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so i will take a break in the story for the holidays.

how is everyone doing??
i hope everyone has lots of fun
and josh i hope your little girl feels better!!!!!!!

1. what is your favourite christmas song?
2. what are you plans for new years eve?
3. do you get all dressed up for family things when you celebrate?
4. worst christmas (or...
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maya:
tackar tackar!! smile
Detsamma till dig med god fortsttning!!! biggrin
kramisar
joshof13thfloor:
This makes 1000 posts, just thought i'd share. tongue

-Josh EL SUICIDO LOCO
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hi you guys!
today i am baking cookies for christmas
and im going to make cheese cakes on tuesday. we celebrate xmas on wednesday... so they will be fresh.
my hair is going to be red!!!

and oh yeah a song for you guys...

ho ho fucking ho
what a crock of shit
we all work for santa claus
weve had enough
we quit
cuz...
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bombshellbetty:
Things are looking up, and I think I'll actually have a pretty good set of holidays this year, woo! I haven't bought presents for anybody. I sewed a few, but that's it. Funds just wouldn't permit it this year, what with all the changes going on.

Anyway, I hope you have fun, and I know what you mean about overspending. I've done that too. Happy Holidays, sweetie!
joshof13thfloor:
Merry Christmas and if i don't talk to you before then have a happy new year.

Love.

-Josh EL SUICIDO LOCO
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ok im going to post a story
in installments
it is easier than questions
plus i want opinions!!!
i am an attention whore!!!!!!!!!!

i love you guys!!!

here with out further ado i give you...

HERETIC
Stop! You cant kill me! She screamed, as she ran her hands over her pregnant belly. Im pregnant. Her blonde hair blew with the wind that smelled like fire....
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lucky105:
So far so good. smile I want more!
dumpling:
Oh I like it. The images are really strong. It the first part doubled on purpose? I'd like to read more - is it a short story?

You're always talking talking talking talking shit now - ALWAYS gets in my head. Sorry if the same thing happened with the dick in your ass bit.

I also love your new adorable profile pic.
Take care lovely.
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this is my absolute favourite dr hook song
i thought i would share it

Theres a shadow on the sun ,
I see it risin.
Kiss it away.
Kiss it away.
And theres hurt down deep inside
that I been hidin.
Kiss it away .
Kiss it away.
All the hard times we been through
Wed never mind them.
Wed kiss em away.
Wed just...
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schleprock:
Saw that you have a cold. Hope you feel better soon.
monet:
I'm so sorry I wasn't there through your bad patch. I'm lame like that. I hope i can be around more.
Take care of yourself sweetheart!
kiss
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much thanks to everyone who commented on my bad mood.
sorry about that. i dont normally get down like that but when i do.... egads!

im spending the day baking
chocolate chip cookies
chocolate white chocolate chips cookies
sugar cookies.
bread

i think its the christmas spirit.

smile
im going to spend most of the afternoon with my sister and niece tomorrow. that little wiggle worm...
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ok i know i just updated...but there are somethings that really fucking annoy me and i need to vent

1. i hate that fucking bitch who i cant stand. she is a member here so i wont name names...suffice it to say she ruins every fucking thread on the board for me...she has nothing nice to say ever.
and she fucking sucks..
in fact she...
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deadish:
::hugs sakita:: I'm so sorry you're feeling bad lady and that you said so many nice things about me in your journal and I havent commented here for ages.
Your boy deserves a slap! please at least tell him whats going on, he probably just doesn't realise how you feel at the moment.
and I'm not sure which members you're on about but if I come across them I shall beat them with sticks.
Feel better sweetie!!! kiss kiss kiss kiss ooo aaa
rockepidemic:
I don't see why it has to be "honorary". smile
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so i passed my danish test!
yay!!!!

i am so hungry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. whats your favourite snack time snack.
2. given the choice would you drink water, tea, or coffee?
3. if you like the simpsons which is your least favourite episode?

1. popcorn or carrots. i like celery too but here it all taste like chemicals.
2. water, with tea a close second..depends on if...
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thee_tron:
i have a photo
dumpling:
Damn purple dye. Yeah, darker colours sometimes need to be maintained constantly and you have to wash your hair in cold water with very little shampoo. Cold showers suck in northern countries during the winter, though.

Anyway, your hair troubles have not effected your magnificent brain power. Congratulations on passing your Danish test.

1. Me likey cookies.
2. Depends on the time of day and the amount of bullshit going on. If it is morning and there is lots of bullshit then there's lots of coffee needed. If it is afternoon/evening and I'm feeling all healthy and pure then water. Tea happens somewhere inbetween.
3. I find the Abu (spelling?) character pretty offensive sometimes - so I don't like some of the episodes where he is in them a lot.

Take care!

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thanks to everyone who congratulated me on my niece

i got a brand new niece on thursday.
she was 20 inches long
and weighs 10 pounds
and her name is going to be mathilde
(matilda)
(i suggested it)


im so happy i get to buy her lots of little girl stuff!!

now when is it my turn?????

1. do you celebrate xmas?
2. whats good...
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joshof13thfloor:
I knew you'd pass your fuckin' test, never thought any different. You're obviously a bright girl, i mean you picked me for a friend, right? wink

The thing thats happened with Goldust is, 1. He has been plauged with injuries as of late so thats been a factor, and 2. The WWE has stated that they feel like his character has gone as far as they can take it, which is in reality just a bullshit copout which really means that, 3. The WWE is drowning in talent since they are the only buisness in town left and the writers only want to develop stories for the wrestlers that they think will draw big money and thus get them theirselves a fatter paycheck. Dustin Runnels (Golddust) is one of the most all around talented guys in the whole world today but the WWE doesn't see that because they're to busy with their collective heads shoved up Bill Goldbergs sorry ass.

I'm so sorry that we haven't gotten the time to talk lately but i've been really busy with a ton of bullshit around here and the only time i get to set down at the computer your either not on IM, or your asleep because of the time difference (or vice versa), or i'm just setting posting in passing while i rest for a few minutes from housework and stuff. We'll talk soon though, Okay? I luvs ya, you know that.

Well, 'til later. Peace and stuff.
cherryb0mb:
i'm sorry your hair faded so fast. frown i hate when that happens! the first pink i used came out horrible, so i redid it last night with a brighter pink & it looks a lot better now.

1. yes
2. some strong opiates and a hot bubblebath (the only thing that works for me anyway)
3. i can't ever tell for sure.
4. i don't have a preference, but there are certain kinds of beer i won't drink.
5. all the time
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ok so two things are wrong.

1. i cant find my deoderant!
i stink badly.... some one send reinforcements.
seriously tho...if any one can find teen spirit deo and has the desire to buy me the orange or green kind i so would send money to cover the cost plus shipping!

2. my back is killing me. meds are making me loopy...


my friends mom...
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friedbanana:
How I've missed three questions! (hello)

1. Nope

2. Cleaning the shower

3. Ehh...Not really.
monsterjoe:
Congradulations!

I love little babies, but I can't work with them because for some reason they make me cry. I guess I want one really bad too.

-joe
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so happy thanksgiving to all the americans.
what is everyone doing?

i have decided the next language i am going to learn is norwegian. i totally fell in love with it.

ok question time.

1. if you celebrate christmas, what do you want?
2. have you ever had a kidney stone?
3. how many dates before you put out?
4. what would you do if...
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whiskeyfightpit:
1) Merzbow box set. Throbbing Gristle box set. Nick Cave DVD. Mr. Show season 2 DVD. Ben Stiller Show DVD. Blank CD-Rs and minidisks. whiskey. steaks.

2) nope. doesn't sound that appealing either. Although I could get out of work with one of those.

3) I'll put out on the first date. Most dudes are like this I believe. Was this question more directed to the ladies?

4) Sounds pretty groovy unless they got some kind of leper sores on they woman parts.
schleprock:
Yep, Batz Maru kicks butt. It's a shame that sanrio retired him. I think Hello Kitty was just jealous of all the attention that he was getting.
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oh so tired.

tired of everything
i wanna change
i am scared to change

questions

1. if you could have elective surgery to improve your looks would you?

2. what do you prefer in a lover? look wise

3. do you like CSI or CSI Miami better?

1. yep
2. anything , as long as they are a good person.
3. csi, warrick brown is...
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dumpling:
Oh my god -are you kidding? You are the cutest, I'm so happy that you are my friend.
meow!
helm:
1)I might not always like the way I look but the idea of surgery for appearance is beyond me.

2)My wife. A beautiful black woman who is as smart and overly witty as me. And as modest.

3)24. Seriously, I'm not a big CSI fan.
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so i read and studied all week long, had my danish test today and did ok...i think..keep your fingers crossed.

however, now im sick..or something. i feel like i need to puke. have a horrible headache....just took a 5 hour nap.

everything that i smell makes me want to puke. everything..grapefruit, rice, cous cous.

frown what the hell is wrong???

now..question time.

lets begin by suspending...
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deadish:
Thanks sweetie you do speak wise words smile house mates are a pain but it will be over soon...

1.hmmm...Tori, short for my middle name Victoria
2. Nachos!!!! love
3.I liked the cheeky pic!

hope your test result comes out well! kiss
helm:
1)Cynic

2)I'm big on Cashew Chicken with Egg-Drop soup. Also, those big ass steak burritos from Taco Bell. They're damn good.

3)your current pic is cool, but Josh had some good ideas...