new pics in "my pics," including one titled HATS ARE RAD which is much less exciting than advertised.
also, however, is part of a lost set that i shot when i was going through a major grunge brush phase in Photoshop, and hence everything looks like the littlest Chimbley Sweep. I put in about 5 or so, and if you guys like 'em, i'll upload...
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also, however, is part of a lost set that i shot when i was going through a major grunge brush phase in Photoshop, and hence everything looks like the littlest Chimbley Sweep. I put in about 5 or so, and if you guys like 'em, i'll upload...
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captainspaulding:
bracket:
u r too cute for words.... 
http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/p4.jpg
everyone needs at least one picture of themselves with a pair of underwear on their head and a bemused expression after a night on the town!!
time to go take some advil.
everyone needs at least one picture of themselves with a pair of underwear on their head and a bemused expression after a night on the town!!
time to go take some advil.
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uncognitive:
Does it have to be my underwear, or can I borrow a pair?
Mmm...bemused.
Yes, I am this random. Nyah and huzzah.
Mmm...bemused.
Yes, I am this random. Nyah and huzzah.
estrada:
Underwear keeps the bugs out of my hair.
AN EMAIL EXCHANGE:
(or, "asking nicely for apartment references using keywords and such")
siv 12:09 PM:
yo yo guys,
(meaning seth and dave)
so, even though i'm unemployed, i found an apartment today in northhampton!!! you will have to come visit, it is super neato, with lofts and ladders and skylights. i am thinking of putting in a giant pole, as well.
But in order...
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(or, "asking nicely for apartment references using keywords and such")
siv 12:09 PM:
yo yo guys,
(meaning seth and dave)
so, even though i'm unemployed, i found an apartment today in northhampton!!! you will have to come visit, it is super neato, with lofts and ladders and skylights. i am thinking of putting in a giant pole, as well.
But in order...
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estrada:
Congratulations on the loft, and let's hope the job market starts to look up so we won't have to remain a part of the immense debt club.
ureekbadly:
I just saw the comment you had left in my SG journal about my nose piercing 
It seems EVERYONE knows me from LiveJournal. I get around, I guess
Nice set, btw!
It seems EVERYONE knows me from LiveJournal. I get around, I guess
Nice set, btw!
DIRRRTY DEEEEDS,
DONE DIRT CHEAP!
the matrix completely ripped off of "Dark City" (1998 flick with Rufus Sewell and a pre-Atkins Jennifer Connelly). I encourage you all to watch it on DVD and provide helpful commentary like "HEY!!! MATRIX DID IT!!" and "HEY!!! MATRI--" and so on.
i spent a lotalotalot of time on the site today, including the fastest chatroom this side of the...
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DONE DIRT CHEAP!
the matrix completely ripped off of "Dark City" (1998 flick with Rufus Sewell and a pre-Atkins Jennifer Connelly). I encourage you all to watch it on DVD and provide helpful commentary like "HEY!!! MATRIX DID IT!!" and "HEY!!! MATRI--" and so on.
i spent a lotalotalot of time on the site today, including the fastest chatroom this side of the...
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seth0067:
My god, where in Maryland??? Rockville here. As to the folks. Don't do it. YOU CAN NOT GO HOME AGAIN. It is the truth. I did it for 9 months after the third coillege year and it was all hell.
Dark City was interesting yes. I remember it being pretty seriously flawed though. Maybe I need to watch it again.
Have you seen "Withnail and I"?
Dark City was interesting yes. I remember it being pretty seriously flawed though. Maybe I need to watch it again.
Have you seen "Withnail and I"?
gigondas:
have to go and check out dark city again..is eihter really that original?? ever read the invisibles??one could argue that the ideas have really always been with us...only the enlightened really see reality..isn't that like socratic or platonic..staring at the cave wall was how it was put i believe. there are only so many stories to tell....it's all about how you tell them..umm, amyway...
"red"
"red"
heh, i'm getting totally hosed on/by the newest incarnation of nonuglies (the famous bitchy livejournal community). their new name is "the_exalted." i live to amuse, so i thought i'd have a good laugh and post. my favorite comment so far has been "silly faces on you make the baby jesus cry." i mean, thank GAWD i didn't show them my motoguzi. 
my entry:
(in all...
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my entry:
(in all...
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rozehead:
don't feel rejected...i'll never tyre of you.
-rozehead
-rozehead
uncognitive:
Any community of anyone anywhere who don't think you're super cute are absolute fucking morons.
See, you always have your SG fan club to boost your ego back up! Yay internet stalkers!
See, you always have your SG fan club to boost your ego back up! Yay internet stalkers!
HURRR
from when i was a 'serious journalist":
one of the perks of being editor-in-chief meant that whenever a comic artist fell through, we got (were forced to) supply a replacement comic. my friend Seth had a caricature of himself and his camp friends, which i quickly adapted as my comic material. everyday: a new adventure. no explanation was ever given. i reeeeally wanted some...
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from when i was a 'serious journalist":
one of the perks of being editor-in-chief meant that whenever a comic artist fell through, we got (were forced to) supply a replacement comic. my friend Seth had a caricature of himself and his camp friends, which i quickly adapted as my comic material. everyday: a new adventure. no explanation was ever given. i reeeeally wanted some...
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siv:
quit smokin?
uncognitive:
Your journal replies just keep getting more surreal.
In a good way, though.
And I'm expecting my "Siv Fan Club" membership card in the mail for hyping your candid pics. Hopefully it won't be one of those "please stay 500 feet away at all times or risk being tasered" kinda fan club membership cards, but hey, dare to dream.
And remind me not to ride on a motorscooter with you...well, unless we're aiming for pedestrians!
In a good way, though.
And I'm expecting my "Siv Fan Club" membership card in the mail for hyping your candid pics. Hopefully it won't be one of those "please stay 500 feet away at all times or risk being tasered" kinda fan club membership cards, but hey, dare to dream.
And remind me not to ride on a motorscooter with you...well, unless we're aiming for pedestrians!
i just realized that many of my sg friends might not, in fact, know that i am a card-carrying member of the teeth club. i don't have many smiling pics. but here's one just in case you worried i had to have my bran mash chewed for me a la "baby wants more sauce."
http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/smile.jpg
ranh! !!!
edit: my hair is wet, which is why...
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http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/smile.jpg
ranh! !!!
edit: my hair is wet, which is why...
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godzuki:
is that a new tat on your chest?
monovox:
I had a hard time telling because of the fact that your photos aren't in sequence, but I just realized that your collarbone tats aren't digital overlays. I loved them when I thought that you were adding them digitally... that they are real- simply gorgous!
sometimes i wish i were a pretty girl
so i could look at myself in the show-ahhhhh...
ya gotta love robyn hitchcock for using the subjunctive correckt-ly.
i'm thinking of buying a hedgehog. they are tiny. they apparently feel like a bristleybrush, will eat the stray spiders that cause me great fear, and curl up into a ball reminiscent of duckpins.
i have to pee...
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so i could look at myself in the show-ahhhhh...
ya gotta love robyn hitchcock for using the subjunctive correckt-ly.
i'm thinking of buying a hedgehog. they are tiny. they apparently feel like a bristleybrush, will eat the stray spiders that cause me great fear, and curl up into a ball reminiscent of duckpins.
i have to pee...
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estrada:
My grammar skills end at just knowing how to pronounce gerund.
The job market scares me. I hope I made the grade this year, if not, then I um, get to look for a job without a JD to show for 2/3rds of a edumahkshun.
The job market scares me. I hope I made the grade this year, if not, then I um, get to look for a job without a JD to show for 2/3rds of a edumahkshun.
user092840:
Wish you were a pretty girl?! HA HA HA...
I sure hope you were kidding...
MOST.BEAUTIFUL.GIRL.EVER
I sure hope you were kidding...
MOST.BEAUTIFUL.GIRL.EVER
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desidia:
I do cut my own hiar after all...
fenris23:
I like the pics, especially the third one.
thanks for all your supportive comments guys! i will just say that, as Truman Capote once said, beer is the ultimate social lubricant...hehe. things are better. i'll write more in a bit, but i need to go buy some hot muffin action to soak up some of this pot o' coffee goodness...
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minimalism:
Please overcome your shyness and come out to Boston and party with us. We don't bite. Too hard. Bring some of those other wacky Providence folks with you too!!!
thursday:
hot muffin action.
so.... dirty....
so.... dirty....
ahhhh. i understand! well then! mes pics have been re-done. i think most of them are new, so feel free to take a gander. weeeeets.
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evillyn:
love the pics!
tofubot:
i think i make that face in every set i've done for one reason or another... i'd liek to stop, but the face owns my soul
errrrr...
why did all my pics get erased???
*confuddled siv*
why did all my pics get erased???
*confuddled siv*
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mermm:
mee too, i made a space man with a rocket boster on his back for my profile pic and it wont show up???
user092840:
First new candid = incredibly fucking beautiful.