so on sunday my dad was leading his church (yeah. i came from a pastor's penis) and he suddenly doubled over on the altar. he excused himself to the "backstage" area. my mom knew something was wrong and went to check on him. she found him on his hands and knees, unable to breathe or stand. she rushed him to the hospital.
we all assumed...
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mizoo:
Hope everything is OKAY.
barely:
i was in serious mode until i read that last line. now i can't stop laughing inappropriately. apologies. (:
so yeah. sorry about my attitude lately. i think i'm on the verge of some dark landscape and it's been really affecting me. i know i've been rather lame.
chat has been kind of getting to me lately. it seems like all of the sudden a lot of the people i was close to have begun to pull away. people signing on less, people directing...
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chat has been kind of getting to me lately. it seems like all of the sudden a lot of the people i was close to have begun to pull away. people signing on less, people directing...
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tez:
I'm here bitch.
rexall:
majestic, i will miss you. and randall. i miss you. grad school is the bane of my existence.
dude.
what a boring, lonely night.
wtf. really.
what a boring, lonely night.
wtf. really.
cfq:
hmmm
sorry
i was busy flirting and talking to jefer
sorry
i was busy flirting and talking to jefer
carrotglaze:
i miss you tones.
to anyone who plays WoW, i frigging need spider silk.
yeah.
i'm THAT guy now.
yeah.
i'm THAT guy now.
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skullgrid:
you always WERE "that" guy. i pity the fact that you can no longer hide it from us, however 
cfq:
lol fucking work for it, like i did
blarg. i need to quit smoking.
tell me about successful and unsuccessful attempt to do the same. i need some inspiration.
tell me about successful and unsuccessful attempt to do the same. i need some inspiration.
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mizoo:
Your daughter will 1. think you're gross or 2. grow up to smoke.
mizoo:
RANDALLLL.
it's m'birthday.
woot.
yep.
woot.
yep.
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rexall:
happy mother fucking bday lover!
katesmash:
wow i am so late. 
happy birthday, randall. is gig better yet?
happy birthday, randall. is gig better yet?i got my green belt, which is antas pito, or rank seven.
for perspective, the ranks go, from lowest to highest:
yellow
yellow with a stripe
orange
orange with a stripe
red
red with a stripe
green
green with a stripe
brown
brown with a stripe
black
by my calculations, unless i fuck up or get injured or guro says otherwise, i should be a...
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for perspective, the ranks go, from lowest to highest:
yellow
yellow with a stripe
orange
orange with a stripe
red
red with a stripe
green
green with a stripe
brown
brown with a stripe
black
by my calculations, unless i fuck up or get injured or guro says otherwise, i should be a...
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austere:
after you get the black belt you should just aim to start your own school, then only let her date students who are mediocre or below.
thefreak:
-TM
-TM
so lets start at the beginning.
this morning i get up and realize i had left my iphone in the car over night. this has been known to happen. what usually isn't the case is that the car is unlocked. sure enough some motherfucker swiped it. NOTHING makes me angrier than when i make some bonehead move and cost my family money. this was a...
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this morning i get up and realize i had left my iphone in the car over night. this has been known to happen. what usually isn't the case is that the car is unlocked. sure enough some motherfucker swiped it. NOTHING makes me angrier than when i make some bonehead move and cost my family money. this was a...
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leib_:
When I was younger I would get lice a lot (they are really attracted to clean healthy hair, it runs in the family. the jew fro just helps them hide) it was impossible to get rid of them so I just started dying my hair. first with henna then it progressed they never came back. they can't stand coated hair.
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carrotglaze:
awwh dude! im so sorry to hear that! when the hell did you get an iphone?! last blog i rad you didnt have a cell phone lol.
I miss our chats. The BF is taking up most of my week days and im never on chat anymore. Maybe this weekend i will be.
Miss youuuuuu and cheer up my friend, sometimes life sucks but you have some good friends and family members (like your wife, buying you a new phone and all) in your life
xoxo
I miss our chats. The BF is taking up most of my week days and im never on chat anymore. Maybe this weekend i will be.
Miss youuuuuu and cheer up my friend, sometimes life sucks but you have some good friends and family members (like your wife, buying you a new phone and all) in your life
xoxo
just got back from testing. the entire test was three and a half hours, the first half an hour being a greuling work-out that had lots of sprinting and power-skipping. over all i think i did very well, though i did forget choke escape number three. then five minutes later i remember but was not allowed to go back and demonstrate it. most frustrating.
yeah,...
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yeah,...
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skullgrid:
time to practice the kung-fu on the wife and kid methinks
leib_:
<--- tis what muh face just did.
and thankss ♥
<--- tis what muh face just did.and thankss ♥
ahnhell:
LMAO what the hell.
I like it
*rocks out*
I like it
*rocks out*