reverendbenzo

I woke up unusually early today (11 a.m.) Normally when I wake up earlier than expected I clean the house but it was all ready clean (mr clean) so that was out. So I played Silent Hill 2 for a while. While palying I heard a really bad remake of The Car's Drive by Ziggy Marley. Some criticize him for being a "Bob Marley lite"...
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God I've been trying my best not to get sick. Lots of water, Vitamin C , Vitamin B and peeing bright yellow. Thanks Kat for the cold and I'm sorry I got Lysol in your eyes.
Cold medicine makes me feel loopy. And happy. I'm in a rare good mood right now. Anyone want something from their Amazon wish list? I tried an Amazon thread...
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God I almost got some terrbile news today! I woke up with the t.v. on as normal and I opened my eyes and ears just in time to hear "You've heard the rumors of how Jessica Simpson and Nic LeShay's marriage is in trouble..." I immediately sprang from my bed, not unlike being hit with an unexpected bucket of ice cold water. "WHAT'S THIS?!" I...
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He sat and he watched. Who are these people? Where do they go and what do they do? They left and returned at the same time everyday. He wondered what they did all day. Did they accomplish great things, perfrom great acts of heroism, each day being more dangerous and excited than the one before? At night he would lay in bed imagining the adventures...
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I broke my Aqua Teen Hunger Force key chain that I just bought two days ago, grrrr. Wow I feel really lame that that is the most interesting thing I could think of to write in a journal. OH I got a new refridgerator today! Woo hooo! Oh my God, my milk and bologna won't spoil. Now I'm wondering if "that that" is perhaps incorrect...
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I made a chick I work with make chocolate milk come out of her nose. No kidding. I have this condition that is as serious as turrets (sp) where I just burst into song. Usually it's Elvis but tonight it was the childhood favorite "There's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off." I didn't even know she was there. Then milk streamed out of...
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I was going to write about this redneck that comes in my store and how he was pissed and got his wife to call me at work saying he was going to kick my ass,etc. but it was too long and involved (but nothing happened) so instead I cut and paste a short "story" I had on my LJ. It's mainly just an exercise. I'm...
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Today when I went into work someone showed me a fax sent to the head office, which was a complaint about me. Below is what it said followed by my reply. If you want to read the actual copy just go to My Pics. It's the first one.

On 1-28, I stopped by your Garden City, GA location to rent a couple of movies. Upon...
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I am flat broke until Friday. I bought a pack of smokes with dimes. When she told me the total I handed her 30 dimes. What I thought may be an awkward and uncomfortable social interaction filled with mumbling and heavy sighs, turned into a situation that was convienent for both she and I. I needed smokes and she needed dimes. She was running low...
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I've having trouble posting a pic of my dog on one of the threads plus I'm afraid to ask for advice.

I don't really have anything interesting to add to this journal. Damn I want to go to another SG show so bad.

Hmmm. I dunno. I love you goodnight.

Well today was my day off and I just got home.
"What do you mean, Ben, I don't understand?"
Okay then let me explain.
I was at the library pretty much all day because I am a nerd and I just happened to swing back by my house and there was a note saying I received a call. I detest phones with all of my...
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