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Well Trevor quit work tonight. That sucks for a couple of reasons. First of all my day off is now null and void. Second, he's easily my favorite person to work with. Now who am I going to beat 24-0 at MLB 2004 while ignoring customers??

I have a monster stomachache from eating too many haberno peppers in my hunan shrimp. R-O-L-A-I-D-S. That spells relief....
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I am so bummed out right now. I just checked the burlesque tour dates and the ladies aren't coming anywhere near here. Why oh why?! Fuck it, I'll drive all the way across the country to see the show. I know Pogo is down with it. The closest show is in Texas but we'll probably drive to Colorado so he can see them on his...
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Holy shit am I tired. Tired. Tired. I am so sleepy right now but I can't go to sleep for a while. I want to sleep all day tommorow but I can't. The plus side is I tend to do some better writing than normal writing when I'm on the verge of collapse. I did a couple of chapters today that I like quite a...
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While checking out a customer tonight, someone was asking me about my labret piercing. Without warning my customer says "You know what the bible says about piercing the flesh, don't you?" I just ignored her and continued to count out her change. Then she asked me again which was again met with silence. So apparently she didn't get the hint so she contined. "It says...
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I had a slight accident today (or axe-ee-deent) if you live in the south. I was taking the keetle of the the stove and unbeknownst to met Amos (my dog) was lying directly behind me. I went to turn and stepped right on his tail. He yelped hence scaring the shit out of me. I reacted my throwing my right hand up for some reason,...
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I am about 20 mintues removed from my first every body mod! I had my lebray pierced. I don't know why I waited so long. Well, actually I do. It's because Jesus hates a man with piercings and tattoos. Now I that have thrown away my shackles of Christinaity I felt now was the right time. My lip is swollen right now but in a...
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I get more junk mail and mail adressed to other people than I get for myself. For a couple of days in a row I've been getting mail adressed to Cora E. Fillbach so I've decided to write a whole slew of stories and screenplays based on the life of this most enduring enigma starting with
The Homoerotic Adventures of Cora E. Fillbach.

I had...
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Warning! Free assocation writing ahead!
I want to follow Rachelle's advice and move to a more "porgressive" city.
I want to run naked through green grass giggling while my dog Amos runs beside me wearing a small tuxedo.
I have leg hair but no chest hair. Is that wierd?
The south is a strange place. I was watching a cooking show the other day and...
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I went to my dad's house today to do some laundry (hey my washer is broken give me a break). Before I walked in through the garage door, I smelled smoke. It almost smelled like cigarette smoke which raised immediate suspicion since my dad is an avid anti-smoker. In fact I think his favorite phrase is "You know Ben, you'd could quit if you really...
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I was so depressed going into work tonight. I hate the mundane routine my life has become. I just sort of walked around doing the bare minimum, ignoring customers whenever I could. I watched some Spongebob then later put in Modest Mouse then Velvet Underground. The girl I was working with kept turning it down so I kept turning it up and telling her to...
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I went to work today with an unusual air of confidence about myself. I haven't gotten drunk in a couple of weeks and I've been exercising, so I have a little more energy and was much less sluggish than normal. I've been drinking about 6 glasses of water every day (which doesn't leave much time for anything else if you knwo what I mean) so...
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