reverendbenzo

I received an usual phonecall at work tonight. This lady called and told me that her sister received a notice in the mail saying she owed us for a late fee. She went on to say that the bill was dated on May 8th and her sister was killed in a car wreck on May 7th. She apologized and said this was the first time...
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The prez is in town for the G8 Summit meeting. Apparently the National Guard and tons of secret service types are all over downtown. Streets are blocked off and most businesses are closed. Except for ours of course. What do I care? I seldom go downtown anymore plus I'm going to be out of town Sat and Sun for the *drumroll* SGB! Woo hoo! I...
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Hey I just noticed that I have the power to flag comments! Sweet! I just hope I don't abuse my power. MWAHAHAHA!

I would advise against renting at Blockbuster right now. They put in a new software or some shit because everything as far as late fees, due time,etc. are changing. I had to do over $100 in credits because your normal $12 late fee...
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I got into an argument at work tonight with a customer over a dollar. A dollar! I could have just taken the damn dollar off of his account to begin with but that would have been too easy. Actually I didn't because he just assumed that I would and I have to be a stubborn ass. It's in my nature. Finally after several minutes and...
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How was everyone's Memorial Day? Mine was okay. I went to a family BBQ this morning. My family doesn't drink, or do anything sinful for that matter, so bascially it consisted of sitting around in almost 100 degree weather with paper plates overflowing with food and chit chatting about things we talk about every day. I'm the slacker of the family so conversations about me...
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My mind is a total blank today. I've tried to do some writing but nothing creative or inspiring is coming to me. That's kind of bad when one of my projects (the aptly named Loser) is semi-autobiographical. Hell I can't even make a decent journal entry (this is my third attempt today). I usually add my sparkling humor and wisdom to the boards but...
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I am such a weiner. This really cute Korean girl that is somewhat of a regular came into the store the other night and asked me if I'd walk around the store with her and help her pick out a movie. So I did and I recommended Bubba Ho-Tep (which she didn't get) and Matchstick Men (which she did get). After she checked out she...
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I scared the shit out of Kat (who can be see in two of my cameos) with a fake cockroach. I put it in the book she was reading. She sat down and picked up her book but just sat there holding it. I didn't want to appear obvious or as if I was waiting for important to happen but the suspense was killing me!...
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I slept all day. It felt good. I don't even sleep at night at all any more. I usually hit the sack around 6 a.m. or so and sleep until whenever. I'm such a fucking slacker. Since I've been up I've done nothing but eat. My stomach is a bottomless pit right now. I've eaten corn beef hash, refried beans, potatoes, crackers, eggos and pork...
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I think the cliche that best describes me is when it rains, it pours. I'm really on a roll right now. Everything I touch is turning to shit lately. It happens periodically. I make one brainfart and I'm overly carefull not to make another mistake. I'm sure you can guess what happens next. Yep tell them what they won Johnny. Everything just snowballs and I...
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