Well, my lovelife has been on hiatus for quite some time... evidently I no longer control it, it controls me. Why am I getting more Simpsons flashbacks? Time to just gym it liked never before, get some work done, and hopefully get Random Mutation (the "grinding sludgecore" band I am preemptively over valuing) firing on all pistons. Anyone have any tips for getting women, beer,...
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Well, we're now into the next day, in England... and it becomes brazenly apparent that I somehow I have survived Friday 13th. Will wonders ever cease? The answer is 'yes', but only when women cease to be born with genitals.
patton:
thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaankyou 
revulse:
No problem. Wish Ohio was closer so I could add you on Facebook and comment on the weather. ;]
Hi, I'm Matt. I've never see the point in these things, so click 'Next' if you please.