I met Debbie on the train today. Our relationship began when she thanked me for sitting next to her, then said, "So, you're married?"
"No."
She shows me a fake diamond ring she's wearing on her right ring finger. "You have a girlfriend?"
"No."
"Ohhhh . . . you gay?"
"No."
"Christian?"
"No."
"Catholic?"
"No."
"Then what are you?"
"Um . . . nothing, I...
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"No."
She shows me a fake diamond ring she's wearing on her right ring finger. "You have a girlfriend?"
"No."
"Ohhhh . . . you gay?"
"No."
"Christian?"
"No."
"Catholic?"
"No."
"Then what are you?"
"Um . . . nothing, I...
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TACOS WITHOUT BORDERS
TWB is an international organization that does the dirty work other humanitarian groups don't have the stomach for. We got to impoverished third world countries that only know tacos from history books and we put tacos and taco-related literature into their hands and/or mouths. We teach ordinary people (who are a lot like you!) how to make tacos themselves, and we try...
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TWB is an international organization that does the dirty work other humanitarian groups don't have the stomach for. We got to impoverished third world countries that only know tacos from history books and we put tacos and taco-related literature into their hands and/or mouths. We teach ordinary people (who are a lot like you!) how to make tacos themselves, and we try...
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nopantsdave:
What if I just want to eat all of the tacos? You know, cause I am a big taco fan, don't get me wrong, burritos will always hold the number one spot in my heart, but I love tacos too.
ultraloveninja:
Mexican Senses tingling....TACOS?
Okay. Karate Chop was cancelled about a half an hour before the showcase it was to be featured in was set to begin, for reasons we just won't go into here. Mainly because I've already vented to the folks who are really interested, so there's no point to do it again. We might be taking part in the next CAWP showcase in August, then again,...
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delilah_banks:
poop
ultraloveninja:
Matt,
I sent about 80 copies of the comic to you, like 2nd day air, so it'll get there like this Wednesday, alright?
I sent about 80 copies of the comic to you, like 2nd day air, so it'll get there like this Wednesday, alright?
Karate Chop is Go.
This Sunday, July 27th, I'll be performing in a short scene (that I wrote!) at the Chicago Artists Waging Peace Showcase. The entire event runs from 5-10pm at Shape Shop Studios, 2255 S. Michigan Ave. Bring your mom!
This Sunday, July 27th, I'll be performing in a short scene (that I wrote!) at the Chicago Artists Waging Peace Showcase. The entire event runs from 5-10pm at Shape Shop Studios, 2255 S. Michigan Ave. Bring your mom!
d e a t h l y t i r e d .
2nd rehearsal tonight. Did I mention I'm suddenly an actor? Yeah, we're a dude short. So, I wrote it, I'm in it.
Wrote more of The Story tonight, so I'm almost up to the point where I don't know what happens next--I know they open the trunk of the stolen car and...
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2nd rehearsal tonight. Did I mention I'm suddenly an actor? Yeah, we're a dude short. So, I wrote it, I'm in it.
Wrote more of The Story tonight, so I'm almost up to the point where I don't know what happens next--I know they open the trunk of the stolen car and...
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nopantsdave:
Thanks for the compliment, but I think logging on and finding every picture replaced with one of me would cause a serious decline in membership.
ultraloveninja:
Oye Cabron!
It's Juan, or shazb0t, I got the gift of a new profile, so you know I'm back on
It's Juan, or shazb0t, I got the gift of a new profile, so you know I'm back on
The first rehearsal was today--second rehearsal tomorrow--third on Wednesday--the show is Sunday. I'll put details here as soon as I know them, for anyone who is interested. It went pretty well, but we're a little short on actors so I'll probably have to perform in it too.
Meanwhile . . . I started a new short story the other day. I kind of like it--it's...
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Meanwhile . . . I started a new short story the other day. I kind of like it--it's...
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She said she was getting tired, so I offered to drive. She suggested a motel instead and I said that sounded better. I waited in the truck while she paid for the room, then I carried her bags in. I hadn't brought anything with me but a box of tapes, and I'd left those in my car. I was a little nervous once we were...
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delilah_banks:
yep.
With the business.
The Lincoln script is in the capable hands of shazb0t--I'll try and post some sketches here soon. Nerd Prom Chicago is coming up and Josh is coming in, pages-and-outlines in hand, so we can make the rounds and shop our book around. I've been scripting pages for that the past two days and I'll probably continue to do that over the weekend--I...
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The Lincoln script is in the capable hands of shazb0t--I'll try and post some sketches here soon. Nerd Prom Chicago is coming up and Josh is coming in, pages-and-outlines in hand, so we can make the rounds and shop our book around. I've been scripting pages for that the past two days and I'll probably continue to do that over the weekend--I...
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Just posted a design sheet drawn by shazb0t for a short comic I drew. It was more-than-slightly autobiographical, so the dashing cartoon fellow would be yours truly. Check it out in my pics.
I can't wait for him to draw Abe Lincoln shooting laser beams out of his eyes.
Tonight was made up of revisions . . . transferring half-written skits from my journal to...
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I can't wait for him to draw Abe Lincoln shooting laser beams out of his eyes.
Tonight was made up of revisions . . . transferring half-written skits from my journal to...
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tunnelslats:
I watched the wiffleball video, that's what prompted the question.
I still say they ain't so funny. They have their moments, but...not enough of them.
I still say they ain't so funny. They have their moments, but...not enough of them.
tunnelslats:
Clearly one of us has no sense of humor.
That person is you.
That person is you.