Tonight I had this guy come into the store at 11:50. This was, of course, right after I counted the credits and the drawer. Right before he checked out he picked up a tub of popcorn and asked me, "Is this microwave popcorn."
I told him, "No. You put it in the oven and he believed me! I'm very convincing. He bought it and rented...
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I told him, "No. You put it in the oven and he believed me! I'm very convincing. He bought it and rented...
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Holy ass I am hungover today! After work last night I went out drinking with Jesus. Say what you want, but that fucking guy can party! We met at Deja Groove, ordered two glasses of water, he turned them into Jager and the par-tay was ON! This one guy was was drunk and being really obnoxious and Jesus turned him into a leper. That shit...
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beckyuill:
damn you need colonoscopies for ulcers?
im intruigued because its like one of my big fears in life. yep thats right. colonoscopies.
ugh. doctors and their wanting to stick things up your butt.
i heard about these virtual ones though...hmm...
glad you're better, did you stop worrying?
im intruigued because its like one of my big fears in life. yep thats right. colonoscopies.
ugh. doctors and their wanting to stick things up your butt.
i heard about these virtual ones though...hmm...
glad you're better, did you stop worrying?
polly:
awww, thank you.
Wow the time change really screwed me up. It usually doesn't but it did today.
Me talking to myself (yes out loud), "Well it's 5. I'm better go to sleep. Holy shit! It's 6!"
So I walked around in a daze and ignored every customer I could. Okay, so not much changed.
Me talking to myself (yes out loud), "Well it's 5. I'm better go to sleep. Holy shit! It's 6!"
So I walked around in a daze and ignored every customer I could. Okay, so not much changed.
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lorelei:
omg your profile pic fucking rules!! hahaha. it is making me laugh out loud.. i keep watching it loop over and over
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[Edited on Apr 05, 2005 4:34AM]
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THE TIME CHANGED? That explains so much...
I've decided that "BlowMeSandwich" *needs* to be a domain name.
"Hey I'm going out to the store, do you want anything?"
"Uh yeah, how about a blow-me sandwich."
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I've decided that "BlowMeSandwich" *needs* to be a domain name.
"Hey I'm going out to the store, do you want anything?"
"Uh yeah, how about a blow-me sandwich."
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Well I'm on my way to work. Then when I get home; suicide! Not suicidegirls. I'm planning on killing myself. Oh I'm just kidding! Or am I.........
mnislahi:
or are you???
Great new sets today! My God! I know I'm stating the obvious here but Mistidawn has such a classic beauty and Katrina is one of the cutest girls I've seen in a while.
Woo hoo! Today is goddamn motherfucking movie day! In an hour I'm going to see Sin City and later tonight I'm going to take home Sideways. I haven't been this excited to...
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Woo hoo! Today is goddamn motherfucking movie day! In an hour I'm going to see Sin City and later tonight I'm going to take home Sideways. I haven't been this excited to...
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mnislahi:
lol what are you talking about.. i love your profile picture, its hilarious!
I really should shrug my shoulders and say to myself, "I don't get it" and just move on.
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jet:
aww just keep tryin, you'll get past day 3 
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katrina:
Hi! Thanks. Well, it better not be or you'll make me a sad little sg 
Your profile pic is weird, and kinda cool at the same time. Is that an owen or some sort of washing machine?
Your profile pic is weird, and kinda cool at the same time. Is that an owen or some sort of washing machine?
My work clothes passed the sniff test! Step one: complete.
Step 2: Shaving. Hmmmmm. A little bit of stubble. But this is Blockbuster we're talking here! No one cares what I look like and my boss can't fire me yet because we're too understaffed. No shaving neccessary. Step 2: She is done.
Step 3: Shower and brush teeth. Okay I can't get around this one....
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Step 2: Shaving. Hmmmmm. A little bit of stubble. But this is Blockbuster we're talking here! No one cares what I look like and my boss can't fire me yet because we're too understaffed. No shaving neccessary. Step 2: She is done.
Step 3: Shower and brush teeth. Okay I can't get around this one....
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elvira:
ooh muchos gracias for your nice words
i just wanted to say your profile pic fucking rulez!!
stay hardcore
i just wanted to say your profile pic fucking rulez!!
stay hardcore
niobe:
I hate going to movies the day they open though. Plus, today is his only day off so we have to do something today.
We'll think of something I hope.
Plus, today is his only day off so we have to do something today.
We'll think of something I hope.
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rainbowgrrl:
Haha! i can buy you underwear if you want lol its a little odd though.
The drunk eyes are v typical of a drunken person
The drunk eyes are v typical of a drunken person
gogo:
ihihih you should that film is amazing
Well today was a total bust. No going to the movies, no loud music and Jager shots, no nothing. Here's my day. Feel free to laugh at me. I don't care anymore. I was on SG and downloading music until 6 a.m. I fell sleep watching Dodgeball and woke up at 10:30. I made a few phone calls (including my mom who had two pollyps...
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niobe:
Thanks.
awryx:
well nyquil is super
My sister had yet another cancer test done yesterday. From what I gather she's okay but more tests are on the way. Poor girl can't catch a break. Me, I'm in the pink. It's not fair I suppose. She is vegan, takes care of herself, prays to God on a daily basis,etc. I drink like a fish, smoke 3 packs a day, have shitty eating...
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mnislahi:
forgot to say.. i do hope ur sis is ok..
miss_lady:
Love to your sister. I am pretty much screwed as far as cancer goes (my doctor said I will most likely get breast cancer since it runs so rampantly in my family) so what do I do? Abandon my previously healthy lifestyle in favor of regular Taco Bell, working out just enough to still look good nekkid, regular binge drinking, and smoking whatever someone hands me. If I'm screwed, then I may as well live it up, right?
Why does your tummy hurt, sweetie?
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I am pretty much screwed as far as cancer goes (my doctor said I will most likely get breast cancer since it runs so rampantly in my family) so what do I do? Abandon my previously healthy lifestyle in favor of regular Taco Bell, working out just enough to still look good nekkid, regular binge drinking, and smoking whatever someone hands me. If I'm screwed, then I may as well live it up, right?
Why does your tummy hurt, sweetie?
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fatality:
Thank you. I like it and hope I can heal it.
freakpirate:
That's what I like to hear!!
I'm not a doctor but I play one on SG.
That's my little joke. Funny huh? Anyway who wants to go drinking with me tomorrow night? I'll let you name the time and place and what's on the menu. I'm easy like Sunday morning. Hey it is Sunday morning. A John Wayne movie is on.
That's my little joke. Funny huh? Anyway who wants to go drinking with me tomorrow night? I'll let you name the time and place and what's on the menu. I'm easy like Sunday morning. Hey it is Sunday morning. A John Wayne movie is on.
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niobe:
Join my NIN group and you will make me uber happy.
awryx:
u know. i would go
actually ive been drinking a lot @_@
but yeah i totally slammed something saturday night
actually ive been drinking a lot @_@
but yeah i totally slammed something saturday night
Yeah. No, well, just time. No, I don't know what you're talking about.
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