roxymonoxcide

A few of you already know what happened yesterday but for those of you who are not on my FB friends list...

I was walking up to my house with groceries. Across the street, a gardener was mowing my neighbor's lawn. Suddenly there was a very loud noise right in front of me. It echoed in the house. I couldn't tell what it was at...
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I hate those moments when you realized you fucked up. I know I can't be amazing and perfect all the time but it feels like lately I have been fucking up a lot.

Today a guy with no kids, no real responsibilities outside of work told me that I have "a lot of free time." I ran around all day today getting everything that I possibly could done and at the same time take care of the kids. This same guy was supposed to email me some information. I had to remind him. He emailed me with "sorry,...
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No Shampoo Method: Week 2
Today was super hot so I feel like my scalp is kinda gross. I'm going to rise my hair tonight and see if I can't get some of the oils distributed to my ends. Otherwise it's going great. My hair already feels healthier. It's softer and less frizzy. It's not too shiny which is surprising to me. We shall see...
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My baby is very lucky that he is cute. I would have smothered him with a pillow a long time ago.

I always thought I wanted to have a daughter of my own. But after being around 6,000+ girls (ages 10-20) for the whole weekend. I can confidently say that I am perfectly happy with two boys. I also never gave much merit to the whole "girls' periods sync up." Apparently this is freaking fact. I had my period less than two weeks ago and after...
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I am on the couch right now ready to cry because I can't fucking sleep anywhere in my own goddamned house! My room: snoring husband, kids room: uncomfortable bed and a baby that tosses and turns too much, the couch: a roommate who stays in bed all day (except when he's fucking some girl during the middle of the day so loudly that I have...
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Fuck I feel old. Having a migraine isn't helping much. Seriously need to take better care of myself. I literally do nothing in the way of exercise and eating healthy. I may look "fit" but i'm far from it. Skinny doesn't mean healthy.

One word to describe today..
OUCHIE!
Bruising and marks. And one hell of a headache.

My brother is an arrogant asshole who can't take responsibility for his actions. Also a creeper. That is all.

I asked my kid what God looks like. He pretty much described Chuck Norris. Complete with Mustache, gun and being a master at karate. Chuck Norris is his God. I've raised him well.

I feel so overwhelmed when I go back home. I still have a few weeks but I can't help but feel utterly unprepared for the trip. There is always too many people to see and not enough time to see them all.