Ahhhh Christmas time. Rudeness, impatience, bad driving, cheapskates, annoying commercials and the birth of Jesus. Which of course was celebrated on Jan. 6th until Constantine changed it during the Council of Nicea in the year 321. There have been a lot of Jesus freaks in our store lately.
"Hey Doc you mean the friendly only slightly annoying ones that say God bless you?"
"No not...
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"Hey Doc you mean the friendly only slightly annoying ones that say God bless you?"
"No not...
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Well this has to be one of the lamest birthdays on record.
I had to do a store inventory and got out of work around 2 this morning. Kathy from work and I went to breakfast at the Huddle HOuse. It's the only thing open okay?! I had sausage, eggs, and hash browns. About an hour after I ate I started feeling sick to my...
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I had to do a store inventory and got out of work around 2 this morning. Kathy from work and I went to breakfast at the Huddle HOuse. It's the only thing open okay?! I had sausage, eggs, and hash browns. About an hour after I ate I started feeling sick to my...
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starguitar:
Happy birthday!
Well, Thanksgiving wasn't nearly as painful as I had anticipated. I'm still skipping Christmas though. I'm the weirdo of the family but no one mentioned my piercings. Good because I didn't want to hear it. I'm also the skinny one so I am, and always have been, pumped full of food until I scream "uncle" through a muffled mouth full of mashed potatos. I've also...
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arete:
aww, your mom shows her love like many others: by smothering you with heat, love and morals...... 
miss_lady:
^^well put^^ 
Aw, Amos.
I just realized we say the redneck "dressing", too.
Dessert: think "strawberry shortcake" to remember. I only shared that nerdy thing cuz you asked.
Thank you for the compliment on my pic, hun!
Aw, Amos.
I just realized we say the redneck "dressing", too.
Dessert: think "strawberry shortcake" to remember. I only shared that nerdy thing cuz you asked.
Thank you for the compliment on my pic, hun!
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jem:
i hope to never see National Treasure. Nick Cage has given me the pedophile creeps ever since 8MM.
hahah! is that a video store shirt i spy in that picture? Fuck those shirts. Fuck them so damn good. I burned all the ones i had.
hahah! is that a video store shirt i spy in that picture? Fuck those shirts. Fuck them so damn good. I burned all the ones i had.
ovida:
Waaait as minute, I think I forgot to geekily celebrate you're passing of SH4 !
*dons party hat*
*throws confetti, Holy Candles and girraffe inards (this IS a SH party after all)*
*dons party hat*
*throws confetti, Holy Candles and girraffe inards (this IS a SH party after all)
*This may sound weird but trust me on this. Listen to MC Chris' Fette's Vette while looking at my userpic. It's creepy yet strangely fascinating. It blows listening to Dark Side of the Moon while watching Wizard of Oz any day of the week.
I am so tired right now. I'm off work today so instead of just sitting around or playing video games (or...
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I am so tired right now. I'm off work today so instead of just sitting around or playing video games (or...
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arete:
you can actually see tilex working. magical....
pulloffmywings:
i didn't like coffee & cigarettes. too boring. i loved the people in it though. steve buscemi is the sexiest ugly man ever.
Sometimes I don't think I can stay in this town another day. Of course I think that every day yet each day is worse than the last. I am all alone here. I have burned all of the bridges I have crossed. Then what's the alternative? Just pick up and leave? Where would I possibly go? One other time I felt like this I quit...
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arete:
sweet! me too, payday's not til friday, i have no gas in my car and i have no food. let's bond....
mnislahi:
what kind of music is tegan & sara?
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trixel:
chuck u farley? that sounds like a joke name.
the ears suit you. adds a certain alien intrigue.
the ears suit you. adds a certain alien intrigue.
thedishwasher:
wow, you have three testies, post pics!!! 
I went to see the movie Saw today. I loved it. I don't understand the bad reviews it's gotten from critics and fans alike. Maybe it wasn't their type of movie or they didn't want to admit they liked it.
I got mad before the show of course. My day wouldn't be complete unless something aggravated me. We went to the mall across the street...
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I got mad before the show of course. My day wouldn't be complete unless something aggravated me. We went to the mall across the street...
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sicpowered:
you should keep a small rabid animal behind the counter just for such an occasion
rannie:
nope, no hot drunken sex.
I carved alot of pumpkins, though! and ate lots of candy!
hello?
hello?
I carved alot of pumpkins, though! and ate lots of candy!
hello?
hello?
I need to update this but my mind is such a contorted mess going a million miles an hour. It's all stupid work related shit. I don't know if it's a full moon or what. Usually I relish in my "Dumbass of the night" but there have been so many lately it would take 20 pages to get through it all and this journal would...
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miss_lady:
That would be GREAT right now. My mouth is watering thinking about Hot and Spicy V8....yum.
Creepy story. Getting cruised by weirdo guys sucks.
Creepy story. Getting cruised by weirdo guys sucks.
lulu:
ONE, TWO FREDDY'S COMING FOR YOU.
THREE, FOUR, BETTER LOCK YOUR DOOR.
FIVE, SIX, GRAB A CRUCIFIX.
SEVEN, EIGHT, GONNA STAY UP LATE.
NINE, TEN, NEVER SLEEP AGAIN....
THREE, FOUR, BETTER LOCK YOUR DOOR.
FIVE, SIX, GRAB A CRUCIFIX.
SEVEN, EIGHT, GONNA STAY UP LATE.
NINE, TEN, NEVER SLEEP AGAIN....
mnislahi:
poor guy haha
So I went into Blockbuster to return Dawn Of The Dead. I'm talking to Kat and showing her some pictures. I'm in my normal street attire and we're obviously talking. This guy just walks up and asks if any copies of Envy are in! We just ignore him and asked again. How rude is that?! You don't interrupt people while they are sharing photographs. And...
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ovida:
Haha, the "good time to say hello" thing is hilarious. I applaude you, good sir.
Yeah, Versus is pretty friggen boring...But I have a warm spot in my heart for movies that have peope getting holes punched through their heads
Yeah, Versus is pretty friggen boring...But I have a warm spot in my heart for movies that have peope getting holes punched through their heads
arete:
haha. once i was in hell mart (aka wal-mart), wearing normal street clothes, when this lady asked me if we had some sort of toy. i told her i didn't work there, and she said "then why are you wearing an apron?" i was wearing a skirt over pants. i was so pissed off, i just said "why aren't you wearing glasses since you can't see that i'm wearing an orange skirt and wal mart employees wear blue vests." people are so oblivious. but your "good time to say hello" comment was far more clever 
thank you so much for your sweet comments and support. you rock