Dozens of men, sweaty and hairy and hopped up on perfectly-legal-performance-enhancers, chase, stare down, tackle, pummel, and otherwise beat the living hell out of each other while running up and down a rectangle of grass. It's inherently violent and it's all-American fun.
One woman flashes her boobie on television for a single moment and HOLYFUCKINGSHIT, it's the downward spiral of society. Millions of dollars of...
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One woman flashes her boobie on television for a single moment and HOLYFUCKINGSHIT, it's the downward spiral of society. Millions of dollars of...
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angelfuck13:
She looks too much like her brother Michael these days, I'm begining to think they're evolving into some horrible creature-breed from an H.P. Lovecraft story. Those stupid fucking Publicits and retarded camera crew. I'm sad to say too many children saw that bullshit.
ilovemikehunt:
can you download music? if you can, you should download kraftwerk - tour de france (the song) and tell me what you think of it.
ultraloveninja:
I had a mustache at 12...so yeha that shit can be odd. Girls never dug it...though i was the first guy with goatee in high school. Everyone thought I was trying to be a beaknik. Like when the fuck have you seen a beatnik with a Cannibal Corpse shirt? 
It's four-thirty in the morning, I'm listening to Max Roach, and I'm going to clean my apartment.
Good morning, jerks!
Good morning, jerks!
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ilovemikehunt:
by the way, the only way i'd be able to get to know him better is via songs, and that's not a very good way to get to know him. i've analyzed the shit out of him, and now, i'm done...luckily he's not around for me to get to know.
ultraloveninja:
You fucking aniaml you! WHOOOOOOO! Bust out the dirt devil! 
She passes me and I do not look. If I look and I'm right, if I look and it's her, there has to be a RE-UN-ION. What're you doing, what're you up to, how've you been? I'm sexy, I'm happy, I'm going to dinner!
I do not look. If she does, and if it's her after all, I will never, ever
know.
I do not look. If she does, and if it's her after all, I will never, ever
know.
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broadwaybee:
I don't even know what Stella is. 
The UCB, however, is a pretty big part of my life...I've been performing with them for about a year. They're awesome, and yes, the DVDs kick super mega bomb ass.
Word.
The UCB, however, is a pretty big part of my life...I've been performing with them for about a year. They're awesome, and yes, the DVDs kick super mega bomb ass.
Word.
thrash_cunt:
why thyank you! Your look pretty hot too!
Class is over for three weeks. Thursday night Fiction I let out and a group of us went around the block to a bar, where we continued to be until 3AM. It was one of the most fun evenings I've had in this city. Five of us went, along with the teacher, and we picked up Fiction Dept. stragglers once we were inside. We talked...
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ultraloveninja:
It's like an acting teacher did once in a class my brother was in when he was studying in SUNY purchase:
He asked the class that when do they think their actors, when they know thier actors, as a question; students cam eup wiht various answer, maybe in monologue, soemitmes on stage, more in reheasal than in that actual play, etc.
he loooked at them broadly and siad "Your an actor when you say your an actor, now if you good or not, is a whole other story"
And you good writor so i guess you have your conquest of all that man know in front of you.
He asked the class that when do they think their actors, when they know thier actors, as a question; students cam eup wiht various answer, maybe in monologue, soemitmes on stage, more in reheasal than in that actual play, etc.
he loooked at them broadly and siad "Your an actor when you say your an actor, now if you good or not, is a whole other story"
And you good writor so i guess you have your conquest of all that man know in front of you.
mykra:
Best...profile...pic...evah.
Evah.
So is this the proverbial line in the sand? El Swoo and his Motion Picture dept vs Rex Phantom and his wordy-word cronies?
So be it. So be it.
S
Evah.
So is this the proverbial line in the sand? El Swoo and his Motion Picture dept vs Rex Phantom and his wordy-word cronies?
So be it. So be it.
S
The apartment is a mess. The girl keeps people away, shuns friends and potential lovers, dissuades family from visiting, all because Cleaning Up is a task better left to men and women holier than her. She has been Cleaning Up her apartment for the past seventeen months; she has lived in her apartment for the past eighteen. The girl walks up the steps to her...
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aperfectsonnet:
It's a lovely distraction, isn't it?
All these boobies and fun people to talk to.
It's kept me from having any sort of life for a long time now.
Final project sounds more fun now. I lied in my email. Twice. I'm still not even on my way to the drag show, but once I finish here I shall be.
Away I go!!!!! dfhklsafh!!!!
All these boobies and fun people to talk to.
It's kept me from having any sort of life for a long time now.
Final project sounds more fun now. I lied in my email. Twice. I'm still not even on my way to the drag show, but once I finish here I shall be.
Away I go!!!!! dfhklsafh!!!!
ilovemikehunt:
oops!!!
dude, i fucking love that picture!
dude, i fucking love that picture!
The boy crawls and climbs onto the roof and the space cops ("HUT-HUT-HUT"), shoving people out of their way, stop and point up as the boy looks over the edge of the roof and waves his fingers like twinkly-stars. The space cops talk to each other in voices that are low and guttural, without syllables but with sounds all the same. The people, those who...
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aperfectsonnet:
Oh but there was a need to get you intoxicated. Just ask Bjork. She knows all about it. She was helping me on my mission. Unfortunately, we were quite unsuccessful. It appeared you weren't very thrilled with what we had in mind for you.
Ok so fine, this has gone on for far too long. I promise to send you the full story sometime within the next 24 hours.
I have to try and find some way to entertain myself tonight.
[Edited on Jan 11, 2004 7:11PM]
Ok so fine, this has gone on for far too long. I promise to send you the full story sometime within the next 24 hours.
I have to try and find some way to entertain myself tonight.
[Edited on Jan 11, 2004 7:11PM]
aperfectsonnet:
I have made a liar of myself. I was coming here to tell you the rest of the story, but I'm being rushed, so I don't have time to do it now. The chances of me being near the computer again today aren't so great, but I'll do it as soon as possible.
(A little bit more. I started this yesterday.)
The space cops (and they're not really space cops, meaning they're not really from outer space, but they are from Out There, you dig?) give chase, with short steps, with knees high, in perfect unison. "HUT-HUT-HUT," they say, "HUT-HUT." They don't move very fast but they can keep up with the boy anyway.
The girl, she with...
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The space cops (and they're not really space cops, meaning they're not really from outer space, but they are from Out There, you dig?) give chase, with short steps, with knees high, in perfect unison. "HUT-HUT-HUT," they say, "HUT-HUT." They don't move very fast but they can keep up with the boy anyway.
The girl, she with...
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ultraloveninja:
take over the world? YOUR ON! 
delilahb:
Rexie has a new pic up. Teehee-hee.
I want to be one of those kids who only has to work a part-time job while they go to school. Ugh.
Here's part of a story:
She's a girl who is fashionably alternative. Her hair is red, unnaturally red, unnaturally bright red, in dreadlocks she just had done last week. She's walking the crosswalk at Belmont & Clark, as that's where you go when...
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Here's part of a story:
She's a girl who is fashionably alternative. Her hair is red, unnaturally red, unnaturally bright red, in dreadlocks she just had done last week. She's walking the crosswalk at Belmont & Clark, as that's where you go when...
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britney:
hehe, I wanna be one of those kids too!!
hmmm.... Well I guess I'll just have to look forward to the stories next installment....
hmmm.... Well I guess I'll just have to look forward to the stories next installment....
ultraloveninja:
I want to be the kid with 9 inch cock and trust fund....and be Jesus
Marvelous story, I can almost see it in my head.....
Marvelous story, I can almost see it in my head.....
You know what I like about January? All over the place, people are planning on being more organized. That lasts until a little later in January. But seeing that we are in the midst of the very first weekend of 2004, I will engage in a time-honored tradition of procrastinators everywhere: mainly, making a list of things to do in order to convince myself that...
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aperfectsonnet:
I had a weird dream with you in it today while I was napping.
Perhaps I'll tell you about it sometime.
Perhaps I'll tell you about it sometime.
aperfectsonnet:
No schoolwork yet. I consider myself very lucky.
It's been playtime for days now. I don't want it to stop.
It's been playtime for days now. I don't want it to stop.