Have you lost the will to live? Want to off yourself but you just don't have the guts to do through with it? I can help! Today is national "Talk Like a Pirate Day". For a limitied time( between now and midnight tonight )come up to me and talk like a pirate! It is guaranteed death! Are you tired of having your teeth and want...
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grey:
yarrr!
reverendbenzo:
All right, you! First the "young as you feel" crack, now this! Don't make me have to drive up to Va. and give you a old school spankin'!
When Amos was about 2 or 3 years old I took him to the vet for now forgotten reasons. I was just standing there holding his leash when he jumped up and brushed this lady's leg. She then proceeded to scream, I don't mean gasp in suprise, but scream and then fan her face with her hand and wimper "..oh my god..oh my god".
Well...
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Well...
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I wrote this several years ago in Kansas City while I was overmedicated, oversexed, undernoursihed, drunk, high, and moments before I colapsed both mentally and physically. I thought I lost this notebook (which contains some of the best stuff I've ever done). It was a pleasent suprise to find it again. Like getting a letter from an old friend.
The universe ,you see, really hates...
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The universe ,you see, really hates...
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fractal:
again, thank you for a good entry.
superficial:
interesting journal entry...
anyway, i just wanted to thank you for your support in my depression thread... depression sucks... especially when it takes you 2 years and pushing away everything that you've loved just to realize you have a problem.
i wish you well!
thanks!
anyway, i just wanted to thank you for your support in my depression thread... depression sucks... especially when it takes you 2 years and pushing away everything that you've loved just to realize you have a problem.
i wish you well!
thanks!
Oooh this is exciting. I received a white envelope in the mail from Dallas?! I don't know anyone from Dallas. It's addressed to Savannah Resdient at 83 V...St. yeah that's me allright! Well this is certainly a mystery. Guess i better open it.
Heeey, this is a shiny letter! The <b>only 3 cents a minutes</b> written in red certainly catches the eye.
Dear Telephone Customer,...
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Heeey, this is a shiny letter! The <b>only 3 cents a minutes</b> written in red certainly catches the eye.
Dear Telephone Customer,...
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fractal:
this is the funniest entry I have ever read.
I would love to read the zombie porn book!!!!
I would love to read the zombie porn book!!!!
tegan:
yeai do mr noodles, kraft dinner, beefaroni, brita water, smoke everyone elses smokes and stay home when my friends go out to drink.
Grrr i hate it.
IM A POOR STUDENT FOR FUCK SAKES!
Grrr i hate it.
IM A POOR STUDENT FOR FUCK SAKES!
Slip out the back, Jack.
Make a new plan, Stan.
Don't need to be coy, Roy, just get yourself free.
Hop off the bus Gus.
Don't need to discuss much.
Just drop off the key Lee.
and get yourself FREE!
Yay!
Make a new plan, Stan.
Don't need to be coy, Roy, just get yourself free.
Hop off the bus Gus.
Don't need to discuss much.
Just drop off the key Lee.
and get yourself FREE!
Yay!
stylar:
The real cookie monster picture is THE fucking best pic ever....You are hot....can I pull your chin hair? Wanna rub labrets?
Last night I finally watched that Chinese movie The Eye. It was cool. It was like The Ring but more coherent.
Well today was pretty cool. My dad's birthday is Tues.
so we kind of did a mini-celebration with just me and him. First we went to Old Fort Jackson (built in 1808) because we are both old history buffs. We hung around there for...
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Well today was pretty cool. My dad's birthday is Tues.
so we kind of did a mini-celebration with just me and him. First we went to Old Fort Jackson (built in 1808) because we are both old history buffs. We hung around there for...
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grey:
i would have laughed. i would have manned the guns too.
friends don't let friend eat wasabi.
friends don't let friend eat wasabi.
thehaunted:
Wasabi is fun. My video store I work in is inside a high end grocery store and there is a sushi place with the deli. It is one of my greatest pleasures to watch the snobs eat mouth fulls of wasabi and cry like babies.
I once bet my friend a set of bass strings he wouldnt eat a gob of it. He did, and I held up my end of the deal, but then I also quickly remembered a earlier bet dealing with a lightning bug. I learned very fast not to bet against Jeremy
Like movies eh? Have you checked out the movie wasabi? You should, its good. Haha im a poet.
-J
I once bet my friend a set of bass strings he wouldnt eat a gob of it. He did, and I held up my end of the deal, but then I also quickly remembered a earlier bet dealing with a lightning bug. I learned very fast not to bet against Jeremy
Like movies eh? Have you checked out the movie wasabi? You should, its good. Haha im a poet.
-J
Man I racked up at work the other day. My boss went to New Orleans for some kind of meeting and she brought back a shitload of promotional goodies. I got a much needed duffel bad (now I have something to carry all of my books around in-I'm an intellectual ya see). I also got 28 Days Later (saved me $20), a supoosedly creepy Chinese...
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zoe:
thanks for the advice
xoxo zoe xoxo
xoxo zoe xoxo
reverendbenzo:
No problem. I hope it helps. I get a lot of questions from friends and family about all kinds of stuff like that. It usually starts off with "Hey Ben, you about medicine right.....?
I added a new pic for the SG journal thingie. It's not a particulary flattering picture but it does crack me up. No I wasn't constipated and the label on my head says Chicken Wing Charlie kicks ass.
God I am not looking forward to going to impending drama awaiting me at work. Apparently some shit (not money) came up missing. The day it went...
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God I am not looking forward to going to impending drama awaiting me at work. Apparently some shit (not money) came up missing. The day it went...
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Wow what a boring and restless day. I woke up around my usual time of 1 pm with a sour stomach. I loafed around and watched a baseball game, updated my LJ, then played Kingdom Hearts for a while, then capped the whole evening off with a homemade BLT. And now I am writing this. Such is my life. Very interesting eh?
Now it's around...
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Now it's around...
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I know there's nothing more boring than talking about the weather but fucking-a it feels good today.Georgia has the unique ability of being rainy and still hot as hell. Today though was the first break we've had in the heat and humidity. The changing of the seasons always puts me in a good mood. That and the start of baseball season.
