Well my truck is closer to death than ever before. I've been having trouble with it for over a year. Then a couple of days ago the tire separated (for lack of a better term) from my rim while I was driving. Luckily, there was a very nice total stranger nearby that had a jack and knew how to fix it. Last night it completely... Read More
Well, I'm off to work now. That's not entirely correct. I'm going to work but I don't plan on doing any work. I'm carrying my AK-47 with me. If I get asked, "Ya'll got any movies back there you have put out yet?" even once. I'm blowing up da muthufuckuh! Watch for me on the news.
HA. all video stores must be the same. we stack the movies to be put on the shelf on the counter if we're busy, and people always go through them without asking, and mess up the order, and I want to POUND THEIR FACES IN!!!!
Wow I am hungover. I'm praying a shower and obsessive brushing of my teeth will magically transform me. I also had a mere three hours of sleep. I'm not sure who to feel more sorry for. Myself for barely sleeping and being hungover, or Sacqua, for going into work with no sleep whatsoever. Ah, it's all her fault anyway. Eveytime I kept dozing off, she'd... Read More
God, commercials piss me off. I know that no one likes them and I'm supposed to block them out like a good American but I can't. They're so shrill, insulting and, let's face it, down right insane. Have you guys seen the one where these four women are walking down the beach and one of them starts talking about her cramps? She mentions it out... Read More
That's why it's best left to the doctors! I saw a whole collection of these at my local adult superstore last night, and I have been shaking my head ever since.
My truck is out of gas again. This has happened only twice yet it doesn't take but once for this to quickly become repetitive. I was out of smokes so I had to walk to the nearest store which is about a six mile round trip. It's ironic that the most exercise I've had in years was to go buy cigarettes. That's irony right? I'm... Read More