robsilver

the violin is so fucken EASY! i cant play two songs already and it isnt even in tune!

i can play the imperial death march and that song from close encounters. i rule!

I take it your space bar is shagged out? Free beer! even better, a beer tree, where you can just walk upto it and pluck off a ripe bottle of Fraoch or Hobgoblin 'scuse me I'm just off to spend the day thinking about beer trees

Good one on the job, any job is better than none and the pays not bad. Hope you get it!

hey dude; hows the job hunt. also: damn you for being so responsible about it all, youre putting me to shame!

ah yes, the virginity thing; no one else has commented on that. loves you. lets just say i tried to lose my virginity to a mate when i was 17 but it was so um, 'physiologically' below my expectations before and forever after that i maintained that i left the room a virgin a doctor would later agree with me when i went into graphic detail as to what i meant in the physical sense, so i always stuck to the story much to my next bloke's happiness. LOL.

anyway, hows the band?

so you're not gonna pop out friday then, not even for a quick drink?

hey sweetie. its good you're starting straight away. good luck tomorrow with all that.

p.s. i know what you mean, i could have learnt japanese as well in all the time i've spent perving over japanese people. when are you gonna come to a meet?

thank god for that

Is that your vagina... or is it something thats about to attack the enterprise??


it is that kind of atitude that makes women think the vulva is ugly and something to be ashamed of.

isnt it about time you stopped opressing us just because you dont see our genitals on display in all their layered beauty.

get your head out of the airbrushed pornos and start appreciating the real thing.

Nice to see you again, and get abuse off cap wearing chavos, oh the memories we collect in this life
In the film of my life, that will be the scene when you sprout a huge claw and slaughter the little bastards.

They don't make painkillers strong enough in this country, I have these ones that I had imported from the US and they make your whole body numb from 8 to 12 hours, it's kinda like being asleep with your eyes open.

Weekends, weekdays, it blurs into one blurry haze, and it ends up being a maze and we're the only ones would pays.

hey, i have been asking round for someone to teach me the guitar in exchange for JD and vicky said you might wanna help me.

cos i have a passion, but im cursed with slow fat fingers and a gammy air guitar leg that plays up in the bad weather.

anyway, im going to be monving to london in july and would like to set up some sort of, you know, thing, with someone.

how about it?
and if not you, you know anyone else?

dude. big kiss. leigh bowery. oh yes. hmmmmm.

i talked to your girli last night alot, and it took me forever and a month to cotton on to the fact that yous guys are a couple! i am officially one of the stupidest people alive. someone give me an award. or a slap.

i really shouldnt be on here either so bye bye.

Bristol suxed And we all looked so pretty as well...

that's the funkest picture, I did find some quite disturbing pictures of you around jons house the other day though, they you and master criminal bob in them.

alright fella, how's the PA settling in ??