it's 3am. we're both restless. what to do? get in the car and drive around aimlessly, of course!
bye!
bye!
coming home yesterday from the lower haight, i walked by two homeless men, shopping carts full of stolen recyclables, huddled, speaking in confidence. as usual, i eavesdropped.
the first snippet of conversation i heard: "... the formula is for the extraction of nitrogen from soil ...". the second snippet of conversation i heard: "... for the combustible material ...".
so i'm stocking up on bottled...
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the first snippet of conversation i heard: "... the formula is for the extraction of nitrogen from soil ...". the second snippet of conversation i heard: "... for the combustible material ...".
so i'm stocking up on bottled...
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lil_tuffy:
You'd have to go through a lot of dirt to get enough nitrogen to do anything combustible with.
dia:
You're so fucked, I'm so going to haul your ass around Disneyland and make you love it 
in the news today. oh god, so awful. i'm too shocked and upset to add any commentary. i just can't believe that anyone would do this, or find it funny.
http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/07/16/burned.kitten.ap/
"A society can be judged by the way it treats its animals."
- Mahatma Gandhi
http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/07/16/burned.kitten.ap/
"A society can be judged by the way it treats its animals."
- Mahatma Gandhi
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olivia:
thanks for being cuddly with me
joyrider:
how horrible. i don't know what to say. my species is confusing.
how to eat a mango (in high heels).
it all begins with a moment of humid desire: ripeness of the flesh, and a slow trickle of wetness that coats the outer skin.
the best mangos come from hot places. the best mangos are small, and sweet. under no circumstances should a mango be larger than your fist. choose a mango that is orange, soft to...
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it all begins with a moment of humid desire: ripeness of the flesh, and a slow trickle of wetness that coats the outer skin.
the best mangos come from hot places. the best mangos are small, and sweet. under no circumstances should a mango be larger than your fist. choose a mango that is orange, soft to...
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jamy:
treat O right...... oh.... and personally for me.... it's peaches.... mangos just dont cut it..... think of the crease that runs down the side of a peach.... think of the colour, texture and taste..... there really is no comparison....
peaches man, peaches
peaches man, peaches
quirky:
This blog is still the hottest one on SG.
here's a plug for myself!
i just launched my new site: http://steve.org/
steve.org is the serialized mini-drama of four lovable animals and their crazy misadventures in an unforgiving world. please check back often for new issues as they're written!
i just launched my new site: http://steve.org/
steve.org is the serialized mini-drama of four lovable animals and their crazy misadventures in an unforgiving world. please check back often for new issues as they're written!
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gimmesatisfaction:
I read the stories. When will you post more? I liked them very much, especially the frog one and the snail one.
I liked the frog one because it made me think about the things we do, how naive we can be about the consequences that our actions, or our EXISTENCE even, has on the world around us. Not a bad thing, necessarily, but a bad thing if we don't at least acknowledge the cycles of life. How that works, and how we're inextricably a part of that.
The snail one, I thought that was another perspective of the same questions you posed in the frog one, the idea that to this man, stopping to scrape the dead snail off his shoe is just another annoyance in what is presumably already a very annoying life. And yeah, snails die or whatever, this is just the reality of life, but to go through life without ever pausing to think about the consequences of inhabiting earth with other creatures, or to view this just as JUNK on the bottom of your shoe, not something formerly alive, or something that will return to the soil, is just such an oppressively human thing to do.
Yeah. That's what I thought.
The piggu one I didn't understand as well, even though I really liked the writing style throughout. I didn't get why he was such a popular pig. Why people visited him and stuff.
I liked the frog one because it made me think about the things we do, how naive we can be about the consequences that our actions, or our EXISTENCE even, has on the world around us. Not a bad thing, necessarily, but a bad thing if we don't at least acknowledge the cycles of life. How that works, and how we're inextricably a part of that.
The snail one, I thought that was another perspective of the same questions you posed in the frog one, the idea that to this man, stopping to scrape the dead snail off his shoe is just another annoyance in what is presumably already a very annoying life. And yeah, snails die or whatever, this is just the reality of life, but to go through life without ever pausing to think about the consequences of inhabiting earth with other creatures, or to view this just as JUNK on the bottom of your shoe, not something formerly alive, or something that will return to the soil, is just such an oppressively human thing to do.
Yeah. That's what I thought.
The piggu one I didn't understand as well, even though I really liked the writing style throughout. I didn't get why he was such a popular pig. Why people visited him and stuff.
s5:
glad you liked the stories. 
i want to post them more or less weekly, though in reality, it will probably be more erratic than that. i think the themes you suggested are good, though there is probably no reason that the pig is so popular. he is, after all, just a nasty old pig.
i want to post them more or less weekly, though in reality, it will probably be more erratic than that. i think the themes you suggested are good, though there is probably no reason that the pig is so popular. he is, after all, just a nasty old pig.(nothing new to write today, so here's a repost of something i wrote somewhere else - part of a "finish the story" story.)
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alexandra pressed snooze for the final time. she brushed away the cigarette ashes from the sheets and the remains of a fucked up dream from the corners of her eyes. she coughed four times and scratched herself.
a neat pile of...
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alexandra pressed snooze for the final time. she brushed away the cigarette ashes from the sheets and the remains of a fucked up dream from the corners of her eyes. she coughed four times and scratched herself.
a neat pile of...
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gimmesatisfaction:
Do we get more? I'm curious about this alexandra, and this shady macy character. And what's George got to do with all this? Anyhowzie, I'm intrigued.
there's a sty in my eye.
i'm afraid it will swell,
and swell and swell
it itches like hell.
the sty would swell so large
it would hatch!
and explode with bunnies
and kittens and rainbows,
and other things not so nice,
like barbed wire and bramble
and dry ice.
so before it should hatch
i shall don an eye patch,
and stomp around, ill-tempered...
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i'm afraid it will swell,
and swell and swell
it itches like hell.
the sty would swell so large
it would hatch!
and explode with bunnies
and kittens and rainbows,
and other things not so nice,
like barbed wire and bramble
and dry ice.
so before it should hatch
i shall don an eye patch,
and stomp around, ill-tempered...
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gimmesatisfaction:
Fabulous poem. You're a rare talent.
a35mmlife:
just don't ask anyone to walk your plank...
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he he...rated arrrrgh...he he...ive heard that like fifty times and each and every time i have to laugh....arrrrrgh...he he
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he he...rated arrrrgh...he he...ive heard that like fifty times and each and every time i have to laugh....arrrrrgh...he he
the vikings: reckless pirates, or gregarious sailors of the high seas?
http://www.vagabondage.com/17thanddolores/
earlier tonight, 4 blocks away from our house, two police cars flipped over after a high speed chase. i wasn't there to witness the accident, but my friend jim took photos.
here is the conversation we had on chat:
[jim] two police cars hit each other in the middle of a high speed
[jim] chase
[s5] crikey, that's my neighborhood
[s5] very upsetting
[s5]...
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earlier tonight, 4 blocks away from our house, two police cars flipped over after a high speed chase. i wasn't there to witness the accident, but my friend jim took photos.
here is the conversation we had on chat:
[jim] two police cars hit each other in the middle of a high speed
[jim] chase
[s5] crikey, that's my neighborhood
[s5] very upsetting
[s5]...
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stray_bullet:
MUTTLEY!!!
googused:
Dude! I used to love getting air on the Delores St. hills! Best place in the city for stunt driving
today i woke up from a strange dream. O and i, and a few of our friends, planned to fly to bangkok from siberia. we had to drive to siberia from san francisco. this was a good idea because the flights were cheaper. i remember very little about the drive except for the snow, the endless snow.
we boarded the airplane: an aeroflot flight. (aeroflot...
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we boarded the airplane: an aeroflot flight. (aeroflot...
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replicant:
how often do aeroflot flights end up in spins? I've been on several aeroflot flights myself (jeez, at least 6 of those landed in Moscow), and while I wouldn't say that it's a luxurious airline, I never felt anymore unsafe than in any other airplane.
i hate adam sandler so much.
i want to tear off his head, drag it by the lip through a bed of glowing hot coals, then i want to reattach his head (backwards) and push it down through his body and out his ass. then, i want to dislocate his arms and legs all the way around and put shoes on his hands, then reanimate...
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i want to tear off his head, drag it by the lip through a bed of glowing hot coals, then i want to reattach his head (backwards) and push it down through his body and out his ass. then, i want to dislocate his arms and legs all the way around and put shoes on his hands, then reanimate...
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olivia:
oh honey. you're just so violent. that's why i love you.
pain is there to remind us that we're alive, living human bodies with soft squishy parts and fluids that sometimes slosh around in the wrong way, and tubes that carry bottled messages from one end of the maze to other. here is an example of such a message:
"hello, stomach lining, this is the nose. right now i smell something really yummy. you should be...
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"hello, stomach lining, this is the nose. right now i smell something really yummy. you should be...
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