin the trucks for? What years? What's under the hood? Do they run?
_felix_:
I took the pics out in Bodega at my mom's palce.
Le Sigh! 
The problem with closing a chapter of one's life is that, unlike a book, one can't go back.
Dispite all of my pissing and moaning over being stuck here I'm sad to leave. Not so much the location as all of the people that have made this place fun. At least I'll always know where to find all of you. Right here at...
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The problem with closing a chapter of one's life is that, unlike a book, one can't go back.
Dispite all of my pissing and moaning over being stuck here I'm sad to leave. Not so much the location as all of the people that have made this place fun. At least I'll always know where to find all of you. Right here at...
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chemira:
I am sorry you are sad. But think of it this way. Now you have a vacation place. HEE HEE! 
india:
thanks
Bruce Leroy is the MAN!
If you know what I'm talkin' about.....
then tell me, cuz I'm funkin' clueless, man!
Naw, I'm just kiddin'. " The Last Dragon" is corny, but cool in that '80's style. With Janet Jackson's ex, Chico DeBarge with the hit song to boot!!( What kind of name is that anyway?) I love '80's movies. If you've never seen "Real Genius"...
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If you know what I'm talkin' about.....
then tell me, cuz I'm funkin' clueless, man!
Naw, I'm just kiddin'. " The Last Dragon" is corny, but cool in that '80's style. With Janet Jackson's ex, Chico DeBarge with the hit song to boot!!( What kind of name is that anyway?) I love '80's movies. If you've never seen "Real Genius"...
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Ok.
So, rule number one when splitting kindling:
Always keep positive control of your hatchet! Mine gave my thumb a little kiss. Not bad though. It's just shy of needing a stitch or two.
In other news, I will be moving back to Long Beach soon. Yep, come the 15th of February I will no longer reside in the beautiful, but allergen packed, Sonoma County!...
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So, rule number one when splitting kindling:
Always keep positive control of your hatchet! Mine gave my thumb a little kiss. Not bad though. It's just shy of needing a stitch or two.
In other news, I will be moving back to Long Beach soon. Yep, come the 15th of February I will no longer reside in the beautiful, but allergen packed, Sonoma County!...
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chemira:
Tranny issues aye? i hate that. Well if i dont see you ebfor eyou leave i will try to come out to long beach. as long as i can go to the SD zoo. i love that place. its awesome. and PB and OB And HB. lol I would love to go ride the roller coaster and eat along the beach adn watch people surf the waves. i love it there and i never knew why i didnt move there when i was single.
What's in your pants?!!
We're gonna play the 'In My Pants' Game. You have to think of a TV series and then follow it with 'in my pants'. Just remember no repeats. Post a Comment with sumpin' new and we'll see how far we can get!
Grneyez~ "Happy Days" in my pants!! =)
Sammich~ "Kids Say the Darndest Things" in my pants! (HA!)
We're gonna play the 'In My Pants' Game. You have to think of a TV series and then follow it with 'in my pants'. Just remember no repeats. Post a Comment with sumpin' new and we'll see how far we can get!
Grneyez~ "Happy Days" in my pants!! =)
Sammich~ "Kids Say the Darndest Things" in my pants! (HA!)
sammich:
Ok, Fine!
Allright. So Ikeep trying to remember to post this but always forget. Well now I'm juiced and sharp so revel in this piece of nonsense!
I had a dream once that went something like this:
My co-workers and I were running amok in an office building, having office olympics, and generaly havinga good time. What the hell did we care, we didn't work there! So...
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I had a dream once that went something like this:
My co-workers and I were running amok in an office building, having office olympics, and generaly havinga good time. What the hell did we care, we didn't work there! So...
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silencia:
Thank you for thinking that I would be the exact opposite of a kick to the junk. your comment on my set is much appreciated
raia:
No it never happens
Thanks for your comment on my set
Thanks for your comment on my set
sammich:
Vehicles
also sorry I'm usually remiss in commenting back to you. I do appriciate your comments!
are you enjoying life down south???