Thank you all for the birthday wishes. I spent way too much $ on strippers but I had a blast. Tonight (well actually last night I guess since it's tommorow) me, Trevor, Cindy (ex-boss), Andrea and Jenny went out to eat. We had several shots of tequila and bloody steaks. Andrea gave me my only present. The 3rd motherfucking season of Seinfeld, no less! Those...
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jonnytrrrash7:
Happy birthday!
oh, and i'll skip the drink, just give me the Lean Pockets
oh, and i'll skip the drink, just give me the Lean Pockets
siamkittie:
Just wanted to stop by and wish you a Happy Birthday!!!
Well, my cold has gotten a lot better but now (and I have NO idea how I did this) I threw my fucking back out! I can hardly move. I took some Doans (fuck I AM old!) and it helped somewhat. I took a reeeeally hot bath and just soaked and read a book for a while. I don't really like soaking all of that...
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ontothenext:
HAHA good luck with the slut
jj_r0x0rz:
hahaha hot baths hahaha
Well, my upcoming birthday may turn into less than celebratory. They few people I know, have devuldged to me that that can't make it due to work, being broke or some other obligation. I have shitty friends. Perhaps I am being greedy here, but I don't feel it's too much to ask that people set aside one damn weekend to party with a guy who's...
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johnesmoke:
where my testimonial to you comes from.
foxee:
Thank you love! Yours is up soon <3 
This was originally going to be a long and rambling whiny rant but I'm way too tired and hopped up on cold medication now, so I'll just hit the bullet points.
I am sick.
I can thankSkythe for that one!
He shaved his head. Go make fun of him.
I had a guy quit in the middle of his shift last night. I think...
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I am sick.
I can thankSkythe for that one!
He shaved his head. Go make fun of him.
I had a guy quit in the middle of his shift last night. I think...
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nirbhao:
thank you!
muggan_music:
January! I think.
just in time for MY birthday!
just in time for MY birthday!
Would you say that I'm more groovy, nifty or out of sight?
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martini:
i believe it is pronounced... "outta siiiiiight..."
xo
xo
skythe:
Drunk
Last Saturday night, I switched schedules with Tori. By the time I got off of work, I was wanting to see some titties. I was thinking about it anyway,but due to two people that argued two $2 late fees, I knew I had to blow off some steam.
So, I told Skythe (whom somewhat works there) to tell them I was coming.
When I got...
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So, I told Skythe (whom somewhat works there) to tell them I was coming.
When I got...
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jj_r0x0rz:
dude... so i plan on going to GA in the future....but i don't wanna be attacked by bible belt people!
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jennylou:
Holy crap that made me laugh my ass off!
ontothenext:
GREAT pic! 
I am the coolest and most insightful person you could ever hope to know.
Oh, I found out, that it was paper towels and tampons that clogged up the toilet at work. Don't you ladies know that we don't really care about the blood that comes out of your vagina?! Seriously, we'd rather you just wrap them up in paper towels and then throw it...
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Oh, I found out, that it was paper towels and tampons that clogged up the toilet at work. Don't you ladies know that we don't really care about the blood that comes out of your vagina?! Seriously, we'd rather you just wrap them up in paper towels and then throw it...
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jennylou:
ewwww!!
...there was a girl in my dorm in college who use to do that... always nasty to come in and see that
...there was a girl in my dorm in college who use to do that... always nasty to come in and see that
johnesmoke:
i had no idea that you were a mathematical genius!
Someone clogged up the toilet at work last night and stuffed urine soaked paper towels into the trash can. That was actually the highlight of the evening.
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skythe:
At least you don't have fatasses like my work has that literally plopped themselves onto the toilet and broke it causing urine water to spread all over the floor and then don't tell anyone.
wildswan:
Your job rocks!
I broke a rib last night. It hurts like a bitch when I sneeze. So I'm staying away from black pepper.
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polly:
ha. i once accidentally dropped this friend of mine on the head because i was so drunk i asked him to jump into my arms.
it was kinda like...
wait, i don't remember.
[ and yes i'm getting un-sober too. i think i need a smoke. ]
ps- i can't blame you for wanting to be drunk now. just.. don't move.
it was kinda like...
wait, i don't remember.
[ and yes i'm getting un-sober too. i think i need a smoke. ]ps- i can't blame you for wanting to be drunk now. just.. don't move.
polly:
you can't reply too much. i don't have enough conversations with people on here. i AM gonna go out for a smoke [ or 2 or 3 ] so...
i'll be bock.
i'll be bock.
Tommorow at work is going to be a pain in the ass. Someone is coming in first thing in the morning to help "set up" out store, which has been there 15 years. He is going to have suggestions on how to rearrange everything. Suggestions so far that we have already done, is to have "hot zones". That means the second and third rows are...
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johnesmoke:
i substituted the "fuck jesus"es with "blow me Mary"s. also i coveted my neighbours wife a little. a lot actually.
wildswan:
Someone got paid to think of those dumb-ass ideas?
Somebody at Bockbuster is grasping at straws!
Somebody at Bockbuster is grasping at straws!
*burp*