rhanarose

Hehehe. you're no battle axe. You're more of a CHAINSAW! hehehe. Just kidding. You know you kick supreme assage! Peace to you, hottie.

Either day is OK... Sunday probably better.

Tag!

Hey hun! How are you doing?

I hope that Chicago was fun for ya!

and i still owe you that drink

Noooooooooooooooooooooo...

I'd blame it on stupid people, but I've learned to ignore them several years ago. I don't know what my excuse is!

well.. im 29.. ill be 30 next month.. and im only 5 foot tall.. ive gained 22 pounds so far.. and im only 22 weeks .. i weighed myself and i think i lost two pounds since last week .. that doesnt seem right.. im still eating like a cow.. just walking...

Oh no hun! What happened? I hope you are alright!

You being good?


There's always room in my bed if you care to join me.

Hey, hope you had a good trip!

I'm a professor at a large university & I'm not super comfortable with any of my students finding me here, so I don't like to give out a ton of personal information (altho, obviously, there's plenty in my journal!). But I figure if I don't have current pic or a location, it makes it harder to find me at least. Plus, I don't really have a home town since I've never lived anywhere more than 7 years!

Tell your hubby Happy Birthday from me! Hope you guys had fun celebrating!

No idea where she went... I'm working on finding out.

I totally missed you at the holiday bash.

Talk to ya soon!

lol - tempting

I wonder which of us will blink first and visit the other?

I can do that

An elderly man finds he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies, "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned, it will not work again for another year."

The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123."

Suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie he has ever had, just as the medicine man had promised. His wife, who had been facing away from him,
turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"

Make sure you check your email before you go to bed.

oh my god, she's naked on a horse!

(I love your profile pic!!!)

and good job for turning your phone off...

Bah humbug. I usually go Thanksgiving caroling- you know you get very drunk- ring your neighbors doorbells sing "We wish you a Happy Thankgiving" or "Deck the halls with bowls of gravy..."

Maybe this will move your "holiday spirit":




And since when do you need inspiration to shop?