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unique3:
great pictures! 
luxdivon:
you are too cute. i like em.. welcome to the camera whore group
reverendbenzo:
Pics with my camera
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arete:
it doesn't so much look like a doll house as it does a house that a GI Joe might live in. so don't worry, you're still tough as fuck
arsenic:
Why, thank you sir. 
reverendbenzo:
Another folder of more pics of me.
elipsis:
youre cute... 
I know it's tempting, and at first seems logical, to think that I have a secret stash of the hottest new releases hidden somewhere in the warmth of my anal cavity. Alas I do not. Also, my blue shirt and khakis with a cigarette burn on the right leg is merely a uniform and not a secret hero costume. So telepathy and prediciting the future...
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foxee:
hey sweet stuff!!! have yourself a great weekend!!!
foxee:
OoOoh yay!!! i cant wait to see the shirt!!! take a picture of it with your new digicam!!! im off to the mall, catch yah later sweety!!!
I have nothing really to update since I've been doing my usual drinking, masturbating and hating what I've become. So here is the best thing I could come up with. Off the wall random things that happened to me today.
This one guy was in the store just kind of looking around. I needed to put up a movie near to where he was standing...
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This one guy was in the store just kind of looking around. I needed to put up a movie near to where he was standing...
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yeknomyknuf:
Read your fantasy- I like the Three Stooges ya know. I used to wear a t-shirt that said "Just say Moe" with his mug on it. I loved that shirt 
yeknomyknuf:
Do you get Spike tv?
http://www.threestooges.com/news/article.asp?intNewsID=59
And is it just me or do alot of The Simpson's characters seem Stooges inspired?
http://www.threestooges.com/news/article.asp?intNewsID=59
And is it just me or do alot of The Simpson's characters seem Stooges inspired?
I am such an idiot. I was doing laundry yesterday and I didn't check my pockets first. I washed a brand new pack of cigarettes. Millions of tiny pieces of tobacco went eveywhere except my lungs. I had to rewash everything three times to get it out. Now I sit here in my underwear without cigs. 
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elvgrenink:
The last session I had, the guy brought in a martini glass (or was it margarita), and goggles. There were three of us girls. We played with him some... and then it came to the end of the session. He put on the goggles. I took the glass and put it between my legs while standing, and then filled it almost to the top with my own special "margarita mix." After another girl had let loose a long stream onto his chest and he was practically drowning...I squatted down next to him and lifted his head with one hand, and put the glass to his lips with the other. He took a little sip and pretended to enjoy it. Then I stood over him and straddled his body between my heels and proceeded to pour the glass all over him...instructing him to keep his mouth open so it could splash in. He choked and sputtered, but boy was he in heaven. 
whitewidow:
*giggles* you have the funniest profile pic
Kisses
Kisses
Okay, now I'm completely convinced that I'm addicted to SG. I have to be at work at 9 and I'm up listening to SG radio and was sweating bullets for a second because that was no SG radio 6/05 thread. I also have a horrible stomach ache due to too much Mellow Yellow. I'll live and there are far worse addictions. One day maybe I'll...
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pulloffmywings:
the word yowza turns me on! 
Let's just say that I've been in better moods than the one I'm in right now.
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pulloffmywings:
dude i would love it if my sex tape got out!! then i could befriend ron jeremy and paris hilton.
yuriel:
noooooonoooooooooo!!!!!
what a waste of alcohol!~!!!!
what a waste of alcohol!~!!!!
Yesterday at work I saw a guy picking through and eating our garbage. At first I was alarmed, yet I then saw the eloquence of his actions. He was really enjoying himself and the food that he found. I took an interest in this and when he finally left, I followed suit.
At first he didn't seem to leave much. As I dug deeper I...
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chimay:
No, as far as I know there is no Hooters here in Sacramento.
And I'm not sure how I feel about that...
And I'm not sure how I feel about that...
yeknomyknuf:
Mmm, garbage food. The way you describe it, I don't know what Oscar the Grouch was such a bitch for. Thanks as always for an entertaining journal entry.
I have been very depressed lately. Not in a good mood at all. I won't go into it because I feel most people come into this jounal to hear a quick joke or some lively humor. I'm sorry but I have none of that for you right now. Maybe later. Sorry.
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mamazuma:
I hope you feel better
Are you taking care of yourself?
I hope you feel better
Are you taking care of yourself?
juno106:
YEah we all get like that sometimes. I hope things get better for you.
As of right now, I am on comment number 4443. 4444 is next. This is so exciting to me since I have no life! What should I use it on? I obviously don't want to waste it. If you would like for me to use my 4444th post for you, let me know. I can't imagine why you would want me to!
yuriel:
Haha.