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When am I going to stop being a teenage boy and start being a teenage man?

I've got an itch that won't go away. It's not one of those metaphorical itches. It's real.

Seriously, I'm itchy.

If you're the sort of person who has any interest in my life, you should take a look at my livejournal's last three entries.. I'm just saying...

So there's someone I really truly honestly completely love and cherish and I just sorta vowed to not talk to her again, or at least until I change signifigantly enough to make it so I can be a part of her life without causing problems for her (by preventing her from being the kind of person she wants to be).

The conversation I had with...
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I'll be so glad when this entire thing is over, and we never have to worry about elections ever again.

Ever.

I voted because I saw a post in Nixon's journal that told me to stop being on the internet and vote. Go her.

So Ed Wood is a weird ass movie, and I lack sexual acumen, and there is tons of alleged evidence that Bigfoot exists, and I feel guilty getting money without having to work for it, and this Oral B is less a toothbrush and more a tiny god of some sort, and I'd have more fun if I could get around my insecurities.

But it...
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It is much with the closeness to Halloween, jesh? JESH! A certain someone is kind enough to visit me for the weekend, and I am much appreciating it. Hopefully fun will be had. If no, I will lose all hope and col-lapse upon zee dee-irty floor.

I seriously need to rethink this "not going to class" thing.

I also need to stop biting my lip,...
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I had a dream where I was a member of the Red Sox and I cost us a game against the Cardinals. Then I failed to sexually please a woman with dry skin. Oh baby, why do I even bother waking up?

I got my certificate of voter registration in the mail.

It's good for one small sundae at the Dairy Queen.

But only on my birthday.

I'm kinda worried about how I haven't talked to my dad in like 2 months, but probably not as worried as I should be. Last time we talked he was saying he was planning on marrying a lady he met in Brazil who can't speak English. He also blamed my teenage hormonal imbalances for my unreasonable and rude attitude.

I'm gonna start dating eventually, right?...
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I was playing with a racquet ball and I threw it high and it hit the ceiling and it bounced back fast and I was watching it at the time so I was looking up and then it landed on my right eye and I was like, 'OOOOWwwwwww....."

I'm stupid like that.

Crumb is a good nickname, right? I think I might like that as...
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I was reckless with my Swedish Fish, and now I have none. NONE! Oh why do I take the things I love for granted?!

Uhmm.... I got a big Ultimate Spiderman hardcover book that has lots of issues in it. Not all of them, mind you, but a lot.

The pickle I was given was limper than I would've hoped. I like them crisp, damnit.