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RAMH 2.0
(a.k.a. Mrs. David Maxwell Flournoy- that's right, bitches! I got hitched!!!!!)


The wedding happened to us more than we or I made it happen. Invisible forces enlisted armies of friends and family to conquer the daunting task of getting Max and myself properly hitched.

We were married in our little country church which was filled with candlelight and magnolia and just the right...
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mrstitches:
Congratulations.
user573925:
yes the grits are heavenous (yeah i just made that word up)
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Fuck the police.

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chris_sick:
Why, neighborhood in I live in I apparently get the golden pass because of my skin tone, they're far too busy stopping random black kids and searching them because they're doing really shady shit like standing in front of their house or on their porch.

Which, in all fairness, did make it easier when I walked a half block north to score some of Mexican's fine black tar off a kindly old man on a bike.
nocontrol:
I think that's supposed to be "fuck tha police".
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mrstitches:
You know, there's a simple solution to that. Stop being a (red headed) stranger, jerk-ass. kiss
mrstitches:
Alright, lazy I get. And approve of, for the most part.
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Lord, help me. Playing WoW again.
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crim:
Antonidas! Come say hi some time! On horde side! More exclamation! I'm either on Niand, Ellea, or Selaria! Oh boy!
nocontrol:
I dunno. I have an uncanny sense of bad timing. What can I say?

(Also, I know that guy above me is speaking English, so why can't I understand any of it??)
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Some bitch hit my car from behind then ran off while I was on my way home from work.

Fucking cunt.
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trixxx:
sorry about that, I was in a hurry....

kiddin' that bites..

our van (its all ghetto and rusty so we obviously do not have money and there was three carseats in it) got all the windows smashed out a few weeks back...good times eh? they didn't even take the cd's , money or tools
zetamale:
Well, fuck.
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Thank you for the monkey madness. It was truly an unforgettably SG journal event!

nocontrol:
Hi!
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The DMV sucked the life out of me this morning.

Fuckers.
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pkybear:
Yes the DMV sucks completely. I even heard that they are going to start charging more if you come into the DMV. They are trying to get people to start using the online service.
strndniowa:
DMV sucks...how can you have to go through so much to get a little piece of plastic that says that you can drive-when apparently one step towards getting a license is to get a lobotomy...maybe the next step to killing the few brain cells you have that still work is THE LINE...and the next line, and the crappy picture....and the line to see the crappy picture...well at least if it keeps up, it may reach critical mass...see "Black Hole"
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It's storming. In the new house. Scared.

I desperately want to sleep in his bedroom. The rain's so loud.

And the Direct TV is out.

luxdeadfrog:
Really missing you girl, come back to silliness soon, please. kiss
pkybear:
We lost power during that storm.
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Monster trucks are pretty awesome.

We went to see a show this evening. It was loud and smelly... and there were cute little remote control cars! They were SOOOO adorable.

I want one.

I used to have RC cars when I was a wee lass. I'd make courses for them in the driveway out of rocks and raked leaves and such.

Maybe The Man Who...
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user573925:
Sweeet! I was there too!

And I got a waive from the Capitan's Curse driver at the end of the show cause I tipped my Budweiser to him!!
scrap:
Wow - I haven't seen Monster Trucks since I was 20.
The Monster trucks don't get much attention here in the Boston area anymore.
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The boy had the shits today so I worked on packing the apartment.

I move on March 1. I'm entering the excited/stressed phase. It will be very nice to slip into a domestic pattern, lose my identity for a bit, then be reborn as a far different version of myself.
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skeeve:
Alliteration!
Awesome!
jtemperance:
The writer implies; the reader infers.... tongue

Seriously, though, the very best to you guys.
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It was a hose! Thank goodness.

I still strongly dislike my car, however. It is stupid and it has now cost me over 1300.00 in repairs.

Super Man and Super Man's father fixed it for me yesterday.

I need a drink... and a soft girl to cuddle/ravish.
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pkybear:
What the hell! You could get a beater car for that price. It might even have less problems. I know my old truck from a few years ago lasted me a good while. I drove that little guy into the ground.
ig_by:
yes, very awesome movie
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My car died. Again. This time it got all steamy and antifreeze sprayed all over my engine.

We think it's a hose.

We hope it's a hose.

My car is fucktarded, for sure.

I am currently accepting donations to the "Keep RAMH on the Road" fund.

If all my friends give a dollar, that will be like 80 cents!

FUCK!!!!! GRAAAAAAAAAR.

Oh, and i'm staying...
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desdmonia:
that sucks!

i am good, how are you???
desdmonia:
lol, i know.
a girl once asked my boyfriend if i would have a threesome with her (and this girl is really hot, is actually a sg on here now!) and i didnt want to. this was a long time ago, before i was into girls. she said, every girls has a little lesbian in them. and i was like, ew! but, now, i totally understand that! lol!