Bring me a girl! NOW!
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desdmonia:
hi!
sharona1881:
hmmmm *contemplates taking the train to va* 
I'm having one of those scared moments.
tex13:
Whats the matter?
crim:
I've been having those moments for 2 months now! TELL CRIM WHAT WRONG.
The dealership is holding my car hostage... for they are evil and smelly.
Tomorrow is my son's birthday. He will be 8. He's pretty awesome for an under-aged, short person.
Here's a little poem he wrote about being born:
Tomorrow is my son's birthday. He will be 8. He's pretty awesome for an under-aged, short person.
Here's a little poem he wrote about being born:
When I was a baby I was in your stomach
I was right there inside of your belly
And who was inside of my belly?
No...
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tex13:
You have to watch those car dealerships nothing but crooks, except for me I'm the rare nice guy in that business. Hope the birthday went well, in that first baby picture he looks like he has a mohawk too.
dudewtf:
Sounds like a talented kiddo. Happy belated birthday to him.
My car died.
I hate you so much, Universe.
RAGE!
I hate you so much, Universe.
RAGE!
pkybear:
Sorry to hear. Been there and I hope never to be again.
My bosom aches.
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zarth:
That's what my father taught me, alright. Which is why I can't pay rent.
tex13:
I'm sure you will manage most mornings in the house, congratulations.
It's something along the lines of... the Holidays.
Just doesn't feel like that this year, though.
Just doesn't feel like that this year, though.
beaky:
I know what you mean entirely too much
It's hot.
user573925:
and a sticky
Thank goodness Friday is here.
I needed that.
I needed that.
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user573925:
ahhh yes
and HI
and HI
crim:
I was worried for a minute, little miss anonymous.
I need some suggestions on how to make a little extra cash this summer.
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***Update***
I just finished reading Mary Roach's Spook, and I must say that I am extremely dissappointed. I feel like this woman spent a weekend in a library compiling random facts about afterlife research, had a few cups of coffee, and then sat down to write a fun book...
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***Update***
I just finished reading Mary Roach's Spook, and I must say that I am extremely dissappointed. I feel like this woman spent a weekend in a library compiling random facts about afterlife research, had a few cups of coffee, and then sat down to write a fun book...
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argonautgod:
Looks like I picked the wrong day to listen to Doug Stanhope.
He went on a rant about how many different ways people (specifically the college lot in the army) can make money. His words were utter filth but rather rib-tickling and brain-slanting hence there shall be no advice coming from me.
Damaging...
Wait! Taxi-driving!
Hah, I knew I'd think of a scheme that didn't involve bodily functions or fluids.
He went on a rant about how many different ways people (specifically the college lot in the army) can make money. His words were utter filth but rather rib-tickling and brain-slanting hence there shall be no advice coming from me.
Damaging...
Wait! Taxi-driving!
Hah, I knew I'd think of a scheme that didn't involve bodily functions or fluids.
trixxx:
sell green 
My son wrote this for me when he was four:
Mama
by Kent
One Mama.
You are beautiful,
And I kiss you,
And I love you,
And miss you.
We go home with our moms and dads,
And you can stay with them.
Now it's bed time,
And you can go to sleep.
Happy Mother's Day!
Mama
by Kent
One Mama.
You are beautiful,
And I kiss you,
And I love you,
And miss you.
We go home with our moms and dads,
And you can stay with them.
Now it's bed time,
And you can go to sleep.
Happy Mother's Day!
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goodpoltergeist:
awww that's adorable!
wow.
Well, I'm stopping by to say goodbye!
Take care and do battle with the hair eating robots!
See you again in two months!!!
wow.
Well, I'm stopping by to say goodbye!
Take care and do battle with the hair eating robots!
See you again in two months!!!
trixxx:
aww thats awesome, my son drew me a card this weekend and when I asked what all the yellow was he said it was " "lectricity"? hmm , cute anyway...
It's warm and still.
Like my fucking heart.
Like my fucking heart.
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zetamale:
What other qualities does it share with your other organs?
argonautgod:
Damned fine eyes you got there. Damned fine eyes. Well done.
The blood... oh the blood.
Never... ever... break quarantine.
Never... ever... break quarantine.
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piracy:
thats like splitting up when you're hunting aliens.
totally dead, every time.
totally dead, every time.
zetamale:
I know, but he's gone now. Blue-haired imaginary boyfriend will be back one day. But first will come green-haired imaginary boyfriend, purple-haired imaginary boyfriend, maybe pink-haired imaginary boyfriend. Really, imaginary boyfriends with hair of all colors of the rainbow that will keep me unemployable.