reverendbenzo

I had a fantastic journal entry planned. It was witty, sarcastic and clever. But I accidentally erased it.

I had a cop call my house and wake me up yesterday. He asked to speak with the "man of the house". It has been an extremely long time since I've heared that phrase so I answered, "Speaking, I guess".
"Well let me speak to the woman of the house."
First of all, there is no woman of the house so thanks for waking me...
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You know, store meetings for work are really pointless. Having a meeting at 8 am is really ass. Especially after having worked until midnight. And then having a 8 am meeting covering the exact same shit as the 6 hour meeting I went to last week is pointless to the point of being painfull. After the meeting I was asked to "hang around for a...
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WOO HOO! I finally got a computer worth a damn and my internet is now up muthufuhka. The very first thing I did was rejoin SG. See my commitment?? Five weeks without these lovely ladies is way too long. I no longer have money for food but who cares?! It's great to be back. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a ton of pics...
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Well I just cancelled autopay for my acccount. So as of Jan. 29 I will no longer but a member. Hold back those tears though!! I am rejoining in, I'd say, six weeks. That should give me time to save up for a decent comp.

I thought I knew the start of my sin. I though it was envy but know I know it is covneting. I want want is not mine.

Help me Jesus I have developed this weird obsession with Ashlee Simpson! No I don't like her music, no I don't like her at all, but ever since her SNL debacle I can't get enough! Then she was booed at the Orange Bowl! I watch those videos at least 20 times a day. Maybe I'm a cold hearted bastard but watching people who no clear...
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I just realized that I haven't been on here in a week. Nothing to update really. I worked and then got stoned on New Year's Eve. I supposedly have a birthday gift (which was almost a month ago) and a Chrsitmas gift (from my sister who I guess felt guilty for not getting me anything) coming to me. Oh well better late than never I...
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Well today was just irritating enough to satisfy me. I got about about 2 hours of sleep. I was in the middle of masturbating when there was a knock on the door. It was Pogo_The_Monkey. He always knows just the right time to knock. Luckily one thing I learned growing up was the art of putting on clothes, hiding the boner and porn and...
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Whole Wheat Bread show in mere hours!!!!! God I can't fucking wait!

Damn I hate shows like 48 Hours and Dateline. "Do you breathe air? Stay tuned why you might be taking you life in your own hands".
"Wanna adopt a starving child? Stay tuned to a new report why that kid may grow up one day to KILL YOU."
Why do we feel this...
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