samyouwell

I'm happy as a pig in shit married... i've seen an ultra sonic dipiction of my child's visage... i stopped checking out suicidegirls a while ago... ironically i befriended one and it turned me off being turned on by mere pictures... then i met my wifey and that sealed the deal.

Everyone has to choose how and when they grow up.

"All this time i...
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So i feel like an utter scumbag...after bad mouthing the uncle my mam and sister dropped in on a surprise visit... explaining a lot of my uncle's rude ass behaviour.... of course he's still weird, but aren't we all... still no excuse, i'm b-b-b-bad... (to the bone).

The search for a gaff continues, though we've kinda gone off the boil of late....Only 6 months till...
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S.O.S...... We need somewhere to live.... we'll pay upto $800 dollars a month, and literally will live anywhere but here with my evil uncle.... who is cunningly disguised as a nice guy, but underneath that is a scheming child....

I'm still kind of an illegal immigrant and my wifey has fucked up credit, but we have the money... literally we offer to pay 6 month...
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$1500????? at $50 per week?.... 9 days of community service and a 9 month Drink driving course.....
At least they forgot to prosecute me for being unlicensed... uninsured... and illegally immigratated!!!!

Thanks rumpleminze.... you shit..... (i didn't mean that....i still love you.... see you next bar i fall into... xs)

Ok.... i'm kind of an illegal immigrant.... getting married, but right now..... totally not supposed to be here at all...

So sunday night i was introduced to california's finest.... and was gived a DUI?............... bastard!.... spent a night in the drunk tank..... first time i ever got behind the wheel drunk.... fuckin' sods law....

but they didn't deport me.... that was nice of them.



"I...
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why are people so fucked up?

why am i so fucked up?

I pay rent to my uncle... $700 a month all in... he housesits a big ol place up in the hills... I have to go with him cos he doesn't want me alone with all his stuff whilst he's gone...... where is the logic? ... I PAY MY FUCKIN RENT!!!!! I'M TWENTY FUCKIN'...
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My head hurts... i got drunk and fell asleep... on my tod.

American women suck... she makes and breaks plans without notice, particularly on fri nights...

..... so i dumped her by proxy... that means by text.... i woulda dumped her on the phone if she'd've got in touch... well i wouldn't have dumped her if she got in touch... i love the fuck out...
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today was the best day in a long time, and the worst one also....

How fucked up is that?

Don't worry it's rhetorical.

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edit or sum shit...

Anyone wanna come round and earn a hangover?

nother edit...

Ok fuck you i'l drink on my tod... now armed with crate of cervesas and a bottle of whiskey in a brown paper bag.... jus...
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ok so....

I saw Narnia yesterday... at a friends house so i couldn't just leave.... i felt like a fly having it's legs and wings pulled off..... then watching an ominous drop of water slowly dribble towards me....

In other news... i think my girlfriend still loves her ex... he is concentrated evil... imagine the worst shit you could put your girl through and you're...
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i'm dying again... ...


this reilly sucks!

raaaaaaar!

It seems an angry hedgehog has moved into my brain cavity... damn you booze! ever since that dumb 3 month detox, i've lost my tolerance for hangovers... heed this warning my brethern.... don't be healthy it makes unhealth highy intolerable!

The juicy SGSJ dinner was wicked... i can't be arsed with the roll call, but you all know who you are and i'm proper...
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