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I have been working both nights and days now for a couple of weeks now. I can honestly say, after working the 5-midnight shift for 3 1/2 years, I really prefer 9-5. Starting Wed. I will have it on my own. My music without interruption, simplied paperwork and seclusion. Yeah I think I can handle this. Plus when I work the night shift, I usually...
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juno106:
Organic food sound soo good right now. I have no idea what I am eating tonight but I am hungry.
or in french
J'ai faim
or in french
J'ai faim
yeknomyknuf:
yes, I love you little movies or gifs you've made, whatever format those are. Your upcoming work schedule sounds kick ass, hope you have something to amuse yourself with for all those hours. What is your secret to staying awake at work I'm curious? I have to get lots of caffiene to pull my 8 hrs from 8am-4pm. 
I changed my profile pic to honor the memory of Pogo_The_Monkey, who (whom) recently went grey. That is me screwing up his profile pic. I'm sure he'll be back one day. Whatever. Get a job!
After 3 1/2 years of working nights I am now suddendly working days and nights. I like the change, just really for the sake of change, but it's going to...
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After 3 1/2 years of working nights I am now suddendly working days and nights. I like the change, just really for the sake of change, but it's going to...
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prockg:
There were definitely a few moments in line when I felt that boxed in kind of feeling, even though I was surrounded by friends.
It was totally worth it though.
It was totally worth it though.
sphynx:
It does seem like all the best people are going grey these days.
I'm sitting here waiting for my work shirt to completely dry. I'm listening to Lil John. I'm not a big fan of contemporary rap but I like the guy okay. There's one line in the song I have on now that I feel is completely unnecessary. "Fucking pussy ass ni**as." That's just not right. May I suggest Copulation vagina glueteous maximus African Americans? Ahhh, Isn't...
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yeknomyknuf:
That shirt is hilarious. I've worked in retail the last 5 years and I know exactly what you mean about customers being complete fuck heads. I would like to make shirts for work that say answers to the most commonly asked questions so I quit having to repeat myself 800 times a day. I'd also like to make a shirt that says, "if you're over 50, I don't have time to talk to you." I work in a drugstore so we get a lot of elderly, cheap ass, shaking, deaf people. They really drain me starting at 8 in the am. I'm really not a mean person usually, customers just get to me. Props on wearing the t in a public place too. 
ovida:
Muwhaa, anus...
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awryx:
lol i 
you too!! 
you too!! 
yuriel:
i still dont get the shirt....
I've been meaning to update this but I've been either too hungover or too tired from work. Now I'm drunk and reflective so now is the time.
Pogo and I went to the Fluffgirls show on Monday. It was very entertaining. Before we even had a chance to park there was a guy that asked us for money. "Hey you guys are going to they...
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Pogo and I went to the Fluffgirls show on Monday. It was very entertaining. Before we even had a chance to park there was a guy that asked us for money. "Hey you guys are going to they...
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xip:
Who's James Fortner?
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alukh:
I love your shirt, dude. I really need to make some more clothes. 
I bet your landlady totally wants in on Nigerian scams anyway.
I bet your landlady totally wants in on Nigerian scams anyway.
It's only 10:15 and I've all ready done laundry, cleaned my kitchen and bathroom and I just fixed and ate a large bowl of pasta and cheese sauce with brocoli and carrots. Is the nightly dose of melatonin working? This is weird to not only have been awake for a couple of hours all ready but I'm not walking around like a zombie. I need...
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mamazuma:
Hey let me know how the Hitchikers Guide is if you see it. I just downloaded the audio book of it and have been listening as I do dishes. Makes my least favorte job more bearable.
It's an awesome book. Makes me laugh out loud. You know what else does? Your pic of the Ass with the heavy cart!!! Maybe because I can relate to feeling heavily burdened and not getting anywhere. Hmm now thats kind of sad... but really I am not usually that self pitying! Every day the kids are fed and don't end up in the emergency room I think I can consider a sucess for the most part!
It's an awesome book. Makes me laugh out loud. You know what else does? Your pic of the Ass with the heavy cart!!! Maybe because I can relate to feeling heavily burdened and not getting anywhere. Hmm now thats kind of sad... but really I am not usually that self pitying! Every day the kids are fed and don't end up in the emergency room I think I can consider a sucess for the most part!
sarahjane:
isn't is nice and lustrous? The paint is actually all chipped.. But shh, dont tell! Sounds like you had some interesting adventures yesterday. Its better that you hit a car than hitting a little kid or something.
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xip:
Never doubt Sparklemotion.
Or cut yourself with a beer bottle...that has Stumpy written all over it to me
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Or cut yourself with a beer bottle...that has Stumpy written all over it to me
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neko:
im sorry for your loss.
I once got laid by telling a girl I knew about a story I was working on called Six Days Going on Seven. I was telling her about the story and somehow she got really worked up about it (it is not an erotic story by any means). I was at her house telling her about it and she starts kissing me on the neck...
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monroe:
Is that why you stay in your dryer?
Pickles are gross but your username is pretty sweet.
Pickles are gross but your username is pretty sweet.
arete:
those giant pickles are AMAZING....my god. soooo salty.
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emylou:
DUDE..when I clicked on that link it shut my browser down....asshole!
Jk...that is a funny pic.
Jk...that is a funny pic.
xip:
Piss Culture was my baby last year... my favorite rant being the one about public restrooms I think, but you'll see what I'm talking about soon enough...
Set aside an hour a day and write... protect your dreams
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Set aside an hour a day and write... protect your dreams
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Well my thread is officially dead in the water. I'm not even sure why I bother sometimes.
Thanks to all who spoke to my drunk ass on the phone last night. I hope I didn't say anything too stupid. If I did, I was only kidding anyway. Yeah.
I'd like to thank
Pogo_The_Monkey for stinking up my house last night. See if I make you...
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Thanks to all who spoke to my drunk ass on the phone last night. I hope I didn't say anything too stupid. If I did, I was only kidding anyway. Yeah.
I'd like to thank
Pogo_The_Monkey for stinking up my house last night. See if I make you...
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ovida:
How did I not see that thread?! Oooh, pipecleaner halo, that's so much better than that Crap one Jesus totes around...*waits for the lighting o' smite*
Oooh, pipecleaner halo, that's so much better than that Crap one Jesus totes around...*waits for the lighting o' smite*
jem:
drunk calls are always good for hours of amusement.
i would have so called your crazy ass.
i would have so called your crazy ass.
Hey, if you can make it to the middle of nowhere Canada, you're more than invited