Guess what?
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obd:
I will see you there.
jerawyn:
That's so great! Made my day 
According to my mother...
poor black people do not deserve a library because they won't take care of the books.
I have never felt so ashamed and embarrassed to be her daughter. This trip is only making me resent my family more and more. Another day another chance for them to offend another person. Yippee.
poor black people do not deserve a library because they won't take care of the books.
I have never felt so ashamed and embarrassed to be her daughter. This trip is only making me resent my family more and more. Another day another chance for them to offend another person. Yippee.
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zgrat:
aw i hope the whole trip isn't like that 
breezey:
Yup, your family reminds me alot of my family. Lets just put it this way, my mother was very excited for her mother to go and visit during December (Grandma got there day after Thanksgiving) and after 3 days she was telling me how much Grandma was driving her crazy!
On a side note, got to hang out with the hubby on Saturday. It is always nice to be with people that are the same size as you.
On a side note, got to hang out with the hubby on Saturday. It is always nice to be with people that are the same size as you.
Chapter 2: A mother's cry
My mother left us when I was just a baby. My father told me never to harbor any ill-will against her because she did what was best, and one day I would understand. Today would be that day.
"When did I become a vampire? I don't remember it happening." I looked up at Allister who was stroking my hair and...
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My mother left us when I was just a baby. My father told me never to harbor any ill-will against her because she did what was best, and one day I would understand. Today would be that day.
"When did I become a vampire? I don't remember it happening." I looked up at Allister who was stroking my hair and...
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toothpickmoe:
I almost want this to be a script for a comic. Damn, if I could only draw!
toothpickmoe:
Good to see we're on somewhat of the same page then. 
Chapter 1: The test
I pushed on the door but it didn't move. I felt a little foolish and read the sign on the door that suggested I "pull" the door in order to open it. I shook my head and chuckled a little at myself. Then I pulled. Nothing. I shook the door again but it is clearly locked. The buzzing neon sign in...
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I pushed on the door but it didn't move. I felt a little foolish and read the sign on the door that suggested I "pull" the door in order to open it. I shook my head and chuckled a little at myself. Then I pulled. Nothing. I shook the door again but it is clearly locked. The buzzing neon sign in...
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toothpickmoe:
Well done. Keep 'em coming.
jtiberius:
Philip K. Dick meets Richard Matheson meets Cameron Crowe...
I will see you all when I get back from my trip around May 22.
I need a little alone time to sort things out. So, I'm taking these 2 weeks before I meet up with my mom and gma to do so. A vow of silence of sorts..I suppose. I just realized this past weekend that I don't like the person that I am...
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I need a little alone time to sort things out. So, I'm taking these 2 weeks before I meet up with my mom and gma to do so. A vow of silence of sorts..I suppose. I just realized this past weekend that I don't like the person that I am...
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toothpickmoe:
Thank you.
garagedelfuego:
Yes Mam, right away Mam!
It could be that I'm really tired and being that it's 3:50am when I am starting to write this fully supports my excuse but I have to say right now that I fucking love my friends. I am so excited for this weekend because somehow all of my good friends are all getting together in one place. Or at the very least I will see...
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jerawyn:
I wanted to tell you you're a fabulous hostess and you throw a smashing party. Thanks for having me.
cineman:
You throw a lovely shindig, milady. Many many thanks as always for your generous hospitality and warmth. Cheers!
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xalicex:
hey where did u get that picture of me from?
toxicboy:
I'M not going either, there should be a Screw Prom Party 
PS, HEY! I though you loved Deadwood? Why isn't it in your top 10? The reason I know this is because Ive bought seasons 1 and 2 on DVD and its one of my favorite shows ever! I remember you and Nonsense loving it and saying its better then Spaghetti Westerns (blasphemy!)
PS, HEY! I though you loved Deadwood? Why isn't it in your top 10? The reason I know this is because Ive bought seasons 1 and 2 on DVD and its one of my favorite shows ever! I remember you and Nonsense loving it and saying its better then Spaghetti Westerns (blasphemy!)
It has come to my attention that I am the queen of bad timing..
My mom and gma go on a road trip every other year for about a month. I have their trip plans and could easily go with them. Even my husband thinks that it will be a great trip and aidan would have a blast. Plus my mom and gma don't get...
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My mom and gma go on a road trip every other year for about a month. I have their trip plans and could easily go with them. Even my husband thinks that it will be a great trip and aidan would have a blast. Plus my mom and gma don't get...
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morningstar:
Its simple, Bring mom and gma to prom with you.
toothpickmoe:
Send the kid to prom as a representative.
I'm out on the street in my alice in wonderland costume. There are other people walking around in costume as well. We are all headed to a party...
Shal comes up to me and asks me if I heard about the serial killer in hollywood..
As she is telling me about his first victim I am actually picturing it happening...
The man who is short,...
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Shal comes up to me and asks me if I heard about the serial killer in hollywood..
As she is telling me about his first victim I am actually picturing it happening...
The man who is short,...
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sexybeast:
HA! Party at my place... It's too small. I use to have parties pretty often, but not anymore. We might have small movie nights or something like that in the future.
cedar:
how were we not friends?? 
:sobbing in pajamas while eating a whole box of tagalongs:
What do you mean there's no emoticon for that?
BOO!
I actually got down to 120 too. I haven't been back to that weight in so long. HAVE ANOTHER COOKIE CHRISTIE!
What do you mean there's no emoticon for that?
BOO!
I actually got down to 120 too. I haven't been back to that weight in so long. HAVE ANOTHER COOKIE CHRISTIE!
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gangstaswan:
Oh noes.
breezey:
Don't loose too much, you'll blow away!
Tegan Quinn is going to be in my house this weekend! Why am I the luckiest girl in the world?
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toxicboy:
Ha! Actually its not Larissa...but I'm sure she'd be jealous too
morningstar:
Hate you.
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zgrat:
oh wow, what was going on in your neighborhood? 
kamikaze_kid:
awesome peter griffin pic you posted on jujubee..... makes you wonder
um... wtf did you do to get cops in full riot gear?
um... wtf did you do to get cops in full riot gear?